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Enlightened And In Denial

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ZEN, PROCRASTINATION

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EMBRACE NONVIOLENCE

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Guru warns other not to brag about extinguishing…

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Truly enlightened don't need beer coolers.

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Guru - big on personal space

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Zen empty calories

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Meaning of life a joke

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Buddha is a living document!

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Truly enlightened and comb-overs

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Enlightenment is overrated

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businesslike enlightenment

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Guru doesn't wear robe.

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A resume for each reincarnation

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guru: I thought enlightenment would be more fun…

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guru: television is especially illusory

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Enlightened gurus need media coverage.

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Guru goes crazy when meditation isn't supervised.

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