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I really don't fancy you... Sarcastic, Rude…

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Artist: KippyGo
Product Id: 95779

Please Leave Me Alone... Sarcastic, Rude Greeting…

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Artist: KippyGo
Product Id: 95781

Heart (Barbed-Blank inside)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 121425

Heart2 (Barbed-Blank inside)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 122417

Screw Valentine's Day Anti-Valentine Card

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Artist: Scarebaby Design
Product Id: 129657

Heart3 (barbed heart)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 132550

Heart (barbed heart)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 132554

BROKEN HEART

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Artist: Monica Palermo
Product Id: 147453

I hate Valentines

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Artist: YoungsunKim.net
Product Id: 172685

Love Bites Love Bug Anti Valentine

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Inside Text: Love bites!
Artist: Penny Cork
Product Id: 334046

Love bites!

Funny Efficient Valentine's Day Card

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Inside Text: I'm skipping the man, and going straight for the box of chocolates!
Artist: Karyn Lewis
Product Id: 335344

I'm skipping the man, and going straight for the box of chocolates!

Prince Charming Card

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Inside Text: So let's go and check out the other tadpoles in the pond
Artist: Nikki Cutro
Product Id: 335785

So let's go and check out the other tadpoles in the pond

Shakespeare's Not in Love Anti-Valentine's Day

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Artist: Karyn Lewis
Product Id: 346389

Four-Letter Valentine

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Inside Text: Like "crap," "ugly," "geek" and "Alpo." Have a damn Valentine's Day.
Artist: Flat Cat Cards
Product Id: 347037

Like "crap," "ugly," "geek" and "Alpo." Have a damn Valentine's Day.

Anti Valentines Day Card -- Pamper Yourself

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Inside Text: Say No ... to love that dies, flowers that wilt and chocolates that just add pounds to your thighs! Say Yes ... to a warm bubble bath, being good to yourself and an evening of pampering! It's the ULTIMATE Anti-Valentine's Day!
Artist: © Kathy Henis
Product Id: 348911

Say No ... to love that dies, flowers that wilt and chocolates that just add pounds to your thighs! Say Yes ... to a warm bubble bath, being good to yourself and an evening of pampering! It's the ULTIMATE Anti-Valentine's Day!

Valentine Words

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Inside Text: Go Screw Yourself!!!!!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359517

Go Screw Yourself!!!!!

Feb. 14th Anti-Valentine

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Inside Text: And tomorrow is February 15th.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359551

And tomorrow is February 15th.

Trojan Horse Valentine

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Inside Text: Valentine, I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359565

Valentine, I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER!

Black Valentine

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Inside Text: That's all I've got to say about Valentine's Day.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359570

That's all I've got to say about Valentine's Day.

FUNNY Anti-Valentine

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Inside Text: I hope you will do your part. Thank you.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 364835

I hope you will do your part. Thank you.

Valentine's card for anyone recently dumped by an…

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Inside Text: Eh, bastard face, guess who?
Artist: Bignumptees funny card store
Product Id: 370194

Eh, bastard face, guess who?

Anti-Valentine Key Card

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Inside Text: the bitter, angry, dark part Unhappy Anti-Valentine's Day
Artist: Nikki Cutro
Product Id: 449044

the bitter, angry, dark part Unhappy Anti-Valentine's Day

Love Stinks Anti-Valentine Happy Faces and Sour…

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Inside Text: Have a heart wrenching Valentine's Day.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 455636

Have a heart wrenching Valentine's Day.

AntiValentine's Day Humor Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Unhappy Valentine's Day to you!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535878

Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Unhappy Valentine's Day to you!

AntiValentine's Day Gay Lesbian Humor Retro -…

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day is so "90s!"
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535881

Valentine's Day is so "90s!"

AntiValentine Bitch - Retro

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Inside Text: Just practicing my Anti-Valentine's Day routine. Thank you for your cooperation.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 536609

Just practicing my Anti-Valentine's Day routine. Thank you for your cooperation.

Valentine's Day is not for you....

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day is not for you. Forget the flowers, & candy, too. It's not your fault you're unattached. Someday you will find your match!
Artist: gravityx9
Product Id: 546520

Valentine's Day is not for you. Forget the flowers, & candy, too. It's not your fault you're unattached. Someday you will find your match!

Valentine's Day is not for you....

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day is not for you. Forget the flowers, & candy, too. It's not your fault you're unattached. Someday you will find your match!
Artist: gravityx9
Product Id: 546526

Valentine's Day is not for you. Forget the flowers, & candy, too. It's not your fault you're unattached. Someday you will find your match!

Cupid Got Shot

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Inside Text: Happy Anti-Valentine's Day
Artist: gravityx9
Product Id: 546533

Happy Anti-Valentine's Day

valentine chocolates for you

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Inside Text: Dear single, Being single on valentine's day sucks but at least you don't have to share these chocolates!
Artist: Studio Porto Sabbia
Product Id: 546600

Dear single, Being single on valentine's day sucks but at least you don't have to share these chocolates!