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Birthday Fantasy
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | IOU something you will never forget. xxx |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 164670 |
IOU something you will never forget. xxx
Happy Birthday Naughty
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You Dirty Old Man!! |
| Artist: | © 2009 Steve Delmonte |
| Product Id: | 208776 |
You Dirty Old Man!!
I'm Looking For The Birthday Boy!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I Found Him! |
| Artist: | Alice's Artwerks |
| Product Id: | 211822 |
I Found Him!
Happy Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I know what you like,now let's do a few thingsthat you LOVE. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 214167 |
I know what you like,now let's do a few thingsthat you LOVE.
Happy Birthday Sexy
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I know you would like a silicon filled booby doll for your Birthday but this card will have to do. Cheers! |
| Artist: | Kevin Middleton |
| Product Id: | 228074 |
I know you would like a silicon filled booby doll for your Birthday but this card will have to do. Cheers!
Bad Boy Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | After Cake and Balloon's Your Good Girl is going to GO BAD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY |
| Artist: | Kay Murphy |
| Product Id: | 262526 |
After Cake and Balloon's Your Good Girl is going to GO BAD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Sexy Birthday Card - Sexy Legs With Stockings And…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | May all that you wish for come true on your Birthday |
| Artist: | Tanya Hall |
| Product Id: | 302922 |
May all that you wish for come true on your Birthday
Sexy Birthday Card - Stockings And Suspenders
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have a Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Tanya Hall |
| Product Id: | 302944 |
Have a Happy Birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | INSIDE IS BLANK |
| Artist: | jeffrey durrett |
| Product Id: | 311392 |
INSIDE IS BLANK
Hey, Birthday Boy
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Do you want your present wrapped or unwrapped? |
| Artist: | Sensual Moments |
| Product Id: | 327802 |
Do you want your present wrapped or unwrapped?
Adult Oh Valentine Birthday Play on Words
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I meant, since your birthday is on Valentine's Day, you could put a 'H E A R T' on! |
| Artist: | Cherie |
| Product Id: | 356123 |
I meant, since your birthday is on Valentine's Day, you could put a 'H E A R T' on!
Happy Birthday Sexy Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Dream On! |
| Artist: | FunGraphix |
| Product Id: | 382913 |
Dream On!
Happy Birthday Sexy Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Dream On! |
| Artist: | FunGraphix |
| Product Id: | 383430 |
Dream On!
Mud Flap Babe Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday! It's no secret what you want! |
| Artist: | FunGraphix |
| Product Id: | 399693 |
Happy Birthday! It's no secret what you want!
Mud Flap Babe & Dude Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday! It's no secret what you want! |
| Artist: | FunGraphix |
| Product Id: | 399700 |
Happy Birthday! It's no secret what you want!
Sexy Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I hope he likes chocolate cake. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 402835 |
I hope he likes chocolate cake. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
She's Interested, Birthday for him
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I'm interested, but keep the mower running in case it's a false alarm. Happy Birthday Honey! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 412871 |
I'm interested, but keep the mower running in case it's a false alarm. Happy Birthday Honey!
Kiss Me Cougar Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | FunGraphix |
| Product Id: | 420136 |
Happy Birthday!
Mudflap Babe & Dude Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday! It's no secret what you want! |
| Artist: | FunGraphix |
| Product Id: | 422773 |
Happy Birthday! It's no secret what you want!
Sexy Beach Dad - Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Just be glad I Love you just the way you are, but no one says I have to like it. Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 428567 |
Just be glad I Love you just the way you are, but no one says I have to like it. Happy Birthday!
Sexy Birthday idea - FUNNY
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You can board me as many times as you'd like. Happy Birthday, honey! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 432340 |
You can board me as many times as you'd like. Happy Birthday, honey!
Sexy Birthday for him - Retro Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I love how sexy you look when you are all dressed up. So take off your clothes, please. Happy Birthday handsome! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 439689 |
I love how sexy you look when you are all dressed up. So take off your clothes, please. Happy Birthday handsome!
Birthday Sex for him - Retro Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Now go back and replace any ones that you know I won't do, again. Thank you. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 440205 |
Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Now go back and replace any ones that you know I won't do, again. Thank you.
Happy Birthday Sexy Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Dream On! |
| Artist: | FunGraphix |
| Product Id: | 478247 |
Dream On!
Birthday Sex for him - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You're not getting any. Happy Birthday Stud |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 490121 |
You're not getting any. Happy Birthday Stud
Masturbation Birthday for him - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Your eyesight is not getting worse due to age. Find a new hobby. Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 490721 |
Your eyesight is not getting worse due to age. Find a new hobby. Happy Birthday
Missing you on your birthday-Adult, Sexy
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I'll be missing you tonight! Happy Birthday! I Love You! |
| Artist: | Lisa C. Weber |
| Product Id: | 491312 |
I'll be missing you tonight! Happy Birthday! I Love You!
PORN LIVES ON - Birthday for Him
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You can't take it with you, so enjoy it while you can. Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 498490 |
You can't take it with you, so enjoy it while you can. Happy Birthday
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