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Hard - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Or Harder?
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Product Id: 915852
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Or Harder?

I Love Your Smile - Simply Black

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Product Id: 915857
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It's Time to Kick Some Ass - Simply Black

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Inside Text: It's Game Time
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Product Id: 916055
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It's Game Time

Sexy Eyes - Simply Black

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Inside Text: So Hot!
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Product Id: 916058
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So Hot!

I'm so Horny - Simply Black

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Inside Text: And I was thoughtful enough to give you this card.
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Product Id: 917025
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And I was thoughtful enough to give you this card.

I'm still Horny - Simply Black

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Product Id: 917028
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And I was thoughtful enough to give you this card.

Sexy Legs - Simply Black

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Inside Text: So Hot!
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Product Id: 917050
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So Hot!

Sexy Lips - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Just waiting to be kissed ...
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Product Id: 917052
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Just waiting to be kissed ...

Awesome Rack - Simply Black

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Inside Text: I'm talking about the ribs.
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Product Id: 917053
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I'm talking about the ribs.

I Love You - All Around the World - Simply Black

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Product Id: 917881
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Love From Around the World - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Love from around the world
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Product Id: 917882
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Love from around the world

Condolences - Simply Black

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Product Id: 936261
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Our Condolences - Simply Black

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Product Id: 959497
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I'm Gay - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Always have been
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Product Id: 959525
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Always have been

I'm Pregnant - Simply Black

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Inside Text: And I think you're the Dad. Isn't that great news?
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Product Id: 959531
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And I think you're the Dad. Isn't that great news?

Gay - Simply Black

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Inside Text: And proud!
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Product Id: 959653
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And proud!

Belief, Faith & Love - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Let it guide your spirit
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Product Id: 960675
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Let it guide your spirit

Fire, Heart & Passion - Simply Black

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Inside Text: or Hot Sexy Love
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Product Id: 960677
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or Hot Sexy Love

Hot, Sexy Love - Simply Black

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Inside Text: You're welcome
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Product Id: 960679
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You're welcome

Words of Love - Simply Black

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Product Id: 961385
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Thinking about you - Simply Black

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Inside Text: And now you're thinking about me. You see how great that works?
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Product Id: 961545
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And now you're thinking about me. You see how great that works?

Halloween Scream - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Scary, Spooky, Boo, its time for some Halloween fun.
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Product Id: 961565
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Scary, Spooky, Boo, its time for some Halloween fun.

Happy Boss Day - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Have a Happy Boss's Day. No, really.
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Product Id: 972497
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Have a Happy Boss's Day. No, really.

Suck It - Simply Black Humor

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Inside Text: That would be the best thing for you to do.
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Product Id: 977437
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That would be the best thing for you to do.

You've been a Naughty Girl - Simply Black

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Inside Text: that's so hot
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Product Id: 993837
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that's so hot

You've been a Bad Boy - Simply Black

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Inside Text: that's so hot
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Product Id: 993841
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that's so hot

Lump of Coal - Simply Black

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Inside Text: I was going to buy you a lump of coal, but I didn't want to spend that much. Please accept this card as a substitute.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 996961
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I was going to buy you a lump of coal, but I didn't want to spend that much. Please accept this card as a substitute.

How about a Kiss - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Or if you prefer, we can go straight to the sex.
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Product Id: 999883
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Or if you prefer, we can go straight to the sex.

Fool Around - Simply Black

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Inside Text: I'm a sure thing
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 999891
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I'm a sure thing

Let's Get Naked - Simply Black

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Artist: simply black
Product Id: 999909
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Gay Love - Simply Black

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Product Id: 999931
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Lesbian Love - Simply Black

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Product Id: 999933
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Us plus You equals Love - Simply Black

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Inside Text: How about a threesome?
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Product Id: 999941
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How about a threesome?

Happy Hanukkah - Simply Black

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Product Id: 999955
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Aries - Simply Black

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Inside Text: On your Birthday
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Product Id: 999959
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On your Birthday

Taurus - Simply Black

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Inside Text: On your Birthday
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Product Id: 999961
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On your Birthday

Gemini - Simply Black

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Inside Text: On your Birthday
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Product Id: 999967
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On your Birthday

Cancer - Simply Black

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Product Id: 999969
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Leo - Simply Black

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Inside Text: On your Birthday
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Product Id: 999975
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On your Birthday

Virgo - Simply Black

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Inside Text: On your Birthday
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Product Id: 999977
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On your Birthday

Libra - Simply Black

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Product Id: 999981
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Scorpio - Simply Black

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Inside Text: For your Birthday
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Product Id: 999985
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For your Birthday

Sagittarius - Simply Black

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Inside Text: For your Birthday
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Product Id: 999987
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For your Birthday

Capricorn - Simply Black

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Inside Text: For your Birthday
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Product Id: 999989
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For your Birthday

Aquarius - Simply Black

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Inside Text: For your Birthday
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Product Id: 999993
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For your Birthday

Pisces - Simply Black

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Inside Text: For your Birthday
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Product Id: 999997
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For your Birthday

Keep on Rockin' - Simply Black

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Product Id: 1000011
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42 - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Do you have any other questions?
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Product Id: 1000023
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Do you have any other questions?

Sexy - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Absolutely
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Product Id: 1002417
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Absolutely

Hey Sexy - Simply Black - Blank Note Card

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Product Id: 1002425
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Sex - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Have I got your attention?
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Product Id: 1002427
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Have I got your attention?

Hot Sweaty Sex - Simply Black

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Inside Text: Interested?
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Product Id: 1002429
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Interested?

I've got a great idea - Simply Black

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Inside Text: let's have sex!
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Product Id: 1020429
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let's have sex!

A great idea - Simply Black

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Inside Text: let's get married!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1020433
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let's get married!

Happy Birthday Everything & Nothing - Simply Black

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Inside Text: I got you a card with nothing Happy Birthday!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1043281
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I got you a card with nothing Happy Birthday!

i was just wondering - Simply Black

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Inside Text: will you have sex with me?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1073050
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will you have sex with me?

Simply Black - What time is it?

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Inside Text: It's time for sex.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1122756
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It's time for sex.

Simply Black - Please spank me

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Inside Text: I've been quite naughty
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1167926
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I've been quite naughty

Simply Black - Anything for your Birthday

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Inside Text: Including me
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Product Id: 1167928
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Including me

Simply Black - Anything for Christmas

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Inside Text: Including me
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Product Id: 1167930
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Including me

Simply Black - Serious Question

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Inside Text: Do you like to be on the top or bottom?
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Product Id: 1167932
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Do you like to be on the top or bottom?

Simply Black - Serious Question Marry Me

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Inside Text: Will you marry me? Please?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1167936
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Will you marry me? Please?

Simply Black - think of sex

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Inside Text: Sex
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Product Id: 1167944
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Sex

Simply Black - You're so funny

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Inside Text: I think I just peed myself.
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Product Id: 1167948
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I think I just peed myself.

Simply Black - Do you remember

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Inside Text: That was awesome!
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Product Id: 1167950
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That was awesome!

Simply Black - Do you remember

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Inside Text: That was the best!
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Product Id: 1200742
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That was the best!

Simply Black - Calm the Duck Down

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Inside Text: QUACK!
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Product Id: 1207192
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QUACK!

Simply Black - you can have anything

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Inside Text: Including me
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Product Id: 1211014
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Including me

Simply Black - thank you for the sex last night

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Inside Text: Do you have any plans tonight?
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Product Id: 1211386
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Do you have any plans tonight?

Simply Black - free sex card

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Inside Text: What are you waiting for?
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Product Id: 1211408
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What are you waiting for?

Simply Black - I'm sorry

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Inside Text: a) For saying that thing which I didn't know was wrong to say; b) For thinking that thought which really wasn't bad; c) For forgeting about that really important thing that I was suppose to remember; d) For the time I was was suppose to do that thing but then I got super busy and just forgot; e) For doing that other thing when I was suppose to do the first thing; f) For anything else that I forgot that I was suppose to do, say, think, feel, in the past, present or future; g) Just kidding, I'm not that sorry.
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Product Id: 1211422
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a) For saying that thing which I didn't know was wrong to say; b) For thinking that thought which really wasn't bad; c) For forgeting about that really important thing that I was suppose to remember; d) For the time I was was suppose to do that thing but then I got super busy and just forgot; e) For doing that other thing when I was suppose to do the first thing; f) For anything else that I forgot that I was suppose to do, say, think, feel, in the past, present or future; g) Just kidding, I'm not that sorry.

Simply Black - those jeans don't make your butt…

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Inside Text: I love you because you're perfectly you.
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Product Id: 1211490
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I love you because you're perfectly you.

Simply Black - Happy Anniversary - Make a wish,…

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Inside Text: Naughty or Nice or Really Naughty
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Product Id: 1211494
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Naughty or Nice or Really Naughty

Simply Black - Naughty or Nice

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Inside Text: or XXX
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Product Id: 1211500
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or XXX

Simply Black - Happy Mother's Day - MILF Card One

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Inside Text: Wishing you a special day!
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Product Id: 1213050
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Wishing you a special day!

Simply Black - Happy Mother's Day - MILF Card Two

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Inside Text: Here's to your special day!
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Product Id: 1213052
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Here's to your special day!

Simply Black - Happy Father's Day - DILF Card One

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Inside Text: May all your wishes come true!
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Product Id: 1213054
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May all your wishes come true!

Simply Black - Happy Father's Day - DILF Card Two

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Inside Text: May all your wishes come true!
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Product Id: 1213058
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May all your wishes come true!

Simply Black - I think you're kinda Sexy

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Product Id: 1213692
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Simply Black - Kinky Sex

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Inside Text: Want some?
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Product Id: 1241600
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Want some?

Simply Black - old english, dirty, filthy, nasty,…

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Inside Text: Want some?
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Product Id: 1241612
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Want some?

Simply Black - Today I Fell in Love with You

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Inside Text: Will you help me write tomorrow?
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Product Id: 1241620
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Will you help me write tomorrow?

Simply Black - Stunning

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Inside Text: You
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Product Id: 1241626
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You

Simply Black - Perfection

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Inside Text: You
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Product Id: 1241632
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You

Simply Black - My Secret Crush

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Inside Text: Is not so secret anymore
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Product Id: 1241638
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Is not so secret anymore

Simply Black - I think I Love You

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Inside Text: Yes, I think I do
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Product Id: 1243264
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Yes, I think I do

Simply Black - I think I Want You

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Product Id: 1247458
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Simply Black - Free Porn

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Inside Text: Wow, that got your attention.
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Product Id: 1259446
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Wow, that got your attention.

Simply Black - Free Porn Birthday Boy

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Inside Text: Well I lied about the free porn, but at least you have a funny Birthday card.
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Product Id: 1259452
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Well I lied about the free porn, but at least you have a funny Birthday card.

Simply Black - Free Porn Birthday Girl

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Inside Text: Well I lied about the free porn, but at least you have a funny Birthday card.
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Product Id: 1259458
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Well I lied about the free porn, but at least you have a funny Birthday card.

Simply Black - Birthday Sex

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Inside Text: Are you ready Tiger?
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Product Id: 1259508
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Are you ready Tiger?

Simply Black - Beautiful

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Inside Text: you are
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Product Id: 1288476
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you are

Simply Black - Happy *SSH*LE Day

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Inside Text: A special card to celebrate you today and every day.
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Product Id: 1288634
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A special card to celebrate you today and every day.

Simply Black - Don't Panic

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Inside Text: Studies say that most problems in life can be solved by having lots of sex.
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Product Id: 1288638
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Studies say that most problems in life can be solved by having lots of sex.

Simply Black - You're Hot and I'm Hot

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Inside Text: So what are we waiting for?
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Product Id: 1288652
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So what are we waiting for?

Simply Black - You make me Horny

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Inside Text: I thought you should know.
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Product Id: 1293226
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I thought you should know.

Simply Black - I need sex

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Inside Text: I need you.
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Product Id: 1293228
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I need you.

Simply Black - Let's be friends

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Inside Text: Friends with Benefits
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Product Id: 1293232
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Friends with Benefits

Simply Black - I bet I can make you think about…

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Inside Text: Pay up
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Product Id: 1293234
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Pay up

Simply Black - forty and fabulous

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Inside Text: Suck it Bitches!
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Product Id: 1293236
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Suck it Bitches!

Simply Black - thirty and dirty

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Inside Text: Not a surprise since you were like this in your 20s too!
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Product Id: 1293238
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Not a surprise since you were like this in your 20s too!

Simply Black - You're the best Ex ever

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Inside Text: Want to have sex?
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Product Id: 1293246
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Want to have sex?

Simply Black - I've been a bad boy

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Inside Text: I need to be punished.
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Product Id: 1298210
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I need to be punished.

Simply Black - I've been a naughty girl

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Inside Text: I need to be spanked.
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Product Id: 1298212
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I need to be spanked.

Simply Black - Happy Birthday F*ckface

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Product Id: 1304572
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Simply Black - Happy Birthday Sh*thead

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Product Id: 1304574
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Simply Black - Merry Christmas Sh*thead

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Product Id: 1304576
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Simply Black - Merry Christmas F*ckface

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Product Id: 1304578
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Simply Black - sometimes stupidity

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Inside Text: This is one of those times.
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Product Id: 1325106
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This is one of those times.

Simply Black - you can't fix stupid with…

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Inside Text: Stupid wins every time
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Product Id: 1325110
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Stupid wins every time

Simply Black - F you card

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Inside Text: Congratulations
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Product Id: 1325114
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Congratulations

Simply Black - Party Pants

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Inside Text: and You're the Guest of Honor
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Product Id: 1325120
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and You're the Guest of Honor

Simply Black - I hate you, let's have sex

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Inside Text: Let's have sex.
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Product Id: 1325142
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Let's have sex.

Simply Black - It's a Bachelorette, B*tch*s

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Inside Text: Get ready for the party of the year.
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Product Id: 1347028
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Get ready for the party of the year.

Simply Black - I've been a bad boy

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Inside Text: And I need to be punished.
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Product Id: 1349092
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And I need to be punished.

Simply Black - I've been a very naughty girl

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Inside Text: Will you spank me?
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Product Id: 1349094
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Will you spank me?

Simply Black - Ball & Chain Happy Anniversary

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Inside Text: Who needs freedom when I've got you.
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Product Id: 1349098
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Who needs freedom when I've got you.

Simply Black - Wow, you're stoopid!

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Inside Text: Kinda dum too
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Product Id: 1349104
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Kinda dum too

Simply Black - I get so horny on My Birthday

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Inside Text: Do you want to celebrate with me?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1349904
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Do you want to celebrate with me?

Simply Black - I get so horny at Christmas Time

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Inside Text: Let's celebrate the Holiday Season.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1349906
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Let's celebrate the Holiday Season.