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Humorous Retirement Congratulations
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Forget the present, I didn't get you one. Congratulations on your retirement. Have lots of fun. |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1439378 |
Forget the present, I didn't get you one. Congratulations on your retirement. Have lots of fun.
Funny Retirement Card, Nacho Average Old Person
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now you are a retired old person. Congratulations |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1441868 |
Now you are a retired old person. Congratulations
Funny Retirement Card for a Man, Nacho Average Old…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now you are a retired old man. Congratulations |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1441870 |
Now you are a retired old man. Congratulations
Funny Retirement Card for a Woman, Nacho Average…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now you are a retired old lady. Congratulations |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1441942 |
Now you are a retired old lady. Congratulations
Rat Napping Retirement Congratulations
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on getting out of the Rat Race.Enjoy your retirement. |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1759154 |
Congratulations on getting out of the Rat Race.Enjoy your retirement.






