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Retired Congrats Abducted and Still Explaining Medicare card

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Retired Congrats Abducted and Still Explaining Medicare card (1984132)
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Retired Congrats Abducted and Still Explaining Medicare card
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Inside Text:
Retirement:
the magical time when you stop working
and start explaining your benefits
to anyone who'll listen.

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A weary abductee has worn out even his alien captors by explaining his Medicare health insurance plan for four straight hours. The joke plays on the bewildering complexity of Medicare choices, turning a classic alien-abduction scene into a senior-healthcare comedy. Best suited for a buyer who appreciate aging humor, retirement jokes, medical bureaucracy, and a little sci-fi absurdity.
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