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Congratulations on Your Breast Reduction

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Inside Text: Your back feels so much better. This is going to be a ball. You can now wear a sweater, Without stretching it out at all.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 78572
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Your back feels so much better. This is going to be a ball. You can now wear a sweater, Without stretching it out at all.

Get Well Breast Reduction - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Although men worldwide are saddened by this event, as long as you feel better, that is all that matters. Everyone hopes you Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438530
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Although men worldwide are saddened by this event, as long as you feel better, that is all that matters. Everyone hopes you Get Well Soon!

Get Well Breast Reduction - Funny

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Inside Text: Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489816
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Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Get well soon!

Get Well Breast Reduction II - Funny

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Inside Text: I hope you get well soon from your breast reduction surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489817
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I hope you get well soon from your breast reduction surgery!

Breast Reduction Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Hope you feel better after your Surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 499293
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Hope you feel better after your Surgery!

Breast Reduction Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: And not knocking yourself out like before! Get Well Soon from your breast reduction surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566230
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And not knocking yourself out like before! Get Well Soon from your breast reduction surgery!

Breast Reduction - Bandage - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 974627
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Get Well From Breast Reduction Surgery Shapely…

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Inside Text: Less IS more! All the best on your recovery
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Product Id: 1319422
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Less IS more! All the best on your recovery

Fun Breast Reduction Get Well, Feel Better

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Inside Text: Nice boobs! I wish you a speedy recovery from your breast reduction surgery. You look fabulous.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1396460
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Nice boobs! I wish you a speedy recovery from your breast reduction surgery. You look fabulous.

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Boo Bees (Boobies) Get Well from Breast Reduction…

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Inside Text: Boo bees! Wishing you a speedy recovery from your breast reduction surgery. You look bee-utiful.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1620942
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Boo bees! Wishing you a speedy recovery from your breast reduction surgery. You look bee-utiful.