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Retirement Wishes - Funny

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Inside Text: Old habits never die! Congratulations on your Retirement!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 155174
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Old habits never die! Congratulations on your Retirement!!

Retirement Wishes

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Inside Text: Enjoy your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 157279
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Enjoy your Retirement!

He's Retiring, a woman?

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Inside Text: Who are we to judge?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 163053
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Who are we to judge?

Retire, yes you.

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Inside Text: Yes, you. You've caused enough damage.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 204742
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Yes, you. You've caused enough damage.

Retire Lazy

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Inside Text: So you may be over qualified!Enjoy!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 204744
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So you may be over qualified!Enjoy!

Retirement Joy

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Inside Text: God knows you complained aboutwork a lot.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 204746
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God knows you complained aboutwork a lot.

Happy Retirement Wishes- Funny

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Inside Text: With some effort, you might even enjoy it! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 224403
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With some effort, you might even enjoy it! Congratulations!

Retirement Wishes Congratulations

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Inside Text: Now you can Drink all day, instead of just at work ! Congratulations !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 238116
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Now you can Drink all day, instead of just at work ! Congratulations !

Ah, Retirement Finally

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Inside Text: I don't mean to burst your bubble, but Government statistics indicate most men your age die within 10 years of retiring, and this assumes good health going in. I hear Home Depot is hiring.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 251740
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I don't mean to burst your bubble, but Government statistics indicate most men your age die within 10 years of retiring, and this assumes good health going in. I hear Home Depot is hiring.

Enjoy Retirement - FUNNY

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Inside Text: But do something useful would ya. Congrats.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362476
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But do something useful would ya. Congrats.

Retirement Means - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Glad you didn't put this off any longer or else, well, ... you know. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 364652
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Glad you didn't put this off any longer or else, well, ... you know. Congratulations!

Retirement Wishes Congratulations

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Inside Text: Enjoy your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 389570
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Enjoy your Retirement!

Retirement Wishes Congratulations

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Inside Text: There is always hope ! Congratulations on your retirement.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 390544
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There is always hope ! Congratulations on your retirement.

Retirement Wishes Congratulations

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Inside Text: You are obviously too value, in between naps that is. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 393364
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You are obviously too value, in between naps that is. Congratulations!

Senior Living Retirement Wishes

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Inside Text: Ruth didn't know how to play checkers ... ... and she refused to learn. Congratulations and Enjoy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396573
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Ruth didn't know how to play checkers ... ... and she refused to learn. Congratulations and Enjoy Retirement!

Dad Retirement Wishes

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Inside Text: Mom can pick out her own plot! Enjoy your retirement, ... TOGETHER! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 402834
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Mom can pick out her own plot! Enjoy your retirement, ... TOGETHER! Congratulations!

Retirement isn't Sexy

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Inside Text: So in your case, it fits! Just kidding! Congratulations on your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 402841
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So in your case, it fits! Just kidding! Congratulations on your Retirement!

Retired - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: Fantastic! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 406973
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Fantastic! Congratulations!

Retirement Wishes Congratulation - Retired

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Inside Text: Keep breathing. It's OK! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 431061
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Keep breathing. It's OK! Congratulations!

Retirement Wishes Congratulations - Retro

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Inside Text: Long enough! Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 432575
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Long enough! Congratulations on your retirement!

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Funny Retirement Wishes- Retro

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Inside Text: Let's hope the organization can survive without you! Enjoy your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 436330
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Let's hope the organization can survive without you! Enjoy your Retirement!

Congratulations Retirement Wishes - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: You will never be so busy. Congratulations and ENJOY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438474
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You will never be so busy. Congratulations and ENJOY!

Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: What do you mean "After your nap?" Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489831
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What do you mean "After your nap?" Congratulations!

Retirement Wishes Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Big day! Congratulations on your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491933
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Big day! Congratulations on your Retirement!

Related Products: Humorous Retirement | Funny Retirement

Retirement

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Inside Text: Wishing you the very best in Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 562721
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Wishing you the very best in Retirement!

Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565059
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Retirement - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Enjoy!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565070
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Enjoy!