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Fun BOOYAH On your Career Coach Retirement…

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Inside Text: As a Career Coach you advised others to retire when:#1 - they forget names.#2 - they forget faces.#3 - they forget to zip up their fly.#4 - they forget to unzip their fly. Coach RickeyNow you're THERE!Congrats on your decisionto retire!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1195658
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As a Career Coach you advised others to retire when:#1 - they forget names.#2 - they forget faces.#3 - they forget to zip up their fly.#4 - they forget to unzip their fly. Coach RickeyNow you're THERE!Congrats on your decisionto retire!

Funny Devilishly Warm Retirement Congratulations

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS! Retirement means never having to worry about what to wear any more.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1196508
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CONGRATULATIONS! Retirement means never having to worry about what to wear any more.

Funny congratulations to card recipient upon…

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Inside Text: The working world stress just went away for you. From here on out your only stress will be remembering to change your underwear daily. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1286956
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The working world stress just went away for you. From here on out your only stress will be remembering to change your underwear daily. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!

Humorous Old Dogs at Bar - Toast Your Retirement…

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Inside Text: Tonight, old dog, I'm raising my glass to you and toasting your well-won retirement. HIP, HIP, HOORAH!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1334914
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Tonight, old dog, I'm raising my glass to you and toasting your well-won retirement. HIP, HIP, HOORAH!

Amusing retirement at a good moment…

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! I think you picked the perfect time to jump ship.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1371428
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CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! I think you picked the perfect time to jump ship.

Amusing retirement congratulations cartoon

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Inside Text: It looks like you've figured it all out and have retired. CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1375762
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It looks like you've figured it all out and have retired. CONGRATULATIONS!

Amusing bathroom humor retirement congrats for a…

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Inside Text: Your end is at hand. Your reward for working all those years is more time in your favorite place. Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1385762
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Your end is at hand. Your reward for working all those years is more time in your favorite place. Congratulations on your retirement!

Amusing Retirement and Bucket List Suggestion

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1562112
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Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it.

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Amusing Retirement Congrats and a Bucket for Your…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things from your list before you kick it.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1562376
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Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things from your list before you kick it.

Amusing General Retirement Congrats and Porch…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement. Now you can sit back and people-watch without the police being involved.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1605942
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Congratulations on your retirement. Now you can sit back and people-watch without the police being involved.

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Cartoon Congrats on Earning Your Retirement Star

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Inside Text: You rightfully earned your star on the company Walk of Fame!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1620820
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You rightfully earned your star on the company Walk of Fame!

Retirement Congrats on a Monumental Career

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Inside Text: You are monumental. You were on the job a long, long, long time. You left your mark. Tales will be told of your reign. Children will hear of your greatest adventures. Enjoy the fruits of your long labors. Congratulations on your retirement.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1731564
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You are monumental. You were on the job a long, long, long time. You left your mark. Tales will be told of your reign. Children will hear of your greatest adventures. Enjoy the fruits of your long labors. Congratulations on your retirement.

Out of the World Congrats on Retiring

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Inside Text: You've officially retired from unlocking things for everyone else. Now it's time to unlock your own fridge, recliner, and the door of imagination that leads away from alarm clocks, meetings, and pants.Congratulations!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1929522
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You've officially retired from unlocking things for everyone else. Now it's time to unlock your own fridge, recliner, and the door of imagination that leads away from alarm clocks, meetings, and pants.Congratulations!

Funny Retirement Cartoon for a Friend or Coworker

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Inside Text: After all those years polishing the boss's image, it's your turn to shine.I raise a well-polished glass to your well-earned retirement.Congratulations!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1949736
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After all those years polishing the boss's image, it's your turn to shine.I raise a well-polished glass to your well-earned retirement.Congratulations!

Funny Retirement Position

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Inside Text: Congratulations on retiring!Now you can devote yourself to your favorite full-time position.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1993948
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Congratulations on retiring!Now you can devote yourself to your favorite full-time position.

Funny Retirement Card and Stop the Wheel

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Inside Text: You've spent years keeping the wheels turning. Now it's someone else's turn. Wishing you a long, happy, and well-earned retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1995096
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You've spent years keeping the wheels turning. Now it's someone else's turn. Wishing you a long, happy, and well-earned retirement!

Fun Retirement Congrats and I Napped Like I Was a…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement! Pace yourself. You've got a lifetime of naps ahead.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1995822
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Congratulations on your retirement! Pace yourself. You've got a lifetime of naps ahead.

Funny Retirement and Retirement Smells Better Than…

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Inside Text: Congratulations! May retirement smell like freedom, laughter, and fresh possibilities.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1996106
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Congratulations! May retirement smell like freedom, laughter, and fresh possibilities.

Funny Retirement Congratulations and Changes Since…

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Inside Text: The brochure may have exaggerated a few things.Fortunately, it was completely accurateabout not going to work.Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1997314
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The brochure may have exaggerated a few things.Fortunately, it was completely accurateabout not going to work.Congratulations on your retirement!

Funny Retirement and a Dream on a Stick

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Inside Text: Retirement means no more putting your dreams on hold. Go pick a good one.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 2000528
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Retirement means no more putting your dreams on hold. Go pick a good one.