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I really don't fancy you... Sarcastic, Rude…

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Artist: KippyGo
Product Id: 95779
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Please Leave Me Alone... Sarcastic, Rude Greeting…

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Artist: KippyGo
Product Id: 95781
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Heart (Barbed-Blank inside)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 121425
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Heart2 (Barbed-Blank inside)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 122417
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Screw Valentine's Day Anti-Valentine Card

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Artist: Scarebaby Design
Product Id: 129657
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Heart3 (barbed heart)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 132550
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Heart (barbed heart)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 132554
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BROKEN HEART

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Artist: Monica Palermo
Product Id: 147453
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I hate Valentines

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Artist: YoungsunKim.net
Product Id: 172685
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Love Bites Love Bug Anti Valentine

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Inside Text: Love bites!
Artist: Penny Cork
Product Id: 334046
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Love bites!

Funny Efficient Valentine's Day Card

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Inside Text: I'm skipping the man, and going straight for the box of chocolates!
Artist: Karyn Lewis
Product Id: 335344
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I'm skipping the man, and going straight for the box of chocolates!

Prince Charming Card

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Inside Text: So let's go and check out the other tadpoles in the pond
Artist: Nikki Cutro
Product Id: 335785
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So let's go and check out the other tadpoles in the pond

Shakespeare's Not in Love Anti-Valentine's Day

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Artist: Karyn Lewis
Product Id: 346389
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Four-Letter Valentine

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Inside Text: Like "crap," "ugly," "geek" and "Alpo." Have a damn Valentine's Day.
Artist: Flat Cat Cards
Product Id: 347037
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Like "crap," "ugly," "geek" and "Alpo." Have a damn Valentine's Day.

Anti Valentines Day Card -- Pamper Yourself

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Inside Text: Say No ... to love that dies, flowers that wilt and chocolates that just add pounds to your thighs! Say Yes ... to a warm bubble bath, being good to yourself and an evening of pampering! It's the ULTIMATE Anti-Valentine's Day!
Artist: © Kathy Henis
Product Id: 348911
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Say No ... to love that dies, flowers that wilt and chocolates that just add pounds to your thighs! Say Yes ... to a warm bubble bath, being good to yourself and an evening of pampering! It's the ULTIMATE Anti-Valentine's Day!

Valentine Words

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Inside Text: Go Screw Yourself!!!!!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359517
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Go Screw Yourself!!!!!

Feb. 14th Anti-Valentine

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Inside Text: And tomorrow is February 15th.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359551
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And tomorrow is February 15th.

Trojan Horse Valentine

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Inside Text: Valentine, I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359565
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Valentine, I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER!

Black Valentine

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Inside Text: That's all I've got to say about Valentine's Day.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359570
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That's all I've got to say about Valentine's Day.

Valentine's card for anyone recently dumped by an…

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Inside Text: Eh, bastard face, guess who?
Artist: Bignumptees funny card store
Product Id: 370194
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Eh, bastard face, guess who?

Anti-Valentine Key Card

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Inside Text: the bitter, angry, dark part Unhappy Anti-Valentine's Day
Artist: Nikki Cutro
Product Id: 449044
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the bitter, angry, dark part Unhappy Anti-Valentine's Day

Love Stinks Anti-Valentine Happy Faces and Sour…

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Inside Text: Have a heart wrenching Valentine's Day.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 455636
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Have a heart wrenching Valentine's Day.

AntiValentine's Day Humor Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Unhappy Valentine's Day to you!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535878
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Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Unhappy Valentine's Day to you!

AntiValentine's Day Gay Lesbian Humor Retro -…

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day is so "90s!"
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535881
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Valentine's Day is so "90s!"

AntiValentine Bitch - Retro

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Inside Text: Just practicing my Anti-Valentine's Day routine. Thank you for your cooperation.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 536609
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Just practicing my Anti-Valentine's Day routine. Thank you for your cooperation.

Valentine's Day is not for you....

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day is not for you. Forget the flowers, & candy, too. It's not your fault you're unattached. Someday you will find your match!
Artist: gravityx9
Product Id: 546520
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Valentine's Day is not for you. Forget the flowers, & candy, too. It's not your fault you're unattached. Someday you will find your match!

Valentine's Day is not for you....

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day is not for you. Forget the flowers, & candy, too. It's not your fault you're unattached. Someday you will find your match!
Artist: gravityx9
Product Id: 546526
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Valentine's Day is not for you. Forget the flowers, & candy, too. It's not your fault you're unattached. Someday you will find your match!

Cupid Got Shot

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Inside Text: Happy Anti-Valentine's Day
Artist: gravityx9
Product Id: 546533
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Happy Anti-Valentine's Day

valentine chocolates for you

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Inside Text: Dear single, Being single on valentine's day sucks but at least you don't have to share these chocolates!
Artist: Studio Porto Sabbia
Product Id: 546600
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Dear single, Being single on valentine's day sucks but at least you don't have to share these chocolates!

YAY! Cupid's Down!

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Inside Text: Down with Cupid!
Artist: gravityx9
Product Id: 548639
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Down with Cupid!

Robo-x9 Is So Sorry

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Inside Text: This will be an unhappy Valentine's day for me. Like the pieces of my heart, I let you slip away.
Artist: gravityx9
Product Id: 549598
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This will be an unhappy Valentine's day for me. Like the pieces of my heart, I let you slip away.

Anti Valentine Day Card -- Chocolate is all you…

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Inside Text: ... to enjoy Valentine's Day is some great chocolate. Don't let anybody kid you (today is not about love) it is about CHOCOLATE! Happy Chocolate Day
Artist: © Kathy Henis
Product Id: 555107
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... to enjoy Valentine's Day is some great chocolate. Don't let anybody kid you (today is not about love) it is about CHOCOLATE! Happy Chocolate Day

Heart n Thorns

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Inside Text: Love is not always Rainbows & Fluffy Bunnies. Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 559935
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Love is not always Rainbows & Fluffy Bunnies. Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!

Anti-Valentine's Day Card

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Inside Text: Candy goes on sale the next day.
Artist: A E Ivey
Product Id: 614459
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Candy goes on sale the next day.

Men are lovely, Shopping is better Anti-Valentine

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Inside Text: Relationships are swell but the love of shopping endures forever! Happy Anti-Valentine's Day and let's enjoy shopping for something special for ourselves.
Artist: Great Scott Designs©
Product Id: 738389
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Relationships are swell but the love of shopping endures forever! Happy Anti-Valentine's Day and let's enjoy shopping for something special for ourselves.

Anti-valentine's day, bloody heart

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Inside Text: Let's bitch-slap that cupid kid.
Artist: Evelyn Mancino
Product Id: 739395
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Let's bitch-slap that cupid kid.

Thank you for broken heart anti Valentine's Day…

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Inside Text: Just in time for Valentine's Day. Thank You!
Artist: Margaret Chayka
Product Id: 747916
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Just in time for Valentine's Day. Thank You!

Anti Valentine's Day Card with Be Hers and Busted…

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Inside Text: ... don't "Be Mine" anymore. The hole you blasted in my heart is gonna take a long time to heal. Good-bye and have a rotten Valentine's Day!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 771488
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... don't "Be Mine" anymore. The hole you blasted in my heart is gonna take a long time to heal. Good-bye and have a rotten Valentine's Day!

Anti Valentine's Day with Busted Dark Red Hear and…

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Inside Text: ... don't "Be Mine" anymore. The hole you blasted in my heart is gonna take a long time to heal. Good-bye and have a rotten Valentine's Day!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 771490
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... don't "Be Mine" anymore. The hole you blasted in my heart is gonna take a long time to heal. Good-bye and have a rotten Valentine's Day!

Anti Happy Valentine's Day, Heart Full of Love

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Inside Text: My heart is pure and full of love And it's going to stay that way so Don't even think about being My Valentine, Just stay away, stay away, STAY AWAY! Happy (anti) Valentine's Day!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 888238
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My heart is pure and full of love And it's going to stay that way so Don't even think about being My Valentine, Just stay away, stay away, STAY AWAY! Happy (anti) Valentine's Day!

Sucky Valentine's Day, fill my heart with love…

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Inside Text: You Fill My Freakin Heart With Love! OK, I Said It! And That's Only because it's Sucky Valentine's Day!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 891362
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You Fill My Freakin Heart With Love! OK, I Said It! And That's Only because it's Sucky Valentine's Day!

Thinking of you on Valentine's Day - Heart of…

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Artist: Gerda Steiner
Product Id: 896414
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You broke my heart unhappy valentine's photo card

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Inside Text: Unhappy Valentine's Day!
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1416722
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Unhappy Valentine's Day!

Valentine Schmalentine

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Inside Text: Who needs Valentine's Day, anyway? Happy February 14th!
Artist: Greetings from Anne
Product Id: 1512570
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Who needs Valentine's Day, anyway? Happy February 14th!

Happy Valentine's Day Miserable Cat Humor

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Inside Text: Except for you. Have an OK Valentine's Day.
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Product Id: 1595146
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Except for you. Have an OK Valentine's Day.

Humorous Valentine's Day Happy February 14th

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Inside Text: Woop-de-doo. It's Valentine's Day.
Artist: Greetings from Anne
Product Id: 1595590
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Woop-de-doo. It's Valentine's Day.

Funny Well Woop-De-Doo It's Valentines Day

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Inside Text: It's Valentine's Day. I can hardly contain my excitement.
Artist: Greetings from Anne
Product Id: 1638204
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It's Valentine's Day. I can hardly contain my excitement.

Happy Valentine's Day Funny Sarcastic Cat in Heart…

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Inside Text: And all that other mushy crap.
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Product Id: 1662010
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And all that other mushy crap.

Anti Valentine's Day and Death By Cupid's Arrows

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Inside Text: This is how love always seems to end. Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1667318
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This is how love always seems to end. Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day Love hurts Anti Valentine's Day…

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Inside Text: Sometimes love hurts. Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Ant Hole
Product Id: 1724344
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Sometimes love hurts. Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy UnValentine's Day with Lemons Donuts Cupcake

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Inside Text: Treat yourself.Celebrate you!
Artist: MoGreetings
Product Id: 1725520
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Treat yourself.Celebrate you!

Anti-Valentine's Angry White Persian Cat Valentine…

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Inside Text: Let's us single cats go and have us some fun.
Artist: Micklyn Le Feuvre
Product Id: 1039757
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Let's us single cats go and have us some fun.

Anti-Valentine's Funny Angry Persian Cat Green…

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Inside Text: You can take your Valentine's Day and your red roses and your soppy love songs and your expensive chocolates and you can stick them where the sun don't shine. See if I care. Actually, on second thought, the chocolates are MINE.
Artist: Micklyn Le Feuvre
Product Id: 1039759
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You can take your Valentine's Day and your red roses and your soppy love songs and your expensive chocolates and you can stick them where the sun don't shine. See if I care. Actually, on second thought, the chocolates are MINE.

Anti-Valentine's Day, Heart broken with a hammer

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Inside Text: No romance, nothing much to say February 14 is just another ordinary day
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Product Id: 1056701
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No romance, nothing much to say February 14 is just another ordinary day

Cut You Funny Cupid Card for Valentine's Day

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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090820
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Happy Valentine's Day.

UnValentine's Day - a (funny) Valentine Poem

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Inside Text: Happy UnValentine's Day
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Product Id: 1162144
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Happy UnValentine's Day

Love Stinks, Let's Drink Anti-Valentines Day

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Inside Text: Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!
Artist: Star Stream Design
Product Id: 1205248
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Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!

Amusing anti-Valentine flowery message cartoon

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Inside Text: Guess what you're not getting for Valentine's Day. Me.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1359272
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Guess what you're not getting for Valentine's Day. Me.

Funny Valentine Conversation Hearts So What Dont…

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Inside Text: Happy February 14th.
Artist: Greetings from Anne
Product Id: 1820426
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Happy February 14th.

Anti Valentine Thinking of You and a Disillusioned…

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Inside Text: Love is patient, love is kind but so is a well-trained golden retriever. Still, I do reflect on us in a way when love day rolls around. Thinking of you today!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1903932
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Love is patient, love is kind but so is a well-trained golden retriever. Still, I do reflect on us in a way when love day rolls around. Thinking of you today!