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Anti-Valentine's Angry White Persian Cat Valentine…

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Inside Text: Let's us single cats go and have us some fun.
Artist: Micklyn Le Feuvre
Product Id: 1039757
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Let's us single cats go and have us some fun.

Anti-Valentine's Funny Angry Persian Cat Green…

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Inside Text: You can take your Valentine's Day and your red roses and your soppy love songs and your expensive chocolates and you can stick them where the sun don't shine. See if I care. Actually, on second thought, the chocolates are MINE.
Artist: Micklyn Le Feuvre
Product Id: 1039759
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You can take your Valentine's Day and your red roses and your soppy love songs and your expensive chocolates and you can stick them where the sun don't shine. See if I care. Actually, on second thought, the chocolates are MINE.

Anti-Valentine's Day, Heart broken with a hammer

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Inside Text: No romance, nothing much to say February 14 is just another ordinary day
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Product Id: 1056701
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No romance, nothing much to say February 14 is just another ordinary day

Cut You Funny Cupid Card for Valentine's Day

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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090820
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Happy Valentine's Day.

UnValentine's Day - a (funny) Valentine Poem

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Inside Text: Happy UnValentine's Day
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Product Id: 1162144
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Happy UnValentine's Day

Love Stinks, Let's Drink Anti-Valentines Day

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Inside Text: Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!
Artist: Star Stream Design
Product Id: 1205248
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Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!

Amusing anti-Valentine flowery message cartoon

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Inside Text: Guess what you're not getting for Valentine's Day. Me.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1359272
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Guess what you're not getting for Valentine's Day. Me.

I really don't fancy you... Sarcastic, Rude…

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Artist: KippyGo
Product Id: 95779
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Please Leave Me Alone... Sarcastic, Rude Greeting…

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Artist: KippyGo
Product Id: 95781
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Heart (Barbed-Blank inside)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 121425
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Heart2 (Barbed-Blank inside)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 122417
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Screw Valentine's Day Anti-Valentine Card

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Artist: Scarebaby Design
Product Id: 129657
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Heart3 (barbed heart)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 132550
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Heart (barbed heart)

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Artist: Sean M.
Product Id: 132554
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BROKEN HEART

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Artist: Monica Palermo
Product Id: 147453
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I hate Valentines

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Artist: YoungsunKim.net
Product Id: 172685
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Love Bites Love Bug Anti Valentine

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Inside Text: Love bites!
Artist: Penny Cork
Product Id: 334046
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Love bites!

Funny Efficient Valentine's Day Card

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Inside Text: I'm skipping the man, and going straight for the box of chocolates!
Artist: Karyn Lewis
Product Id: 335344
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I'm skipping the man, and going straight for the box of chocolates!

Prince Charming Card

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Inside Text: So let's go and check out the other tadpoles in the pond
Artist: Nikki Cutro
Product Id: 335785
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So let's go and check out the other tadpoles in the pond

Shakespeare's Not in Love Anti-Valentine's Day

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Artist: Karyn Lewis
Product Id: 346389
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Four-Letter Valentine

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Inside Text: Like "crap," "ugly," "geek" and "Alpo." Have a damn Valentine's Day.
Artist: Flat Cat Cards
Product Id: 347037
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Like "crap," "ugly," "geek" and "Alpo." Have a damn Valentine's Day.

Anti Valentines Day Card -- Pamper Yourself

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Inside Text: Say No ... to love that dies, flowers that wilt and chocolates that just add pounds to your thighs! Say Yes ... to a warm bubble bath, being good to yourself and an evening of pampering! It's the ULTIMATE Anti-Valentine's Day!
Artist: © Kathy Henis
Product Id: 348911
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Say No ... to love that dies, flowers that wilt and chocolates that just add pounds to your thighs! Say Yes ... to a warm bubble bath, being good to yourself and an evening of pampering! It's the ULTIMATE Anti-Valentine's Day!

Valentine Words

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Inside Text: Go Screw Yourself!!!!!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359517
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Go Screw Yourself!!!!!

Feb. 14th Anti-Valentine

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Inside Text: And tomorrow is February 15th.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359551
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And tomorrow is February 15th.

Trojan Horse Valentine

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Inside Text: Valentine, I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359565
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Valentine, I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER!

Black Valentine

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Inside Text: That's all I've got to say about Valentine's Day.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359570
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That's all I've got to say about Valentine's Day.

Valentine's card for anyone recently dumped by an…

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Inside Text: Eh, bastard face, guess who?
Artist: Bignumptees funny card store
Product Id: 370194
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Eh, bastard face, guess who?

Anti-Valentine Key Card

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Inside Text: the bitter, angry, dark part Unhappy Anti-Valentine's Day
Artist: Nikki Cutro
Product Id: 449044
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the bitter, angry, dark part Unhappy Anti-Valentine's Day

Love Stinks Anti-Valentine Happy Faces and Sour…

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Inside Text: Have a heart wrenching Valentine's Day.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 455636
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Have a heart wrenching Valentine's Day.

AntiValentine's Day Humor Retro - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Unhappy Valentine's Day to you!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 535878
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Valentine's Day (VD) brings back a rash of bad memories. Speaking of rashes, where's that ointment! Unhappy Valentine's Day to you!