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Funny Congratulations for New Dentures or Dental…

Product ID:1995672
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
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May your new smile be bright, comfortable, and completely free of termites!Congratulations and here's to successful dental work!


Royal Bladder Emergency Funny Aging

Product ID:1995764
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
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May life's little urgencies never keep you from enjoying the big moments.Thinking of you today.


Funny Aging Milestone and I Napped Like I Was…

Product ID:1995818
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
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Welcome to the age where even resting may pull muscles and require a recovery period.


Funny Congratulations on Your First Pair of…

Product ID:1995900
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
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Congratulations on reaching another milestone. May your reading glasses always be exactly where you left them.


Funny Birthday and Church Humor

Product ID:1995934
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
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Funny how another birthday brings a little more wisdom, a little more patience, and a lot more understanding. Hope it's a wonderful one!


Funny Aging Milestone Card About Senior Discounts

Product ID:1996064
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
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You've earned every laugh, every wrinkle, and every senior discount that comes your way.


Congrats and Your Nose Has Officially Entered Semi…

Product ID:1996098
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
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One of the perks of getting older? Some smells just aren't worth noticing anymore.Congrats on your noseentering semi-retirement!


Do Whatever Makes You Happy - Funny Senior Humor…

Product ID:1996378
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
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Do what makes you happy.At this point, you've earned the rightto be a little strange.


Aging Milestone and They Found Your Wallet

Product ID:1997058
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
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At your age, hiding your money that high is understandable.Unfortunately, they still found it.


Funny Birthday Heaven and Changes to the Golden…

Product ID:1997308
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
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Apparently "older and wiser"has been replaced with "older and wondering why you came into the room." Happy Birthday!


Congratulations on Your First Pair of Reading…

Product ID:1997702
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Artist:Silvia Clara Ríos
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May they help you readevery exciting chapter still to come.


Funny Unplanned Nap Aging Milestone

Product ID:1998130
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Artist:Silvia Clara Ríos
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Apparently, five minutes meanssomething different these days.


First Reading Glasses Congratulations Woman at…

Product ID:2003148
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Artist:Ridiculously You
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It might be time for a little assistance.Look at the bright side.Reading glasses come in much better stylesthan longer arms.Congratulations on a milestonethat deserves at least a little laughter.


First Reading Glasses Congratulations Man at Cafe

Product ID:2003150
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Artist:Ridiculously You
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It might be time for a little assistance.Look at the bright side.Reading glasses come in much better stylesthan longer arms.Congratulations on a milestonethat deserves at least a little laughter.


First Senior Discount Congratulations Receipt

Product ID:2004594
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Artist:Ridiculously You
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A little older.A little wiser.And now, officially discount eligible.Congratulations.