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Amusing over the hill birthday greeting cartoon ca…
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Inside Text: Well, enough about me. You’re the one so far over the hill that any direction from there is up. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY no matter the geography!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The woman in the cartoon, chin on her cartoon desk, has just realized how far over the hill she is. The party balloons, both of them, are pathetic. She has only one Birthday card. You can reinforce the angst and misery of the yearly passing with the purchase of one card like this for each of your aging friends. If you have any left.
Product Id: 1366628
Drink Wine Over The Hill Card
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Inside Text: It helps you forget about the HOT FLASHES, and can make you feel years younger (at least until the next day) Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 708126
Trail horse & gal rider card
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Inside Text: You’re not over the hill yet. Happy Birthday!
Artist: none
Product Id: 202994
Fun Over the Hill and Up Against the Wall Happy Bi…
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Inside Text: It’s your birthday, you’re way over the hill and up against the proverbial wall. Any final requests? My request? Enjoy a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Time's in short supply with our cartoon guy. Anyone with a few decades of birthdays is also a short-timer. The verse drives home that point.
Product Id: 1344522
Happy Birthday, Over the Hill, Humorous Male Bulld…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: A stylish retro design with squares and circles, a bulldog reflecting on the years gone by, fizzy in one paw ... and another birthday is on its way! Send funny "over the hill" birthday wishes with this trendy card. Wording inside can be changed.
Product Id: 924411
Shit Happens Wheelchair on Stairs Funny Birthday C…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday. It’s all downhill from here!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this birthday humor card from NobleWorks Cards today.
Product Id: 1090112
Martini and Pedicure Over the Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: While I try to remember I think I’ll have an Apple Martini and a Pedicure! Happy Birthday
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 682107
Over The Hill Lucky 7’S Slot Machine Birthday Card…
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Inside Text: LUCKY 7’S AND A DOUBLE MARTINI! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 854116
Over the Hill Funny Hot Mama Card
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Inside Text: Wine, chocolate, and your BFF to share it with! Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 1198810
Over The Hill - Birthday - Alphabet Art card
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Inside Text: Repeat after me: "I’d rather be over the hill than under the hill" Happy Birthday
Artist: ABC by Sue
Product Id: 919929
FUNNY HOT MAMA OVER THE HILL ENJOY THE DISCOUNTS c…
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Inside Text: Just enjoy the discounts! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 909650
Over the Hill Birthday Cute Sheep Humor card
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Inside Text: ... and AWAYYY! Celebrate a new beginning. Happy Birthday
Artist: Vicky Rubin
Artist Notes: This cute white sheep with balloons in a bright blue sky easily floats past fluffy clouds and over the hill to a new beginning.This gently humorous happy birthday card will make anyone feel good about getting older.
Product Id: 1317484
Classic Fart Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: You know you are OVER THE HILL when your title changes from Old Fart to Classic Fart! Happy Birthday
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 682106
Funny Over the Hill Birthday, Pug Mix With Flaming…
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Inside Text: Please Hurry! This birthday cake is over the limit - filled to capacity - full to the brim - over the top - Over the Hill! Best wishes on dealing with your birthday emergency!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: A pug mix dog is wearing a firefighter's helmet and looking at the flaming candles on a birthday cake. Funny, over the hill birthday greetings for the dog lover in your life.
Product Id: 776123
Funny Over the Hill birthday card
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Inside Text: Any questions? Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 944642
Character Saying Remember Back When You Were 12 ca…
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Inside Text: Oh good, then ALZHEIMER’S hasn’t set in yet! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Cartoon bear says remember when you were twelve and couldn't wait until you were thirteen? Inside says, good, Alzheimer's hasn't set in yer.
Product Id: 1468890
A Little Birthday Bird Told Me You’re Old, Old, Ol…
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Inside Text: ... and you’re not dead yet. That’s something to sing about! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Colleen Kong-Savage
Artist Notes: Little birdie with a megaphone voice to sing it loud that his tortoise friend is OLD (and proud). A cheeky birthday card for someone with a sense of humor. Reproduction of paper-collaged image and lettering.
Product Id: 1389582
Happy Birthday, Over the Hill, Humorous Male Bulld…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: A retro inspired background, perfect for a male recipient, and a wrinkled bulldog who does not want to be reminded of his birthday! You can edit text inside the card.
Product Id: 924413
Happy Birthday for Her, Over the Hill, Humor Birth…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: A tongue in cheek birthday card for that special lady who is getting on in years ... and does not want to be reminded of it! A bulldog with a retro hat and a retro wallpaper in the background. You can edit the message inside the card.
Product Id: 924406
Old Fart Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 867831
You’re Never Over the Hill - Over the Hill Birthda…
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Inside Text: Those who stay young at heart remain truly ageless. Happy Birthday
Artist: Christi Madden
Artist Notes: The trees are dressed in Autumn colors, and fluffy clouds float in a light blue sky, with “You’re never over the hill!” resting on a fresh-looking green grass hill. Inside, we are reminded that those who stay young at heart remain truly ageless - a colorful card with an uplifting message to brighten that special someone’s birthday.
Product Id: 872429
Over-the-hill Mummy card
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Inside Text: If I had to guess, I’d say you were from under the hill. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ross Peterson
Product Id: 751998
Over the hill card
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Inside Text: No way! Just eating away at it! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63268
Over the hill card
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Inside Text: More like attached to it! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63272
Happy Birthday - Cactus Humor card
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Inside Text: As you have rolled over the top of the hill, and start on you way down the other side, try to avoid the cactus needles lying in your path. Here’s some flowers for my favorite old fogey. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Uniquely Yours
Artist Notes: This card can be customized internally and externally.
Product Id: 684039
Hoochie Mama Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Wine, chocolate, and a hoochie mama outfit! Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 879951
Grumpy Old Fart To Do List. card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday! You Grumpy Old FART!
Artist: mike shiell
Artist Notes: Grumpy Old Fart To Do List. A list of things to do for your favorite grumpy old fart. It includes; scowl at a neighbor, write a scathing letter and the classic; tell some kids to get off your lawn!
Product Id: 1453590
Over the Hill Birthday Plates Old Age Humor Contem…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday!
Artist: Judith Gorgone
Artist Notes: Happy "Over the Hill" Birthday! Birthday humor for your approaching old age friend. Over 30. Humorous, fun and funny way to celebrate someone's special day, remind them of yet another year with age-related puns and jokes on every plate! Age is only a number but these things are part of older life!. Unique, contemporary and colorful.
Product Id: 1580524
Almost Over the Hill Birthday card
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Inside Text: You aren’t over the hill yet, but it’s about time to buckle your seat belt and get ready for the ride. Have a Super, Wonderful, Happy Birthday
Artist: Whisper Gently
Artist Notes: You only get to tease them one time a year. Enjoy it to it's fullest. Your gentle artist, Whisper
Product Id: 432573
Over the hill birthday burning candles cake card
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Inside Text: NO WAY!!! You didn’t burn the house down did you!!! Happy Birthday!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Artist Notes: The inside of this card can be changed: Words, font, size and color. I would be happy to change the words for you on the front.
Product Id: 591741
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