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Amusing birthday card to a devilish male friend…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Hey man, it's your birthday. Let's raise some hell! Happy Birthday from your partner in crime! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1466160 |
Hey man, it's your birthday. Let's raise some hell! Happy Birthday from your partner in crime!
Blank any occasion cartoon and the Grim Reaper…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1523678 |
Funny congratulations to card recipient upon…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | The working world stress just went away for you. From here on out your only stress will be remembering to change your underwear daily. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1286956 |
The working world stress just went away for you. From here on out your only stress will be remembering to change your underwear daily. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Funny lawyer retirement congrats - decree from…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You've been loosed upon the landscape and it shall be called retirement ... CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1221854 |
You've been loosed upon the landscape and it shall be called retirement ... CONGRATULATIONS!
Amusing officer of the law retirement congrats…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Even though you've retired as a police officer, I know you'll be forever "on the job". CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1267834 |
Even though you've retired as a police officer, I know you'll be forever "on the job". CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Amusing Modern Cave Man Retirement Congratulations…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It's been quite a ride! CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement from the daily grind! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1376480 |
It's been quite a ride! CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement from the daily grind!
Amusing retirement congrats for dad
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Dad, I'm so glad you retired before the job got to you ... CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1214570 |
Dad, I'm so glad you retired before the job got to you ... CONGRATULATIONS!
Amusing Law Enforcement Related Retirement Cartoon
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Nothing will ever be safe again now that you've retired from law enforcement! CONGRATULATIONS on pulling the trigger! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1262676 |
Nothing will ever be safe again now that you've retired from law enforcement! CONGRATULATIONS on pulling the trigger!
Amusing well-earned boss's retirement congrats…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You did a great job over the years! You know things will really go to hell after your retirement! Congratulations and a giant thank you from us all! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1392482 |
You did a great job over the years! You know things will really go to hell after your retirement! Congratulations and a giant thank you from us all!
Amusing Retirement and Bucket List Suggestion
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1562112 |
Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it.
Amusing Retirement and the Lip Saving Reason for…
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| Inside Text: | I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1510276 |
I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest.
Amusing Doctors' Day greeting for retired…
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| Inside Text: | I'm certain there were times you wished for early retirement but you remained, helping and healing. I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, even far beyond the time you retired from practice. Happy Doctors' Day! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1386222 |
I'm certain there were times you wished for early retirement but you remained, helping and healing. I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, even far beyond the time you retired from practice. Happy Doctors' Day!
Amusing Correctional Officer Retirement Cartoon
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| Inside Text: | As a Correctional Officer you've seen it all and have earned your release ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1219576 |
As a Correctional Officer you've seen it all and have earned your release ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Grim Reaper photobomb on Father-in-Law's…
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| Inside Text: | Dear Father-in-Law, I'm very happy you've earned retirement. Please don't send pictures of your new life! CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1523668 |
Dear Father-in-Law, I'm very happy you've earned retirement. Please don't send pictures of your new life! CONGRATULATIONS!
Funny Happy Retirement hobby and collecting…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1419638 |
Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!
Funny doctor's retirement - dedication to the end…
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| Inside Text: | I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, knowing it will continue far beyond the time you retire from practice. Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1399458 |
I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, knowing it will continue far beyond the time you retire from practice. Congratulations on your retirement!
Slightly Off-color Happy Birthday to Aging Male…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You can celebrate this birthday any way you wish. Toast the gathering years, fill up on unhealthy treats and run freely through the yard flapping your aging "flag" in the breeze. You're a lawyer, so who's gonna' sue ya'? ENJOY YOUR DAY! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1421690 |
You can celebrate this birthday any way you wish. Toast the gathering years, fill up on unhealthy treats and run freely through the yard flapping your aging "flag" in the breeze. You're a lawyer, so who's gonna' sue ya'? ENJOY YOUR DAY!
Humorous retirement congrats with bag of cash…
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| Inside Text: | "The reward of a thing well done is to have done it." Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm sure money would have been better, but whatever ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1228968 |
"The reward of a thing well done is to have done it." Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm sure money would have been better, but whatever ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Amusing pilot's retirement declaration and last…
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| Inside Text: | It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1510658 |
It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.
Funny retirement announcement with bag of cash &…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ... |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1228946 |
I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ...
Funny retirement announcement with clowns cartoon
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1318152 |
Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work.
Amusing pilot's retirement congrats cartoon
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You'll miss all the excitement and entertainment as you retire from piloting, but there comes a time when the body searches just aren't fun anymore. CONGRATULATIONS on retiring to an earthly lifestyle. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1382462 |
You'll miss all the excitement and entertainment as you retire from piloting, but there comes a time when the body searches just aren't fun anymore. CONGRATULATIONS on retiring to an earthly lifestyle.
Amusing dentist's retirement cartoon and tooth…
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| Inside Text: | You've had a long and successful career in dentistry and you've decided to pull the plug and retire. You can frame that plug and hang it on the wall with your first pulled tooth. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RETIREMENT! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1457844 |
You've had a long and successful career in dentistry and you've decided to pull the plug and retire. You can frame that plug and hang it on the wall with your first pulled tooth. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RETIREMENT!
Funny congrats to a retiring mail carrier / postal…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | My gift to you is an endless supply of stamps you can only use on your emails ... CONGRATULATIONS on your well-deserved retirement from the postal service! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1312276 |
My gift to you is an endless supply of stamps you can only use on your emails ... CONGRATULATIONS on your well-deserved retirement from the postal service!
Humorous Old Dogs at Bar - Toast Your Retirement…
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| Inside Text: | Tonight, old dog, I'm raising my glass to you and toasting your well-won retirement. HIP, HIP, HOORAH! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1334914 |
Tonight, old dog, I'm raising my glass to you and toasting your well-won retirement. HIP, HIP, HOORAH!
Amusing dental/dentistry retirement congrats…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I'm happy to hear you've talked yourself into retirement. You deserve it! CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1375356 |
I'm happy to hear you've talked yourself into retirement. You deserve it! CONGRATULATIONS!
Funny group congrats to retiring dental…
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| Inside Text: | CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire! We know you won't be at all bored in this new stage of your life! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1395250 |
CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire! We know you won't be at all bored in this new stage of your life!
Amusing lawyer retirement congrats - dungeon humor
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | As a lawyer you've witnessed it all ... you've hung on through thick and thin. CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1223904 |
As a lawyer you've witnessed it all ... you've hung on through thick and thin. CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire!
Humorous support for move to a new care facility…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations! I hope you find comfort and peace in the transition to your new home. Warm past memories, new friends and a fresh and fabulous hairdresser will sustain you as you journey on. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1327770 |
Congratulations! I hope you find comfort and peace in the transition to your new home. Warm past memories, new friends and a fresh and fabulous hairdresser will sustain you as you journey on.
Funny Happy Retirement hobby and collecting…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1419664 |
Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!
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