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Congratulations on Your Vasectomy

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Inside Text: You're having no more children.To that your wife says "thanks."There's no reason not to practice,and start shooting all those blanks.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 57911
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You're having no more children.To that your wife says "thanks."There's no reason not to practice,and start shooting all those blanks.

Get Well Vesectomy - Crowd

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Inside Text: We are on the edge of our seats! Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 769771
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We are on the edge of our seats! Get Well Soon!

Funny off-color vasectomy feel better and recover…

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Inside Text: You've had your years together and now you're separated, so to speak. I imagine you'll get everything back together after finally reaching those heavenly gates. Congrats and feel better on your trip to sterility.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396648
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You've had your years together and now you're separated, so to speak. I imagine you'll get everything back together after finally reaching those heavenly gates. Congrats and feel better on your trip to sterility.

Humorous Get Well Vasectomy and Treatment Decision…

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Inside Text: Feel better soon from your vasectomy surgery. As with Lennie, we're pulling for you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1490100
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Feel better soon from your vasectomy surgery. As with Lennie, we're pulling for you!

Humorous vasectomy congrats and Veterinarian…

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Inside Text: Maybe the neutering will help with the night prowling ... Congratulations on getting your vasectomy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1228876
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Maybe the neutering will help with the night prowling ... Congratulations on getting your vasectomy!

Recover quickly from Your Vasectomy, Orange Roses

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Inside Text: . . . take all the time you need to rest, relax and recover. Sending warm thoughts and wishes for a speedy recovery your way. Feel Better Soon.
Artist: Michael Peychich
Product Id: 1264142
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. . . take all the time you need to rest, relax and recover. Sending warm thoughts and wishes for a speedy recovery your way. Feel Better Soon.

An amusing vasectomy get well, feel better cartoon

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Inside Text: I hope you feel better shortly from the vasectomy. You're lucky in a way, being one of the few that won't need the "Cone of Shame." Get well soon, "Shorty"!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1353818
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I hope you feel better shortly from the vasectomy. You're lucky in a way, being one of the few that won't need the "Cone of Shame." Get well soon, "Shorty"!

Amusing off-color vasectomy recovery cartoon

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Inside Text: Long story short, wishing you a speedy recovery from the vasectomy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1376148
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Long story short, wishing you a speedy recovery from the vasectomy!

Amusing high pants vasectomy get well wishes…

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Inside Text: VASECTOMY? You'll be feeling fine and wearing your pants even higher soon! CONGRATULATIONS on your incision decision!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1377054
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VASECTOMY? You'll be feeling fine and wearing your pants even higher soon! CONGRATULATIONS on your incision decision!

Amusing Feel Better Soon After the Vasectomy

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Inside Text: Feel better quickly after your vasectomy. Your new wingmen are ice packs!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1884238
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Feel better quickly after your vasectomy. Your new wingmen are ice packs!

Doggie Get Well After the Big Snip

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Inside Text: Feel better soon, stud. You'll be chasing tail in no time.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1933280
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Feel better soon, stud. You'll be chasing tail in no time.

Dog Doctor & Human "Cone of Shame" Vasectomy Get…

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Inside Text: Snip happens. You did great through the vasectomy humiliation. Now take it slow and milk the sympathy. Get well soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1962040
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Snip happens. You did great through the vasectomy humiliation. Now take it slow and milk the sympathy. Get well soon!

Funny Vasectomy Get Well Side Effects Are Hard to…

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Inside Text: The hardest part isboth behind you and ahead of you.Feel better from yourvasectomy work soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1995110
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The hardest part isboth behind you and ahead of you.Feel better from yourvasectomy work soon!