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Vasectomy Congrats

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Inside Text: They can reverse these ya know. Just a thought. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382232
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They can reverse these ya know. Just a thought. Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Anyway. Hop it works out for ya. I mean "hope." (Darn typos)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 394835
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Anyway. Hop it works out for ya. I mean "hope." (Darn typos)

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396971
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Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!

Vasectomy Get Well - Retro

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Inside Text: The last time they put a knife down there in that region, you saw what happened, right? Oh well, I trust you knew what you were doing. Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437299
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The last time they put a knife down there in that region, you saw what happened, right? Oh well, I trust you knew what you were doing. Get well soon.

Get Well Vasectomy

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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438528
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You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get Well Soon!

Get Well Vasectomy - Funny

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Inside Text: Now that your tool has been cleaned and sterilized, we now have to work on your dirty mind. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489818
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Now that your tool has been cleaned and sterilized, we now have to work on your dirty mind. Get well soon!

Get Well Vasectomy II - Funny

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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489819
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You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get well soon!

Feel Better Vasectomy Dog Playing Piano…

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Inside Text: "You've done a good thing!" Wishing you a speedy recovery with your vasectomy. Feel better soon!
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Product Id: 658357
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"You've done a good thing!" Wishing you a speedy recovery with your vasectomy. Feel better soon!

Vasectomy - Scrub Bear - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 822995
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Feel Better / Vasectomy

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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon from your VASECTOMY!
Artist: Gail Pepin
Product Id: 829934
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Hope you feel better soon from your VASECTOMY!

Funny Get Better from Vasectomy, You're Milkin' It

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Inside Text: Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1433960
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Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.

Occasions Doggone It I Hope You Feel Better…

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Inside Text: I heard you had a ruff one. Doggone it, get better soon.
Artist: Ant Hole
Product Id: 1551152
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I heard you had a ruff one. Doggone it, get better soon.

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Bust a Nut Vasectomy Get Well Humor

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Inside Text: I just bust a nut! Here's to a speedy recovery after your vasectomy.
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 916393
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I just bust a nut! Here's to a speedy recovery after your vasectomy.

Vasectomy - Bandage - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 973883
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Get Well from Vasectomy with a Sick Horse Covered…

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Inside Text: Hope you're up galloping again real soon!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1223090
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Hope you're up galloping again real soon!

Get Well Soon Card, For Vasectomy, Mountain Lake

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Inside Text: Take the time you need to rest, relax and get your body back in balance. You are loved and needed by too many for you to do any less.
Artist: Michael Peychich
Product Id: 1268680
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Take the time you need to rest, relax and get your body back in balance. You are loved and needed by too many for you to do any less.

Congratulations on Your Vasectomy Cartoon Man…

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Inside Text: What awesome news!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Product Id: 1741324
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What awesome news!

Amusing Adult Feel Better Following Your Vasectomy

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your repackaging!Feel better soonfollowing your vasectomy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1760590
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Congratulations on your repackaging!Feel better soonfollowing your vasectomy!

Vasectomy Get Well Feel Better Kawaii Bear with…

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Inside Text: Each day is a step toward healing. Take care and get well soon.
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 1867206
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Each day is a step toward healing. Take care and get well soon.