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'Love You' hotdog because of your wiener, adult…

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Inside Text: ... and not just because you have one hell of a wiener!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 916355

... and not just because you have one hell of a wiener!

Adult, Sexy. Common Ground

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Inside Text: Do you want to sleep together?
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 939220

Do you want to sleep together?

u are hot

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Artist: Marcee J. Duggar
Product Id: 949880

Fire, Heart & Passion - Simply Black

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Inside Text: or Hot Sexy Love
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 960677

or Hot Sexy Love

Erotic Photo of Bright Red Rose Glistening with…

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Inside Text: I get all hot and bothered ... in a good way ... (in a naughty way)
Artist: Ken Stansell Photography
Product Id: 974401

I get all hot and bothered ... in a good way ... (in a naughty way)

Adult, Hot Momma's Recipe Tips for Delicious Sex

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Inside Text: Secret Recipe Tips 1. For really good lovin' warm up the oven 2. Apply a scent that lingers with long, slow strokes of the fingers 3. Feed your mate a favorite sweet, sweet treat 4. Stretch out, relax and feel completely free 5. Tickle the ears, the neck and the thighs 6. Make some noise, moan and sigh 7. Suck and rub and kiss and lick, this is how to get your kicks 8. Do what you like to do the best then lay back and have a rest
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 986965

Secret Recipe Tips 1. For really good lovin' warm up the oven 2. Apply a scent that lingers with long, slow strokes of the fingers 3. Feed your mate a favorite sweet, sweet treat 4. Stretch out, relax and feel completely free 5. Tickle the ears, the neck and the thighs 6. Make some noise, moan and sigh 7. Suck and rub and kiss and lick, this is how to get your kicks 8. Do what you like to do the best then lay back and have a rest

Voodoo Love Doll and Love Spell to Keep Your Lover…

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Inside Text: Make my love relationship stronger, closer & more secure. Enhance our compatibility, making my lover caring, kinder & sexier. Awaken him to my irresistible charms so that it will be impossible to stay away.
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 990965

Make my love relationship stronger, closer & more secure. Enhance our compatibility, making my lover caring, kinder & sexier. Awaken him to my irresistible charms so that it will be impossible to stay away.

Us plus You equals Love - Simply Black

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Inside Text: How about a threesome?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 999941

How about a threesome?

You're So Much Fun To Be Around! Adult

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Inside Text: You're so much fun to be around!
Artist: Teresa Musso
Product Id: 1000351

You're so much fun to be around!

The Woody Says it All! Adult sexy wooden love…

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Inside Text: The "Woody" Says It All!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1011805

The "Woody" Says It All!

Fine Art Watercolour Nude meditational…

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Inside Text: Shhh listen! Listen carefully, if you do you can hear through the silence of the night, my heart, my heart crying out for you. ~Unknown
Artist: Pauline Adair
Product Id: 1087840

Shhh listen! Listen carefully, if you do you can hear through the silence of the night, my heart, my heart crying out for you. ~Unknown

Fine Art Nude Watercolour Reclining Figure…

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Inside Text: Forgive me for not being able to let go, I forgave you for not holding on. ~Unknown
Artist: Pauline Adair
Product Id: 1087842

Forgive me for not being able to let go, I forgave you for not holding on. ~Unknown

Bad Hair Night Fine Art Nude

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Inside Text: I never had you, therefore I couldn't lose you - so why then does my heart hurt so much. ~Unknown
Artist: Pauline Adair
Product Id: 1087844

I never had you, therefore I couldn't lose you - so why then does my heart hurt so much. ~Unknown

Backlights - Fine Art Nude

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Inside Text: Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. ~Unknown
Artist: Pauline Adair
Product Id: 1087846

Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. ~Unknown

Two thumbs up

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Inside Text: Two thumbs up for you!
Artist: Mark Lynch
Product Id: 1140962

Two thumbs up for you!

Good riddance - Divorce/Break Up

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Artist: Araceli Kopiloff
Product Id: 1171650

Flirting

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Artist: Araceli Kopiloff
Product Id: 1171658

Fun bedroom scene - Let's get together again…

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Inside Text: You make me laugh. I can't wait to see you again!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1187616

You make me laugh. I can't wait to see you again!

Amusing offer - second chance at romance and a…

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Inside Text: A second chance please? I'd love one.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1190112

A second chance please? I'd love one.

Simply Black - Naughty or Nice

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Inside Text: or XXX
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1211500

or XXX

Amusing love note to lawyer

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Inside Text: I love all your lawyer parts!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1222354

I love all your lawyer parts!

Amusing French kissing frog - love & friendship

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Inside Text: You've made French kissing an Olympic sport. I can't wait to see you again!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1232846

You've made French kissing an Olympic sport. I can't wait to see you again!

Dirty Nursery Rhyme

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Inside Text: You are one hot dish!
Artist: Fritz Cartoons
Product Id: 1328400

You are one hot dish!

This critter will help you let them know how sexy…

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Inside Text: YOU MAKE ME CRAZY HORNY!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1330054

YOU MAKE ME CRAZY HORNY!

No Man Is Island But Sometimes Is Peninsula Funny…

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Inside Text: Which happens a lot when I'm around you, you sexy thing!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1331522

Which happens a lot when I'm around you, you sexy thing!

Cut Sex Foreplay To Two-play Old Couple Funny…

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Inside Text: Everybody knows it's not the length that matters with sex. It's the quality. And you're still the best!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1333698

Everybody knows it's not the length that matters with sex. It's the quality. And you're still the best!

Humorous you make me happy affirmation cartoon

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Inside Text: Like a doggie at a shit sale, like a four-eyed cat in a fish market, like a three-legged man in an ass-kicking contest ... YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1344532

Like a doggie at a shit sale, like a four-eyed cat in a fish market, like a three-legged man in an ass-kicking contest ... YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY!

Humorous look at love from another angle cartoon

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Inside Text: I've looked at love from every angle. I've reflected on our unique connection in this universe and you are teaching me of love.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1348706

I've looked at love from every angle. I've reflected on our unique connection in this universe and you are teaching me of love.

Humorous I don't care who knows cartoon

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Inside Text: And I don't care if the whole world knows! I love you ... you ... you ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1358556

And I don't care if the whole world knows! I love you ... you ... you ...

Love and Romance Adult Humor Card with Peanut…

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Inside Text: We were made foreach other!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1362484

We were made foreach other!