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Playing Doctor

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Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 155788
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Naughty Nurse

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Inside Text: Exceptional Customer Service! Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 157443
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Exceptional Customer Service! Happy Nurses Day!

Happy Nurses Week Poem

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Inside Text: Ode To A Nurse Bedpans and call lights, contagious pneumonias, IV's and bandaids and huge hematomas, Nine feet of packing all covered with green; These are a few of your favorite things. Wheezing and sneezing and coughing up phlegm balls, Slipping on vomit expelled into the halls, Sputum that glistens while blown out in strings; These are a few of your favorite things. Hepatitis, phlebitis, fractures of the head, You nurses will care for our every need, While we are laid up...in...bed. We Won't Be Quiet. We Sing Your Praises. Thank You For All That You Do!
Artist: Tamara Adams
Product Id: 372899
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Ode To A Nurse Bedpans and call lights, contagious pneumonias, IV's and bandaids and huge hematomas, Nine feet of packing all covered with green; These are a few of your favorite things. Wheezing and sneezing and coughing up phlegm balls, Slipping on vomit expelled into the halls, Sputum that glistens while blown out in strings; These are a few of your favorite things. Hepatitis, phlebitis, fractures of the head, You nurses will care for our every need, While we are laid up...in...bed. We Won't Be Quiet. We Sing Your Praises. Thank You For All That You Do!

Nursing - pain in the ass

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Inside Text: I'm talking about the work day, not the patients! Happy Nurses Day. And you didn't get the day off either, did you? I didn't think so.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 380277
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I'm talking about the work day, not the patients! Happy Nurses Day. And you didn't get the day off either, did you? I didn't think so.

Nurses day- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Come up with some unknown disease too. That will have them calling around. Enjoy!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382009
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Come up with some unknown disease too. That will have them calling around. Enjoy!

Nurses day- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Oh, right. That's your normal schedule. I forgot. Enjoy!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382013
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Oh, right. That's your normal schedule. I forgot. Enjoy!

Nurse's Day Party

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Inside Text: OK, maybe not. Enjoy!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382048
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OK, maybe not. Enjoy!

doctor, nurse, heart, right, place, MRI

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Inside Text: HAPPY NURSE'S DAY!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 389467
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HAPPY NURSE'S DAY!

Millions through Nursing

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Inside Text: Millions of complaints about how messed up things are, that is. Happy Nurse's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 408716
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Millions of complaints about how messed up things are, that is. Happy Nurse's Day!

Nurses Day Celebration

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Inside Text: ~ Don't ~ (kidding) Happy Nurse's Day
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 496746
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~ Don't ~ (kidding) Happy Nurse's Day

Nurses Are Superheroes Too

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Inside Text: Faster Than A Running I.V. More Powerful Than A Barium Enema. Able To Provide Comfort With A Single Word Or Touch. Not All Superheroes Wear A Cape. Happy Nurses Day To A Real Hero.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 513473
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Faster Than A Running I.V. More Powerful Than A Barium Enema. Able To Provide Comfort With A Single Word Or Touch. Not All Superheroes Wear A Cape. Happy Nurses Day To A Real Hero.

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Nurses Day Beach - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Is nothing like this, but hey, have a Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 575239
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Is nothing like this, but hey, have a Happy Nurses Day!

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Nurses Day - FUNNY

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Inside Text: What is this happiness term I'm hearing? Must be a very ancient concept! Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 575261
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What is this happiness term I'm hearing? Must be a very ancient concept! Happy Nurses Day!

Nurses Day - FUNNY

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Inside Text: ... for being overworked, underpaid, under-appreciated, not listened to, and performing tasks many docs only dream about being able to do as effectively. With that, Have a Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 575301
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... for being overworked, underpaid, under-appreciated, not listened to, and performing tasks many docs only dream about being able to do as effectively. With that, Have a Happy Nurses Day!

Nurses Day 2- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Your care is exceptional and greatly admired. Have a Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 575834
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Your care is exceptional and greatly admired. Have a Happy Nurses Day!

Nurses Day 3- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Your care is exceptional and greatly admired. Have a Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 575837
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Your care is exceptional and greatly admired. Have a Happy Nurses Day!

Nurses Day from Management - FUNNY

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Inside Text: We appreciate your exceptional work very much! Have a Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 575893
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We appreciate your exceptional work very much! Have a Happy Nurses Day!

Nurses Day to Supervisor - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Perhaps this is YOUR job appraisal report! Awesome! Have a Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 575898
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Perhaps this is YOUR job appraisal report! Awesome! Have a Happy Nurses Day!

Nurses Day - FUNNY

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Inside Text: ... are sacrificed forever once you become a Nurse. But hey, there is this Holiday! Have a Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 575934
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... are sacrificed forever once you become a Nurse. But hey, there is this Holiday! Have a Happy Nurses Day!

Nurses Day Humor

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Inside Text: Then again she has me heavily medicated, so ignore everything I say. Have a wonderful Nurses Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 576394
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Then again she has me heavily medicated, so ignore everything I say. Have a wonderful Nurses Day!

Happy Nurses Day! Humor Cactus

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Inside Text: You're like a blossom in the desert A breeze on a summer day Many hours of hard work With little time to play And just because you stick People all day Doesn't mean I can't wish you - Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 588400
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You're like a blossom in the desert A breeze on a summer day Many hours of hard work With little time to play And just because you stick People all day Doesn't mean I can't wish you - Happy Nurses Day!

Nurses Day Funny Poem

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Inside Text: Ode To A Nurse Bedpans and call lights, contagious pneumonias. IV's and bandaids and huge hematomas. Nine feet of packing all covered in green; These are a few of your favorite things. Wheezing and sneezing and coughing up phlegm balls. Slipping on vomit expelled into the halls. Sputum that glistens when blown out in strings; These are a few of your favorite things. Hepatitis, phlebitis, fractures of the head, You nurses will care for our every need, While we are laid up...in....bed. We Won't Be Quiet! We Sing Your Praises. Thank You For All That You Do!
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 607508
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Ode To A Nurse Bedpans and call lights, contagious pneumonias. IV's and bandaids and huge hematomas. Nine feet of packing all covered in green; These are a few of your favorite things. Wheezing and sneezing and coughing up phlegm balls. Slipping on vomit expelled into the halls. Sputum that glistens when blown out in strings; These are a few of your favorite things. Hepatitis, phlebitis, fractures of the head, You nurses will care for our every need, While we are laid up...in....bed. We Won't Be Quiet! We Sing Your Praises. Thank You For All That You Do!

Nurses Day Nurses Are Like Doctors But With Better…

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Inside Text: Nurses are like doctors but with better bedside manner Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 607707
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Nurses are like doctors but with better bedside manner Happy Nurses Day!

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Nurses Are Like Doctors But Without The Attitude…

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Inside Text: Nurses are like Doctors - but without the attitude Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 608083
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Nurses are like Doctors - but without the attitude Happy Nurses Day!

Nurse's Day Card - Groovy Nurse's

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Inside Text: Happy Nurse's Day
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Product Id: 615416
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Happy Nurse's Day

Nurses day

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Inside Text: Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Leah Dean
Product Id: 690267
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Happy Nurses Day!

Nurses Learning - Retro - Funny

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Inside Text: I really hope you enjoy Nurses Day! You deserve it! Keep up the good work!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 766066
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I really hope you enjoy Nurses Day! You deserve it! Keep up the good work!

Happy Nurses Day Whimsical Cute Bandaid

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Inside Text: Happy Nurses Day! You deserve all the recognition of a great nurse!
Artist: Kerra Icansketchu
Product Id: 810009
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Happy Nurses Day! You deserve all the recognition of a great nurse!

you are cool, happy nurses day

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Inside Text: You are one of the coolest nurses that I have ever seen. Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: annielim
Product Id: 810813
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You are one of the coolest nurses that I have ever seen. Happy Nurses Day!

Nurses Day - Vintage

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Inside Text: But nothing at all like those Nursing school brochure photos. Happy Nurses Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 816182
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But nothing at all like those Nursing school brochure photos. Happy Nurses Day!