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Retirement Funny Pirate Theme with a Vintage Touch

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Inside Text: With a "Yo-Heave-Ho!" and a "Fare-you-well!" We plunge you deep in the retirement swell! Shiver me timbers, matey, you've done it!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 1386824
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With a "Yo-Heave-Ho!" and a "Fare-you-well!" We plunge you deep in the retirement swell! Shiver me timbers, matey, you've done it!

Retirement Congratulations Funny Rat Race Theme

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Inside Text: On making it through the MAZE! HAPPY RETIREMENT!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 1420082
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On making it through the MAZE! HAPPY RETIREMENT!

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Funny Retirement Congrats with Hipster Cat…

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Inside Text: HOORAY, HOORAY! Congratulations on reeling in a new chapter in life!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt©
Product Id: 1609888
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HOORAY, HOORAY! Congratulations on reeling in a new chapter in life!

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Retirement Funny Pug Dog in a Red Necktie and…

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Inside Text: Time to go out and mark new territory! Congratulations!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt©
Product Id: 1731938
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Time to go out and mark new territory! Congratulations!

Can't Fricken' Believe It Funny Retirement Humor

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Inside Text: You are FINALLY takingthat bold step into retirement!Congratulations!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 1890044
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You are FINALLY takingthat bold step into retirement!Congratulations!

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Retirement Congratulations Cute Jack Russell Puppy

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Inside Text: Such pleasures await you!Congratulations!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 1922104
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Such pleasures await you!Congratulations!

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Retirement Congratulations Race Finish Line

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Inside Text: Goodbye tension, hello pension,and happy retirement!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 1971738
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Goodbye tension, hello pension,and happy retirement!