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Grandparents Day humorous card, cute country…

Whatever the season, You two always have a spring in your step. Happy Grandparents Day

Grandparents Day humorous card, cute country…

But you're not corny! Happy Grandparents Day

Wet My Plants - 91st Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 92nd Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 93rd Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 94th Birthday

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Wet My Plants - 95th Birthday

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Wet My Plants - 96th Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 97th Birthday

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Wet My Plants - 98th Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 99th Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 100th Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 101st Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 102nd Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 103rd Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 104th Birthday

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Wet My Plants - 105th Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 106th Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 107th Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 108th Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 109th Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Wet My Plants - 110th Birthday

I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!

Cinco de Mayo in English, wake up,

Time to shake that sombrero! Happy Cinco de Mayo

Bust a Nut Vasectomy Get Well Humor

I just bust a nut! Here's to a speedy recovery after your vasectomy.

I'm so Horny - Simply Black

And I was thoughtful enough to give you this card.

I'm still Horny - Simply Black

And I was thoughtful enough to give you this card.

Happy Birthday for 20 Year Old- Easy as 1-2-3

4-5-6-7-8- 9-10-11-12-13- 14-15-16-17-18-19- 20! Okay, so not THAT easy ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, anyway!!

Happy Birthday for 30 Year Old- Easy as 1-2-3

4-5-6-7-8- 9-10-11-12-13- 14-15-16-17-18-19- 20-21-22-23-24- 25-26-27-28-29- 30! Okay, so not THAT easy ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, anyway!!

Happy Birthday for 40 Year Old- Easy as 1-2-3

4-5-6-7-8- 9-10-11-12-13- 14-15-16-17-18-19- 20-21-22-23-24- 25-26-27-28-29- 30-31-32-33-34- 35-36-37-38-39- 40! Okay, so not THAT easy ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, anyway!!

Thank You Chaperone and for Keeping a Watchful Eye

Your chaperoning was much appreciated. Thank you for keeping such a good eye on us. Goodness knows what we would have done without you! (Wink wink)

Thank You for Chaperoning Dance and Keeping a…

Thank you for keeping such a good eye on us at the dance. Goodness knows what we would have done without you! (Wink wink)

Thank You for Chaperoning Field Trip and Keeping a…

Thank you for keeping such a good eye on us during our Field Trip. Goodness knows what we would have done without you! (Wink wink)

Father's Day for Grandpa Hot Rod humor

Grandpa, you are so special - undeniably, a bona fide classic. However, a little tune-up couldn't hurt! Happy Father's Day!

Father's Day for Dad, Hot Rod, Humorous

Dad, you are so special - undeniably, a bona fide classic. However, a little tune-up couldn't hurt! Happy Father's Day

Happy Mother's Day-Don't Cross Momma-Subway Art

ever, cross your MOMMA! Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day-Don't Cross Grandma-Subway Art

ever, cross your GRANDMA! Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day-Don't Cross Mother-in-Law…

ever, cross your MOTHER-IN-LAW! Happy Mother's Day!

THE LIAR'S BENCH My old hometown has a restaurant where, the older men gather with stories to share. Many are fabled and some "almost" true. At times I've been known to stretch one or two. Some craft their words like a lawyer on trial. But the best are delivered in "good-ole-boy" style. Some doosies, whoppers, and outlandish claims. Trick is go just so far some doubt remains. How big was that fish? How tough was that shot? How fast were you going last ticket you got? How hard did you have it? How bad could it be? There's always one better, just wait and you'll see. With memories embellished, a sight to behold. Legends are born from stories they've told. They'll say what they think if you give one a try. There's plenty of coffee. It helps if you buy. I've saved up a few that I can't wait to tell, from that old corner booth I remember so well. So, if you're ever in town, come by and we'll stop by the "Liar's Bench" over at Joe's Coffee Shop.

Boyfriend Birthday Card - Nuts About You

I'm nuts about you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

to my son, happy father's day, superhero, king of…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad. Happy Father's Day to a wonderful son!

to my son, happy father's day, superhero, king of…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad. Happy Father's Day to a wonderful son!

to my son, happy father's day, superhero, king of…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad. Happy Father's Day to a wonderful son!

to my son-in-law, happy father's day, superhero,…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad. Happy Father's Day to a wonderful son-in-law!

to my son-in-law, happy father's day, superhero,…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad. Happy Father's Day to a wonderful son-in-law!

to my nephew, happy father's day, superhero, king…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad. Happy Father's Day to a great nephew!

to my nephew, happy father's day, superhero, king…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad. Happy Father's Day to a great nephew!

to my nephew, happy father's day, superhero, king…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad. Happy Father's Day to a great nephew!

to my husband, happy father's day, superhero, king…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad and best husband! Happy Father's Day to my hero!

to my husband, happy father's day, superhero, king…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad and best husband! Happy Father's Day to my hero!

to my godfather, happy father's day, superhero,…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad! Happy Father's Day to a great godfather!

To my Brother-in-Law, Happy Father's Day,…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad! Happy Father's Day to a great brother-in-law!

to my brother, happy father's day, superhero, king…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad and best brother! Happy Father's Day!

to my brother, happy father's day, superhero, king…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad and best brother! Happy Father's Day!

to my brother, happy father's day, superhero, king…

And last but not least ... You're also the world's best dad and best brother! Happy Father's Day!

Queenforadaybirthdaycard

YOU RULE! HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Father's Day from Child- Humor -Cute Little…

from your little monster!

Humorous Blank Greeting Card - Keep Calm and Buy…

Did you just vote?

Makes me wanna do ya

Did you just fart?

Makes me wanna do ya

Did you file your taxes?

Makes me wanna do ya

Super Nacho Man Cartoon Happy Birthday For Him

Happy Birthday ... You "Na-Cho" Man, You!

Thank You for Visiting Me in the Hospital, Gown…

It was so nice of you to visit me in the hospital. I hope it wasn't too traumatic.

Happy 4th of July starfish on the beach with…

Let's celebrate our freedom. It didn't come free.

Congratulations on Becoming Parents Babies Eat…

Just wanted to welcome you to PARENTHOOD! Congratulations on becoming new parents!

Housekeeping Beverage Rules Humor Blank Greeting…

Here's a GIANT straw! Suck the life out of someone…

WILL YOU SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE?

Congratulations On Your Post Operation Poop

They say ... after people have surgery the first bowel movement is quite a significant event. Glad everything came out well for ya!

Congratulations-Post Operation Poop-Humor

They said you could not leave until you pooped ... guess you showed them. Concrapulations!

Congratulations on Your Post Op BM-Code Brown ...…

Congrats on your Post Op BM! Now you will be able to get out of the hospital and back on the road to recovery!

Hey It Happens-Humor-Poop-Custom

Get Well Soon-Feeling Crappy-Humor-Poop

So I'm sending this crappy card to cheer you up. Get Well Soon!

Dreaming of You today

and it was one of those really really good ones too. I miss you!

Birthday News Bulletin You're Old

Now go blow out your candles before you burn the house down. Happy Birthday

I just sent you an email

Did you get it yet?

Congratulations on your new piercing

Looks good on you.

We are Moving

Now you have to come find us. Kidding Here is our new Address

Hay You

Really use a good friend right now

but I guess you will have to do for now.

Do you know why you're my best friend

because my stunning beauty and my alluring charm doesn't bother you.

Pull my Finger

I'm so glad you're my friend because no one else would put up with me.

Congratulations on your new home

Which room is mine?

Funny Would Like To Get Acquainted Dating Humor

I hope you get an A+!

Missing You Where Have You Been Humor for Him

Is that where you've been?

Recycled My Coffee Stain Card

Being a bit more green, I decided to send this card that has a tiny little coffee stain, I hope you don't mind. (another awesome benefit of recycling)

Woman Stick Figure Sticking Male Stick Figure With…

Suck It - Simply Black Humor

That would be the best thing for you to do.

Friend Birthday Toasting Beer Mugs

A toast to a great friend for a Birthday and year filled with good health, good times and good beer!

Friend Christmas Snowman w/Card Cut Paper Colllage…

You know your're a good friend when you make the 'paper' greeting card list! Wishing you all the best for Christmas and through the coming New Year!

Stop Kvetching Funny Greeting Card

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Valentine I Don't Like You I Love You with Pink…

... because I'm head over heels,passionately, insanely,crazy in love with you.And "like" just doesn't cut it.I love you, Valentine of mine!

Let's Eat Grandma, Proper Grammar Happy Birthday…

Proper grammar can save a life. Happy Birthday Grandma.

Pi Day Keep Irrational and Carry On Red Funny

Try to stay rational the rest of the year! Happy Pi Day

DUMB BLONDE - PINK - FUNNY BLONDE JOKE

Congratulations! - High Four

Congratulations!

Favorite Things Cartoon Bad Men and Chocolate…

BLONDE CHEAT SHEET - DUMB BLONDE JOKE

St. Dude Funny Happy Birthday Mortal Sins Greeting…

It's your birthday again? Sweet!

Happy Birthday To Wife Who Loves Me Anyway: Funny…

Dearest wife, I hope you have a very special day! I make mistakes, but I am glad, you love me anyway. Happy Birthday to the love of my life!

Humorous Do Not Feed The Alligator Warning

Burlesque Almost Naked Sexy Cartoon Lady Wearing…

You're a star!

The All Purpose Greeting Card

Whatever the occasion, I hope your day is great ... generically speaking.

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Welcome Home Daughter Butterflies with Free Pass…

Welcome home! (just remember tomorrow things go right back to normal.)

Constant Worrying Cartoon Lady Worrier

Dieting Cartoon Lady Emptying a Fridge Before her…

Shoe Addict Cartoon Lady with Vast Shoe Collection…

Winter Hug

I love you but you're cold.

The Shed as a Man Cave Retreat Cartoon Humor

Laughing Face - April Fools' Day Card

I can't believe you actually fell for that - so very funny. I laughed so hard tears ran down my cheeks! Happy April Fools' Day

I AM NEVER EVER RONG - HUMOR - ATTITUDE - APOLOGY

Faux sparkles and glitter graphic hot pink…

This card made me think of you!

Humorous Encouragement for Friends or Relatives

No matter what the world throws at you, kick some grass on that shit and move on.

Funny & humorous cheese texture greeting for any…

Pick your text: - To the Big Cheese - I know it's cheesy but, you're the best! - I like you more than I like cheese! (and that's saying a lot!)

Just for fun-Vintage Photo- Golden Retriever and…

I'd call, but for some strange reason, people hang up when they hear panting.

Howdy. Celebrating an Ordinary Day

Howdy. I was thinking of you and that put a spring in my step. Must be that bluebird of happiness.

Hello, Summer Sweat Equity

Careful what we wish for, right? Let's see what tune we sing this winter. In the meantime, hello, how are you?

Thank You Flamingo

You have made my life so much easier. Thank you again.

Keep calm and drink beer

Grandmother Mothers Day Baby with Hearts

I hope your Mother's Day is as sweet and special as you are. XOX

Mom Mother Mother's Day Baby with Hearts

I hope your Mother's Day is as sweet and special as you are.

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Artist:	Inkflo @ Chez Inkflo
Product Id:	912975

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Inside Text:	But you're not corny! Happy Grandparents Day
Artist:	Inkflo @ Chez Inkflo
Product Id:	913005

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Inside Text:	I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!
Artist:	Corrie Kuipers
Product Id:	914871

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Inside Text:	I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!
Artist:	Corrie Kuipers
Product Id:	914872

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Inside Text:	I'm so excited, I wet my plants! Happy Birthday!
Artist:	Corrie Kuipers
Product Id:	914873

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