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New Boobies

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Inside Text: Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382214
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Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!

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BOOB Job Congratulations

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Inside Text: Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 395013
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Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!

Plastic Surgery - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: Not sure how to cheer you up other than to say Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 406991
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Not sure how to cheer you up other than to say Get Well Soon!

Nice Fresh Peaches - Get Well - Boob Job

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Inside Text: I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 416239
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I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Get Well Soon!

Get Well Breast Reduction - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Although men worldwide are saddened by this event, as long as you feel better, that is all that matters. Everyone hopes you Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438530
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Although men worldwide are saddened by this event, as long as you feel better, that is all that matters. Everyone hopes you Get Well Soon!

Get Well Boob Job - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438536
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Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Get Well Soon!

Get Well Boob Job - Funny

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Inside Text: When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! Hope you feel better soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489793
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When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! Hope you feel better soon!

Get Well Breast Reduction - Funny

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Inside Text: Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489816
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Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Get well soon!

Get Well Breast Reduction II - Funny

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Inside Text: I hope you get well soon from your breast reduction surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489817
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I hope you get well soon from your breast reduction surgery!

Breast Reduction Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Hope you feel better after your Surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 499293
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Hope you feel better after your Surgery!

Breast Implant Surgery,Bounce Back!

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Inside Text: We can't wait until you Jump up, bounce back, Be happy and shout 'Hurray!" It's your brand new look And it's a brand new day! Speedy Recovery!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 570349
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We can't wait until you Jump up, bounce back, Be happy and shout 'Hurray!" It's your brand new look And it's a brand new day! Speedy Recovery!

Plastic Surgery,Bounce Back!

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Inside Text: We can't wait until you Jump up, bounce back, Be happy and shout 'Hurray!" It's your brand new look And it's a brand new day! Speedy Recovery!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 570353
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We can't wait until you Jump up, bounce back, Be happy and shout 'Hurray!" It's your brand new look And it's a brand new day! Speedy Recovery!

Congratulations On Your Boob Job Funny Card

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Inside Text: I see it was a real SUCCESS!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 765155
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I see it was a real SUCCESS!

Congratulations Breast Surgery, Funny Fashion…

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Inside Text: I know you will soon be feeling better and making all the women jealous and all the men stare.
Artist: Sandra Fann
Product Id: 777653
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I know you will soon be feeling better and making all the women jealous and all the men stare.

Get Well / Rhinoplasty Surgery, nose job

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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon from your Rhinoplasty surgery.
Artist: Gail Pepin
Product Id: 837552
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Hope you feel better soon from your Rhinoplasty surgery.

Wow! they are AMAZING! boob job surgery

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your boob job surgery. Hope you're feeling better soon. They will look AMAZING!
Artist: Jazzydesignz
Product Id: 844375
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Congratulations on your boob job surgery. Hope you're feeling better soon. They will look AMAZING!

Congratulations - New Image

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Inside Text: You were always a beautiful person both inside and out. Sending get well wishes to you after your cosmetic surgery
Artist: Geraldine Alexander
Product Id: 1388300
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You were always a beautiful person both inside and out. Sending get well wishes to you after your cosmetic surgery

Get Well - In DOG nito

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Inside Text: Since your eyelid surgery. Wishing you a speedy recovery.
Artist: Geraldine Alexander
Product Id: 1389566
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Since your eyelid surgery. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

Fun Boob Job/Breast Implants Get Well

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Inside Text: Nice boobs! I wish you a speedy recovery from your breast implant surgery. You look fabulous.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1396458
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Nice boobs! I wish you a speedy recovery from your breast implant surgery. You look fabulous.

Fun Breast Reduction Get Well, Feel Better

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Inside Text: Nice boobs! I wish you a speedy recovery from your breast reduction surgery. You look fabulous.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1396460
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Nice boobs! I wish you a speedy recovery from your breast reduction surgery. You look fabulous.

Funny Get Better from Cosmetic Surgery, You're…

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Inside Text: Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1434074
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Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.

Get Well from Rhinoplasty Featuring Mona Lisa

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Inside Text: Please get well soon from your rhinoplasty surgery. Beautiful before and after.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1458944
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Please get well soon from your rhinoplasty surgery. Beautiful before and after.

Get Well from Face Lift, Mona Lisa with Bandages

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Inside Text: Wishing you a speedy recovery from your face lift surgery.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1459080
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Wishing you a speedy recovery from your face lift surgery.

Cosmetic Surgery - Bandage - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 974311
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Tummy Tuck - Bandage - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 974611
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Otoplasty - Bandage - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 974613
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Nose Job - Bandage - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 974615
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Liposuction - Bandage - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 974617
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Face Lift - Bandage - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 974621
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Eye Lift Surgery - Bandage - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 974625
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery