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Congratulations on Your Liposuction

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Inside Text: Now you're so much thinner, I'll bet you're glad of that. I hope you stay a winner, and not regain this once lost fat.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 81834
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Now you're so much thinner, I'll bet you're glad of that. I hope you stay a winner, and not regain this once lost fat.

Congratulations on Your Face Lift

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Inside Text: Where did all your wrinkles go? The crow's feet, too, aren't there. Your new young face is quite the show, catching young men as they stare.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 81842
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Where did all your wrinkles go? The crow's feet, too, aren't there. Your new young face is quite the show, catching young men as they stare.

Implant Congrads

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Inside Text: Congratulations On The New Improved You!
Artist: © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte
Product Id: 257565
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Congratulations On The New Improved You!

New Boobies

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Inside Text: Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382214
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Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!

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Boobs Reduced - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Now men might finally stop staring at them, and perhaps will finally start staring at your butt. Double half Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382220
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Now men might finally stop staring at them, and perhaps will finally start staring at your butt. Double half Congratulations!

Cosmetic Surgery - Congrats

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387306
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Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!

BOOB Job Congratulations

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Inside Text: Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 395013
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Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!

Nice Fresh Peaches - Boob Job

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Inside Text: I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 416238
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I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Congratulations!

Cosmetic Surgery Humor - Retro

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Inside Text: Obviously not. Your Cosmetic Surgery looks great! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437116
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Obviously not. Your Cosmetic Surgery looks great! Congratulations!

Congratulations Breasts Boobs - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438503
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Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Congratulations!

Boobs Reduction - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: You look great, and soon will Feel Great. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438512
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You look great, and soon will Feel Great. Congratulations!

Boob Job Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489790
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When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! CONGRATULATIONS!

Boob Job II - Funny

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Inside Text: They likely will keep men from grabbing your ass. Perhaps.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489796
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They likely will keep men from grabbing your ass. Perhaps.

Breast Reduction - Funny

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Inside Text: Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Congratulations
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489814
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Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Congratulations

Breast Reduction Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your Breast Reduction Surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 499296
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Congratulations on your Breast Reduction Surgery!

Boob Job Congratulations

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Inside Text: ... yes, I know what you call them, but I'll refer to them simply as breasts. Congratulations, dear, ... I think.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 562724
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... yes, I know what you call them, but I'll refer to them simply as breasts. Congratulations, dear, ... I think.

Boob Job Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: But do they have to jump around so much too? Mercy! Congratulations on the new breasts!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566010
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But do they have to jump around so much too? Mercy! Congratulations on the new breasts!!

Congratulations on your boob job!

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Inside Text: Let it all hang out lady - you look a million dollars!
Artist: Chris Fothergill
Product Id: 661535
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Let it all hang out lady - you look a million dollars!

Congratulations / New Jugs, humor

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Inside Text: . . . on your pretty new jugs!
Artist: Gail Pepin
Product Id: 797905
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. . . on your pretty new jugs!

Congratulations / New Girls, humor

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Inside Text: . . . on the new "Girls" !!!
Artist: Gail Pepin
Product Id: 802325
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. . . on the new "Girls" !!!

Congratulations on Cosmetic Surgery, Butt Lift

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Inside Text: Your butt lift was very successful! It looks great!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 930270
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Your butt lift was very successful! It looks great!

Recover quickly from Your Cosmetic Surgery, Roses

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Inside Text: . . . take all the time you need to rest, relax and recover. Sending warm thoughts and wishes for a speedy recovery your way. Feel Better Soon.
Artist: Michael Peychich
Product Id: 1263904
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. . . take all the time you need to rest, relax and recover. Sending warm thoughts and wishes for a speedy recovery your way. Feel Better Soon.

Fun Boob Job/Breast Implants Congratulations

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Inside Text: Nice boobs! You look fabulous.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1396464
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Nice boobs! You look fabulous.

New Boob Job Boob bees Pink Bra with Bees and Bee…

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Inside Text: All I can say is WOW, that's a fantastic pair of new Boob "Bees"!
Artist: Moonlake Greetings
Product Id: 1416650
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All I can say is WOW, that's a fantastic pair of new Boob "Bees"!

Congratulations on your Cosmetic Liposuction…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your decision to undergo plastic surgery and a life-altering liposuction! You'll feel better, you'll look better and your car will appreciate the lighter you.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1419118
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Congratulations on your decision to undergo plastic surgery and a life-altering liposuction! You'll feel better, you'll look better and your car will appreciate the lighter you.

Congratulations on Your New Boobs Cartoon Lady

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Inside Text: On your new boobs!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Product Id: 1428502
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On your new boobs!

Congratulations on Successful Cosmetic Surgery…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your successful cosmetic surgery. Beautiful before and after.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1458948
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Congratulations on your successful cosmetic surgery. Beautiful before and after.

Congratulations on your Face Lift, Mona Lisa with…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your successful face lift surgery. Beautiful before and after.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1459082
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Congratulations on your successful face lift surgery. Beautiful before and after.

Congratulations on Your Plastic Surgery You Look…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your plastic surgery!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Product Id: 1486936
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Congratulations on your plastic surgery!

Boobs, boob-bees - boob job congratulations card,…

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Inside Text: Congratulations those are stunning new "Boob - Bees"!
Artist: Moonlake Greetings
Product Id: 1557530
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Congratulations those are stunning new "Boob - Bees"!