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Husband Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489868

Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Husband Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Dear! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565246

Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Dear! Congratulations!