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Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: This relationship is over! I'd rather play dead then run around with you anymore!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580253
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This relationship is over! I'd rather play dead then run around with you anymore!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: You have successfully eliminated all of the color from my life! However, without you, black and white is more colorful than our relationship was!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580256
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You have successfully eliminated all of the color from my life! However, without you, black and white is more colorful than our relationship was!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: I'd rather make love to a cactus...at least I would feel it!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580278
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I'd rather make love to a cactus...at least I would feel it!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: A beautiful rocky ledge; A cool glassy river; Nature! Life is so peaceful without you!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580281
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A beautiful rocky ledge; A cool glassy river; Nature! Life is so peaceful without you!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Look, a mountain goat! It's so much more interesting then you, see ya!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580293
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Look, a mountain goat! It's so much more interesting then you, see ya!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: You are the outhouse in my beautiful world and I'm tired of your shit! Goodbye!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580296
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You are the outhouse in my beautiful world and I'm tired of your shit! Goodbye!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Why WOOD you break my heart!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580299
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Why WOOD you break my heart!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Our love is like a dried up river bed!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580301
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Our love is like a dried up river bed!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Our relationship has hit a dead-end!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580303
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Our relationship has hit a dead-end!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Since you left, I have found new bridges to cross! Thanks for letting me go!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580305
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Since you left, I have found new bridges to cross! Thanks for letting me go!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: It's time to part ways!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580313
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It's time to part ways!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Our relationship is pre-historic! Good bye!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580321
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Our relationship is pre-historic! Good bye!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Getting through these marvelous canyon walls is so much easier without you leeching on to my side!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580328
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Getting through these marvelous canyon walls is so much easier without you leeching on to my side!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: 'Cause I'm a dancing tree...living without you so happily!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580332
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'Cause I'm a dancing tree...living without you so happily!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Look...no more eggshells to walk on!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580337
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Look...no more eggshells to walk on!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Your cold heart only left me with frozen tears...
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 584154
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Your cold heart only left me with frozen tears...

True Love

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Inside Text: Just as the canyons etched out a heart from a flood; You have shown me love at a time when life didn't seem clear! Thank you for loving me!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 585493
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Just as the canyons etched out a heart from a flood; You have shown me love at a time when life didn't seem clear! Thank you for loving me!

Love's Endless Road

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Inside Text: Since you have walked into my life, I sense that our opportunities are endless! I love you!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 585497
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Since you have walked into my life, I sense that our opportunities are endless! I love you!

Renewed Hope

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Inside Text: When all of life seemed colorless, you built a bridge that helped me cross over into its beauty! Thank you my love!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 585499
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When all of life seemed colorless, you built a bridge that helped me cross over into its beauty! Thank you my love!