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You're The Shit!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You're the shit! Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Josh Rozario |
| Product Id: | 1391290 |
You're the shit! Happy Birthday!
Simply Black - Aw f*ck, I forgot your Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Belated Birthday |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 1414688 |
Happy Belated Birthday
Simply Black - Aw f*ck, is it your Birthday again?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Sigh ... Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 1414690 |
Sigh ... Happy Birthday
Fun flying naked bird man on his birthday cartoon
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It's your birthday. SOAR! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1415456 |
It's your birthday. SOAR!
Press For Sex Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Best Wishes And Enjoy Your Birthday |
| Artist: | Brian McConnell |
| Product Id: | 1415760 |
Best Wishes And Enjoy Your Birthday
Happy Birthday Neptune Greeting Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday, You Party Animal! |
| Artist: | © 2016 Steve Delmonte |
| Product Id: | 1416454 |
Happy Birthday, You Party Animal!
Old Golfers Never Die Birthday Humor
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Hoping You Have a A Really Great Birthday |
| Artist: | Brian McConnell |
| Product Id: | 1422558 |
Hoping You Have a A Really Great Birthday
Birthday Wish Granted for Old Man as Lady's…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Hope you get what you wish for on your Birthday |
| Artist: | Graham Cammillare |
| Product Id: | 1433998 |
Hope you get what you wish for on your Birthday
Simply Black - Happy Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Do you want to have sex? |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 1434992 |
Do you want to have sex?
Birthday Jar Of Pickled Cucumbers Adult Sexy Humor
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Just like this man I know! |
| Artist: | Cisillia Tay |
| Product Id: | 1441798 |
Just like this man I know!
Cold Penguin Happy Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Sending You The Warmest Of Greetings On Your Birthday |
| Artist: | Brian McConnell |
| Product Id: | 1444180 |
Sending You The Warmest Of Greetings On Your Birthday
Boob Car Wash Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday You Party Animal! |
| Artist: | © 2016 Steve Delmonte |
| Product Id: | 1447534 |
Happy Birthday You Party Animal!
Mother's Breasts Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Breast Wishes For A Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | © 2016 Steve Delmonte |
| Product Id: | 1450534 |
Breast Wishes For A Happy Birthday!
Amusing Cartoon Fortune-teller Wishing an Adult…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I hope all your wishes come true on your birthday, you dog. Have a happy one! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1455810 |
I hope all your wishes come true on your birthday, you dog. Have a happy one!
Amusing birthday night out invitation to…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I'd like to celebrate your birthday and arrange a night out with you. I can promise an entertaining time, cheap drinks and a dry, warm nose. Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1460010 |
I'd like to celebrate your birthday and arrange a night out with you. I can promise an entertaining time, cheap drinks and a dry, warm nose. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Getting Older Humor
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You're Not Old until they stop carding you for cigarettes and beer. Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Primary Elements Studio |
| Product Id: | 1461806 |
You're Not Old until they stop carding you for cigarettes and beer. Happy Birthday!
Amusing adult riding the range cowboy birthday…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I hope you get an excess of what you like on your birthday: happiness, cake and saddle sores! Have a grande birthday! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1465690 |
I hope you get an excess of what you like on your birthday: happiness, cake and saddle sores! Have a grande birthday!
Want To See a Topless Dancer on Your Birthday?…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You actually pressed it, didn't you? Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1474356 |
You actually pressed it, didn't you? Happy Birthday
Amusing Happy Birthday wish from an alien couple…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | The two of us wish you cake, ice cream and an other-worldly probing on your birthday! Have a happy one! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1475846 |
The two of us wish you cake, ice cream and an other-worldly probing on your birthday! Have a happy one!
Leash Free Park S&M Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It's your BIRTHDAY! Have a BALL! |
| Artist: | mike shiell |
| Product Id: | 1478718 |
It's your BIRTHDAY! Have a BALL!
Sappy Ending Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | SAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
| Artist: | mike shiell |
| Product Id: | 1478758 |
SAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Humorous Birthday Card Saying Inside is a Fully…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | See it? Right there where the card folds in the center! Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1479968 |
See it? Right there where the card folds in the center! Happy Birthday
Adult Birthday Card with a Silly Cartoon Character
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... you know, the usual bullshit! Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1485406 |
... you know, the usual bullshit! Happy Birthday
The Stiff with the Stiffy Birthday Humour
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Hope you get to stay "up" all night on your Birthday! |
| Artist: | Graham Cammillare |
| Product Id: | 1485864 |
Hope you get to stay "up" all night on your Birthday!
Keeping Abreast of the Court Case Birthday Humour
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday and All the "Breast" for the future |
| Artist: | Graham Cammillare |
| Product Id: | 1485868 |
Happy Birthday and All the "Breast" for the future
Funny old age birthday cartoon
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
| Artist: | Simon Lake |
| Product Id: | 1488476 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Birthday Card With Badge - Buy Me a Beer
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I decided against the one about getting laid! Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1488984 |
I decided against the one about getting laid! Happy Birthday
Adult visual on how birthday balloon animals are…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Balloons are one of the many ways to celebrate your birthday. Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1490298 |
Balloons are one of the many ways to celebrate your birthday. Happy Birthday!
Birthday Fairy Bitch
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | She's a BITCH! |
| Artist: | Norma Cornes |
| Product Id: | 1520280 |
She's a BITCH!
Birthday Card With Cartoon Squirrel. Here's A…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... I'm glad your mom didn't have a headache that night! Happy birthday |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1523128 |
... I'm glad your mom didn't have a headache that night! Happy birthday
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