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TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . said the guillotine salesman.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1052277
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. . . said the guillotine salesman.

MY EX-WIFE HATED TAKING MY ADVICE - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: Hello, and how is your day going?
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1052287
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Hello, and how is your day going?

DO NOT LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH HUMOR - DUMB…

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Inside Text: . . . said the Greeks as they invaded the city of Troy.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1052461
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. . . said the Greeks as they invaded the city of Troy.

OVER MY DEAD BODY - ZOMBIE - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . said the Zombie trying to be funny.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1053221
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. . . said the Zombie trying to be funny.

YOU'RE STILL ALIVE? - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1053225
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I CAN SEE US SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER -…

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Inside Text: . . . arguing.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1053235
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. . . arguing.

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND - MEDICATION - DUMB AS A…

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Inside Text: . . . without you I can't justify my medication.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1053237
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. . . without you I can't justify my medication.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PAY RAISE - HUMOR - DUMB…

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Inside Text: . . . eliminated by the increase in your health insurance premium.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1053275
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. . . eliminated by the increase in your health insurance premium.

YOU ARE A BAD INFLUENCE ON MY LIFE - HUMOR - DUMB…

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Inside Text: . . . we need to spend more time together.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1053697
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. . . we need to spend more time together.

I HAVE VERY HIGH STANDARD - FRIENDS - HUMOR - DUMB…

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Inside Text: . . . but you'll do.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1053715
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. . . but you'll do.

YOU ARE NOT CRAZY - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . I take that back.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1054599
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. . . I take that back.

A BIRD IN THE HAND - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . is worth investing in hand sanitizer.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1055825
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. . . is worth investing in hand sanitizer.

THE MODELING AGENCY IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE…

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Inside Text: . . . so when they call let them know I'm available.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1078706
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. . . so when they call let them know I'm available.

I THOUGHT OF THE PERFECT GIFT TO GET YOU - DUMB AS…

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Inside Text: . . . unfortunately, I can't afford it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1079250
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. . . unfortunately, I can't afford it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

TRUE FRIENDSHIP - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . is knowing it's okay acting stupid together.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1079838
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. . . is knowing it's okay acting stupid together.

I HAVE A CAT - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . what was I thinking?
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1080272
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. . . what was I thinking?

I KNEW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . by the pep in your step, your keen memory, & your beach body physique. I make stuff up. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1080878
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. . . by the pep in your step, your keen memory, & your beach body physique. I make stuff up. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

YOU HAVE NOT AGED A DAY - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . the age of fossils have always intrigued me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1081084
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. . . the age of fossils have always intrigued me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME - MONEY - DUMB AS A…

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Inside Text: . . . to be around whenever I need money.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1081114
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. . . to be around whenever I need money.

IF WE GET CAUGHT YOU CAN COUNT ON ME - HUMOR -…

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Inside Text: . . . to turn state's evidence.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1081116
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. . . to turn state's evidence.

I CLEARED MY CALENDAR - HUMOR - MONEY - DUMB AS A…

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Inside Text: . . . so you could plan a party to celebrate my awesomeness.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1081182
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. . . so you could plan a party to celebrate my awesomeness.

SORRY ABOUT FORGETTING YOUR BIRTHDAY - HUMOR -…

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Inside Text: . . . I just found out you were still alive.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1081462
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. . . I just found out you were still alive.

I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO GET MARRIED - HUMOR - MONEY …

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Inside Text: . . . I think I'll just give my house to the next woman I meet.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1083316
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. . . I think I'll just give my house to the next woman I meet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - HUMOR - DUMB AS A ROCK

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Inside Text: . . . to someone who shares the same birthday and expensive taste in gifts.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Product Id: 1086546
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. . . to someone who shares the same birthday and expensive taste in gifts.