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Congratulations on Your Vasectomy

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Inside Text: You're having no more children.To that your wife says "thanks."There's no reason not to practice,and start shooting all those blanks.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 57911
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You're having no more children.To that your wife says "thanks."There's no reason not to practice,and start shooting all those blanks.

Vasectomy Congrats

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Inside Text: They can reverse these ya know. Just a thought. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382232
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They can reverse these ya know. Just a thought. Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Anyway. Hop it works out for ya. I mean "hope." (Darn typos)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 394835
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Anyway. Hop it works out for ya. I mean "hope." (Darn typos)

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396971
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Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!

Vasectomy Get Well - Retro

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Inside Text: The last time they put a knife down there in that region, you saw what happened, right? Oh well, I trust you knew what you were doing. Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437299
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The last time they put a knife down there in that region, you saw what happened, right? Oh well, I trust you knew what you were doing. Get well soon.

Get Well Vasectomy

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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438528
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You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get Well Soon!

Get Well Vasectomy - Funny

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Inside Text: Now that your tool has been cleaned and sterilized, we now have to work on your dirty mind. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489818
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Now that your tool has been cleaned and sterilized, we now have to work on your dirty mind. Get well soon!

Get Well Vasectomy II - Funny

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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489819
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You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get well soon!

Feel Better Vasectomy Dog Playing Piano…

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Inside Text: "You've done a good thing!" Wishing you a speedy recovery with your vasectomy. Feel better soon!
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Product Id: 658357
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"You've done a good thing!" Wishing you a speedy recovery with your vasectomy. Feel better soon!

Get Well Vesectomy - Crowd

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Inside Text: We are on the edge of our seats! Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 769771
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We are on the edge of our seats! Get Well Soon!

Vasectomy - Scrub Bear - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 822995
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Feel Better / Vasectomy

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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon from your VASECTOMY!
Artist: Gail Pepin
Product Id: 829934
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Hope you feel better soon from your VASECTOMY!

Funny off-color vasectomy feel better and recover…

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Inside Text: You've had your years together and now you're separated, so to speak. I imagine you'll get everything back together after finally reaching those heavenly gates. Congrats and feel better on your trip to sterility.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396648
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You've had your years together and now you're separated, so to speak. I imagine you'll get everything back together after finally reaching those heavenly gates. Congrats and feel better on your trip to sterility.

Funny Get Better from Vasectomy, You're Milkin' It

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Inside Text: Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1433960
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Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.

Humorous Get Well Vasectomy and Treatment Decision…

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Inside Text: Feel better soon from your vasectomy surgery. As with Lennie, we're pulling for you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1490100
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Feel better soon from your vasectomy surgery. As with Lennie, we're pulling for you!

Occasions Doggone It I Hope You Feel Better…

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Inside Text: I heard you had a ruff one. Doggone it, get better soon.
Artist: Ant Hole
Product Id: 1551152
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I heard you had a ruff one. Doggone it, get better soon.

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Bust a Nut Vasectomy Get Well Humor

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Inside Text: I just bust a nut! Here's to a speedy recovery after your vasectomy.
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 916393
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I just bust a nut! Here's to a speedy recovery after your vasectomy.

Vasectomy - Bandage - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 973883
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Get Well from Vasectomy with a Sick Horse Covered…

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Inside Text: Hope you're up galloping again real soon!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1223090
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Hope you're up galloping again real soon!

Humorous vasectomy congrats and Veterinarian…

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Inside Text: Maybe the neutering will help with the night prowling ... Congratulations on getting your vasectomy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1228876
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Maybe the neutering will help with the night prowling ... Congratulations on getting your vasectomy!

Recover quickly from Your Vasectomy, Orange Roses

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Inside Text: . . . take all the time you need to rest, relax and recover. Sending warm thoughts and wishes for a speedy recovery your way. Feel Better Soon.
Artist: Michael Peychich
Product Id: 1264142
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. . . take all the time you need to rest, relax and recover. Sending warm thoughts and wishes for a speedy recovery your way. Feel Better Soon.

Get Well Soon Card, For Vasectomy, Mountain Lake

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Inside Text: Take the time you need to rest, relax and get your body back in balance. You are loved and needed by too many for you to do any less.
Artist: Michael Peychich
Product Id: 1268680
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Take the time you need to rest, relax and get your body back in balance. You are loved and needed by too many for you to do any less.

An amusing vasectomy get well, feel better cartoon

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Inside Text: I hope you feel better shortly from the vasectomy. You're lucky in a way, being one of the few that won't need the "Cone of Shame." Get well soon, "Shorty"!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1353818
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I hope you feel better shortly from the vasectomy. You're lucky in a way, being one of the few that won't need the "Cone of Shame." Get well soon, "Shorty"!

Amusing off-color vasectomy recovery cartoon

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Inside Text: Long story short, wishing you a speedy recovery from the vasectomy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1376148
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Long story short, wishing you a speedy recovery from the vasectomy!

Amusing high pants vasectomy get well wishes…

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Inside Text: VASECTOMY? You'll be feeling fine and wearing your pants even higher soon! CONGRATULATIONS on your incision decision!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1377054
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VASECTOMY? You'll be feeling fine and wearing your pants even higher soon! CONGRATULATIONS on your incision decision!

Congratulations on Your Vasectomy Cartoon Man…

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Inside Text: What awesome news!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Product Id: 1741324
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What awesome news!

Amusing Adult Feel Better Following Your Vasectomy

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your repackaging!Feel better soonfollowing your vasectomy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1760590
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Congratulations on your repackaging!Feel better soonfollowing your vasectomy!

Vasectomy Get Well Feel Better Kawaii Bear with…

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Inside Text: Each day is a step toward healing. Take care and get well soon.
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 1867206
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Each day is a step toward healing. Take care and get well soon.

Amusing Feel Better Soon After the Vasectomy

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Inside Text: Feel better quickly after your vasectomy. Your new wingmen are ice packs!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1884238
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Feel better quickly after your vasectomy. Your new wingmen are ice packs!

Doggie Get Well After the Big Snip

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Inside Text: Feel better soon, stud. You'll be chasing tail in no time.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1933280
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Feel better soon, stud. You'll be chasing tail in no time.

Dog Doctor & Human "Cone of Shame" Vasectomy Get…

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Inside Text: Snip happens. You did great through the vasectomy humiliation. Now take it slow and milk the sympathy. Get well soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1962040
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Snip happens. You did great through the vasectomy humiliation. Now take it slow and milk the sympathy. Get well soon!

Funny Vasectomy Get Well Side Effects Are Hard to…

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Inside Text: The hardest part isboth behind you and ahead of you.Feel better from yourvasectomy work soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1995110
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The hardest part isboth behind you and ahead of you.Feel better from yourvasectomy work soon!