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Doctor Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489863
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

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Nurse Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489865
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Retirement for Priest

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Inside Text: I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 505410
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I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!

Retirement for Pastor

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Inside Text: I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire, Pastor! Will we? Happy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 505411
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I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire, Pastor! Will we? Happy Retirement!

Retirement for Minister

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Inside Text: I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 505412
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I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!

Retirement for Deacon

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Inside Text: I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 505413
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I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!

Retirement for Sister or Nun

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Inside Text: I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? You work too hard! Happy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 505415
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I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? You work too hard! Happy Retirement!

Coach Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Isn't there supposed to be some kind of coaching scandal involved first? No fun! Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565953
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Isn't there supposed to be some kind of coaching scandal involved first? No fun! Congratulations, and good luck!!

Prison Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I'm not sure if this will cause a riot in favor of it or against it! We'll see! Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565955
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I'm not sure if this will cause a riot in favor of it or against it! We'll see! Congratulations, and good luck!!

Dentist Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I'd give you a big smile but I'm not exactly thrilled with this!! Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565958
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I'd give you a big smile but I'm not exactly thrilled with this!! Congratulations, and good luck!!

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Doctor Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I feel sick all of a sudden!! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck Doc!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565961
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I feel sick all of a sudden!! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck Doc!!

Medical Field Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I feel sick all of a sudden!! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565966
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I feel sick all of a sudden!! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!

Police Law Enforcement Retirement Congratulations …

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Inside Text: THAT'S JUST CRIMINAL! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565971
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THAT'S JUST CRIMINAL! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!

Attorney Lawyer Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: THAT'S JUST CRIMINAL! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565972
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THAT'S JUST CRIMINAL! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!

Minister Ministry Retirement Congratulations -…

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Inside Text: DID THE MAN UPSTAIRS GIVE THE OK ON THIS? Oh, well. You've worked enough miracles I guess. Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565974
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DID THE MAN UPSTAIRS GIVE THE OK ON THIS? Oh, well. You've worked enough miracles I guess. Congratulations, and good luck!!

Nurse Nursing Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: So what are you going to miss the most? The smells? The politics? The fabulous hours? or all the free medical supplies you've taken home? (kidding) Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565977
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So what are you going to miss the most? The smells? The politics? The fabulous hours? or all the free medical supplies you've taken home? (kidding) Congratulations, and good luck!!

Pastor Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Did the big man upstairs OK this request? Perhaps he has a new plan for you! Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565978
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Did the big man upstairs OK this request? Perhaps he has a new plan for you! Congratulations, and good luck!!

Priest Retirement Congratulations- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Has the big guy upstairs approved this? (and I'm not referring to the Pope) He must have other plans for you then! Congratulations, and good luck!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566032
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Has the big guy upstairs approved this? (and I'm not referring to the Pope) He must have other plans for you then! Congratulations, and good luck!

Teacher Retirement Congratulations- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Did you run out of brainwash or something? (kidding!) Congratulations, and good luck!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566055
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Did you run out of brainwash or something? (kidding!) Congratulations, and good luck!

Principal Retirement Congratulations- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Isn't there supposed to be a major scandal of some sort before this happens? (kidding!) Congratulations, and good luck!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566057
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Isn't there supposed to be a major scandal of some sort before this happens? (kidding!) Congratulations, and good luck!

Rabbi Retirement Congratulations- FUNNY

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Inside Text: This isn't some kind of Jewish joke is it? I hope so! Well, you deserve it I guess! Congratulations, and good luck!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566058
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This isn't some kind of Jewish joke is it? I hope so! Well, you deserve it I guess! Congratulations, and good luck!

Custom Congratulations Law Enforcement Police…

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Inside Text: The powdered sugar on the tip of your patrol stick proves you perfected the art. Congratulations on retiring from Law Enforcement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 1020669
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The powdered sugar on the tip of your patrol stick proves you perfected the art. Congratulations on retiring from Law Enforcement!