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Funny good luck with your pending surgery

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Inside Text: Good luck with your upcoming surgery! Don't worry, they've removed more parrots than you can shake a stick at.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1199146
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Good luck with your upcoming surgery! Don't worry, they've removed more parrots than you can shake a stick at.

Funny Surgical Recovery Get Well Cartoon

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Inside Text: You'll live but the wallet's a goner. GET WELL SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1204808
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You'll live but the wallet's a goner. GET WELL SOON!

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Fun get well, feel better guarantee after surgery

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Inside Text: Your surgery was rough, but you made it and they guaranteed you for 75 more years ... Get well very soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1213398
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Your surgery was rough, but you made it and they guaranteed you for 75 more years ... Get well very soon!

Amusing surgical best of luck

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Inside Text: Best of luck with your surgery and don't let them take out more than they need!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1221438
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Best of luck with your surgery and don't let them take out more than they need!

Funny Surgical Recovery Get Well Cartoon

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Inside Text: You've survived surgery, the parade of open gowns, the shock of the expense and hospital food. Now, GET WELL!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1336164
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You've survived surgery, the parade of open gowns, the shock of the expense and hospital food. Now, GET WELL!

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An amusing post-surgical get well wish cartoon

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Inside Text: Despite all the new surgical crap they tried on you, you survived. And you'll thrive ... Get well and feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1353696
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Despite all the new surgical crap they tried on you, you survived. And you'll thrive ... Get well and feel better soon!

Funny Get Well After Surgery Cartoon with Sewing…

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Inside Text: I hear the surgeons got everything back in place fairly well. Recover quickly and GET WELL SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1375752
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I hear the surgeons got everything back in place fairly well. Recover quickly and GET WELL SOON!

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Amusing surgical waiting room get well scene…

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Inside Text: Everything seems to be going well for you after your surgery. I'm so happy you're on the mend!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1376516
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Everything seems to be going well for you after your surgery. I'm so happy you're on the mend!

Amusing get well and feel better soon in golf…

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Inside Text: It looks like their surgical approach was right on. You're on the green in one. Feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1509116
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It looks like their surgical approach was right on. You're on the green in one. Feel better soon!

Get well after surgery & you'll soon have your …

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Inside Text: It won't be long until you have everything back, including the spring in your step, the unhitched git-along, and that sparkle in your eye. Get well and feel better soon from your surgical experience.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1519892
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It won't be long until you have everything back, including the spring in your step, the unhitched git-along, and that sparkle in your eye. Get well and feel better soon from your surgical experience.

Funny Feel Better and Get Well Bones on Wrong…

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Inside Text: I'm so glad your surgeons got everything back in the proper places! Get well and feel better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1554934
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I'm so glad your surgeons got everything back in the proper places! Get well and feel better soon.

Amusing Get well and I Need No Surgical Surprises…

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Inside Text: I don't need any surprises so just rest easy. You're in good, caring hands, the best hands, now. GET WELL SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1565056
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I don't need any surprises so just rest easy. You're in good, caring hands, the best hands, now. GET WELL SOON!

Amusing Surgical Get Well and Scattered Parts

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Inside Text: Now that they've gotten you back together surgically, I really want you whole in every way again! Get well and feel better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1567874
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Now that they've gotten you back together surgically, I really want you whole in every way again! Get well and feel better soon.

Amusing Surgical Get Well Wish and a Tale to Tell

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Inside Text: Boy, now you'll have a tale to tell!Get well soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1883880
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Boy, now you'll have a tale to tell!Get well soon.

Amusing Surgical Get Well Wish and a Speedy…

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Inside Text: Wow, one-day surgery and a life time to lie about the wild adventure that caused it all!Get well as quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1883890
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Wow, one-day surgery and a life time to lie about the wild adventure that caused it all!Get well as quickly!

Funny Dog Doctor, Human Cone and Post Op Stitches…

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Inside Text: May your surgery recovery be shorter than the stack of old waiting room magazines.Heal quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1962042
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May your surgery recovery be shorter than the stack of old waiting room magazines.Heal quickly!

Funny Wishing You a Speedy Recovery

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Inside Text: You've always been worth the upgrade.Heal quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1964736
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You've always been worth the upgrade.Heal quickly!

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The Road from Surgery to Recovery Cartoon

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Inside Text: The surgery is over andnow it's time to take it easy and let the healing begin.Best Wishes for a Speedy Recovery!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1993996
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The surgery is over andnow it's time to take it easy and let the healing begin.Best Wishes for a Speedy Recovery!

Funny Recovery and the Real Test of Patience Get…

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Inside Text: After surgery you might not win any races, but at least your credit score is still improving!Get Well quickly.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1998324
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After surgery you might not win any races, but at least your credit score is still improving!Get Well quickly.