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Vasectomy Congrats

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Inside Text: They can reverse these ya know. Just a thought. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382232
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They can reverse these ya know. Just a thought. Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Anyway. Hop it works out for ya. I mean "hope." (Darn typos)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 394835
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Anyway. Hop it works out for ya. I mean "hope." (Darn typos)

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396971
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Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!

Vasectomy Get Well - Retro

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Inside Text: The last time they put a knife down there in that region, you saw what happened, right? Oh well, I trust you knew what you were doing. Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437299
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The last time they put a knife down there in that region, you saw what happened, right? Oh well, I trust you knew what you were doing. Get well soon.

Get Well Vasectomy

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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438528
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You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get Well Soon!

Get Well Vasectomy - Funny

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Inside Text: Now that your tool has been cleaned and sterilized, we now have to work on your dirty mind. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489818
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Now that your tool has been cleaned and sterilized, we now have to work on your dirty mind. Get well soon!

Get Well Vasectomy II - Funny

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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489819
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You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get well soon!

Get Well Vesectomy - Crowd

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Inside Text: We are on the edge of our seats! Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 769771
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We are on the edge of our seats! Get Well Soon!