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Sexy Birthday for Her String of Pearls on Hanger…

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Inside Text: Happy birthday to a womanwho looks good in anything!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Product Id: 1461284

Happy birthday to a womanwho looks good in anything!

Happy Birthday! You have the right to PARRRTYYY!!!…

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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You have the right to PARRRTYYY!!!
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 1506046

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You have the right to PARRRTYYY!!!

Happy Birthday Hope Your Day is Full of Big…

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Inside Text: I hope your day is full of big surprises!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Product Id: 1526576

I hope your day is full of big surprises!

Stiff Joints: Old Age Friendship Pot Smoke…

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Inside Text: Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1544470

Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday

Funny Adult Birthday Card Better To Be a Year…

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Inside Text: ... than a month late! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1553016

... than a month late! Happy Birthday

Amusing Adult Happy Birthday and a Promise of…

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Inside Text: I just wasn't sure what to get my lady for her birthday. Confusion overwhelmed me. I finally settled on drinks, this card and a leisurely tick check afterwards. Happy birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1569690

I just wasn't sure what to get my lady for her birthday. Confusion overwhelmed me. I finally settled on drinks, this card and a leisurely tick check afterwards. Happy birthday!

Humorous Adult Birthday Card Happy Birthday Birch…

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Inside Text: You know that's not what I typed! Damn autocorrect!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1571632

You know that's not what I typed! Damn autocorrect!

Adult Birthday Card For Best Friend Happy Birthday…

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Inside Text: My best friend and partner in crime.
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1572752

My best friend and partner in crime.

Humorous for Her Birthday Card With Banana Looking…

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Inside Text: You're sexy no matter what you're wearing. Happy Birthday
Artist: Bill Thomas
Product Id: 1583502

You're sexy no matter what you're wearing. Happy Birthday

Adult Birthday Card For Her Nice Butt! I Meant…

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Inside Text: Oops. I meant Happy Birthday!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1585302

Oops. I meant Happy Birthday!

Humorous Adult Birthday Card For Her Semen Is…

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Inside Text: ... semen is gluten free! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1594544

... semen is gluten free! Happy Birthday

Humorous Adult Card Wishing You Lots Of Happiness…

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Inside Text: And by happiness, I mean for the "HA" to be silent!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1614956

And by happiness, I mean for the "HA" to be silent!

Adult Birthday African American Woman's Butt Curvy…

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Inside Text: And so are you! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1624684

And so are you! Happy Birthday

Adult Birthday Card For Her You Don't Look A Day…

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Inside Text: ... sexy af. Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1626376

... sexy af. Happy Birthday

Adult Birthday Card For Her Let's See Snow White…

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Inside Text: You tell 'em girl! Happy Birthday to the Queen!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1635932

You tell 'em girl! Happy Birthday to the Queen!

Adult Birthday Card For Her At Our Age The Only…

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Inside Text: ... is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1635934

... is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub! Happy Birthday

Humorous Adult For Her Hoping Your Birthday Is As…

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Inside Text: . . . as your butt!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1685112

. . . as your butt!

Adult Birthday With Cartoon Woman You Still Look…

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Inside Text: Bitch.
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1689298

Bitch.

Adult Birthday With Cartoon Black Woman You Still…

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Inside Text: Bitch.
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1689300

Bitch.

Adult Birthday Time Can Be A Cruel Mistress But…

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Inside Text: But gravity is just a bitch! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1689806

But gravity is just a bitch! Happy Birthday

Humorous Adult Birthday For Her Happy Birthday You…

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Inside Text: I mean that in the nicest way! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1700648

I mean that in the nicest way! Happy Birthday

Humorous Adult Birthday You Should Be Mammograming…

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Inside Text: . . . instead of posting them on social media! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1704706

. . . instead of posting them on social media! Happy Birthday

Adult Birthday Message for Her and a Ticklish…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday, girl. I've planned something very special for you. You don't have to dress for this occasion.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1708014

It's your birthday, girl. I've planned something very special for you. You don't have to dress for this occasion.

Humorous Birthday To The Girl With A Lot Of Sass…

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Inside Text: And a lot of badass!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1711256

And a lot of badass!

Black Birthday To The Girl With A Lot Of Sass And…

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Inside Text: And a lot of badass!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1711258

And a lot of badass!

Humorous Birthday For Not Becoming One Of Those…

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Inside Text: They always smell like piss. Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1725460

They always smell like piss. Happy Birthday

Sexy Stride

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Inside Text: I can't wait to tell you more ...
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 163207

I can't wait to tell you more ...

Happy Birthday - for Her

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Inside Text: Or should I just finish mowing the lawn like I am supposed to? Happy Birthday Honey!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 220609

Or should I just finish mowing the lawn like I am supposed to? Happy Birthday Honey!

Hey, Birthday Girl

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Inside Text: I can't wait for you to unwrap your present!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 327798

I can't wait for you to unwrap your present!

Happy Birthday Beefcake Card

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Inside Text: Dream On!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 383560

Dream On!