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Hi Hello Card With Funny Blue Cartoon Character…

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Inside Text: Just thought I'd say hello, and give you a heads up!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1497066

Just thought I'd say hello, and give you a heads up!

Humorous Hi/Hello Card With A Sunrise

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Inside Text: While others see it and ask 'What the hell did I do last night?' So what have you been up to lately?
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1511448

While others see it and ask 'What the hell did I do last night?' So what have you been up to lately?

Humorous Hi, Hello Card With Sad Face and Butt…

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Inside Text: Does that mean your butt crack is a sideways smile? Just thought I'd brighten your day!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1519382

Does that mean your butt crack is a sideways smile? Just thought I'd brighten your day!

Humorous Hi/Hello Card Naked Men It's Hell, But…

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Inside Text: Thought you'd appreciate this!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1539818

Thought you'd appreciate this!

Humorous Adult Hello Card With Two Birds I'm A…

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Inside Text: Hello! So that's why they call them that!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1624776

Hello! So that's why they call them that!

Humorous Hi,Hello A Good Man Can Make You Feel No,…

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Inside Text: Oh, wait, that's wine. Wine does that! Just saying "Hi!"
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1629338

Oh, wait, that's wine. Wine does that! Just saying "Hi!"

Hello Card With Angry Cartoon Woman WTF Wednesday…

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Inside Text: Ever notice how Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday go so slow? Just saying hello and waiting for the weekend!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1675086

Ever notice how Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday go so slow? Just saying hello and waiting for the weekend!

Humorous Adult Hello Card We Don't Dress Formally…

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Inside Text: I guess the invitation should have been clearer! Just me saying hello!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1680566

I guess the invitation should have been clearer! Just me saying hello!

Hello Gorgeous!-Adult, Sexy

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Inside Text: Hello Gorgeous!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Product Id: 491324

Hello Gorgeous!

Humorous Adult Hello With Cartoon Marijuana Plant…

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Inside Text: Oops, I meant Hi.
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1736432

Oops, I meant Hi.

Humorous Adult Hello Why Do Lesbians Like Bowling…

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Inside Text: Because they can stickthree fingers in at one time!Just saying hello!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1741302

Because they can stickthree fingers in at one time!Just saying hello!

Humorous Adult Hello Men Are A Lot Like Pantyhose…

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Inside Text: . . . or they don't fit right in the crotch!Just me saying hello!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1744136

. . . or they don't fit right in the crotch!Just me saying hello!

Naughty Word Card that Expresses Monday's Feelings

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Inside Text: On Mondayseven the Pope says "Fuck".Just sayin' "Hi".
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1748956

On Mondayseven the Pope says "Fuck".Just sayin' "Hi".

Adult Hello Is Buttcheeks One Word Or Should I…

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Inside Text: . . . or should I spread them apart? Just me saying hello!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1752530

. . . or should I spread them apart? Just me saying hello!

Humorous Adult Hello Why Does It Take 100 Million…

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Inside Text: Directional Disfunction!Just me saying hello!
Artist: Made You Smile
Product Id: 1947454

Directional Disfunction!Just me saying hello!

Humorous Adult Hello It's Hard To Argue With A Bra…

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Inside Text: She already has two good points!Just saying hello!
Artist: Made You Smile
Product Id: 1984872

She already has two good points!Just saying hello!