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Congratulations on Your Boob Job

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Inside Text: The deed is finally done. You want to look your best. Now you get to ask the men, to quit staring at your chest.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 78562
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The deed is finally done. You want to look your best. Now you get to ask the men, to quit staring at your chest.

Congratulations on Your Breast Reduction

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Inside Text: Your back feels so much better. This is going to be a ball. You can now wear a sweater, Without stretching it out at all.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 78572
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Your back feels so much better. This is going to be a ball. You can now wear a sweater, Without stretching it out at all.

Boob Job Get Well

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Inside Text: ... yes, I know what you call them, but I'll refer to them simply as breasts. Get Well Soon, dear.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 562726
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... yes, I know what you call them, but I'll refer to them simply as breasts. Get Well Soon, dear.

Boob Job Surgery Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: But do they have to jump around so much! Congratulations on a successful surgery! Get Well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566028
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But do they have to jump around so much! Congratulations on a successful surgery! Get Well soon!

Breast Reduction Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: And not knocking yourself out like before! Get Well Soon from your breast reduction surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566230
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And not knocking yourself out like before! Get Well Soon from your breast reduction surgery!

Get Well / Liposuction, lipoplasty

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Inside Text: Good for you! You knew what you wanted, went for it, and were brave enough to have Liposuction. You are amazing and I hope you feel better soon; so that you can begin your new exciting life!
Artist: Gail Pepin
Product Id: 824897
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Good for you! You knew what you wanted, went for it, and were brave enough to have Liposuction. You are amazing and I hope you feel better soon; so that you can begin your new exciting life!

Speedy Recovery from Nose Job Cartoon Cats Holding…

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Inside Text: From all of us!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Product Id: 1418696
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From all of us!

Congratulations on Your Boob Job with Before and…

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Inside Text: They look good on you! Congratulations!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1480308
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They look good on you! Congratulations!

Boo Bees (Boobies) Get Well from Breast Implant…

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Inside Text: New boo bees! Wishing you a speedy recovery from your breast implant surgery. You look bee-utiful.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1620938
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New boo bees! Wishing you a speedy recovery from your breast implant surgery. You look bee-utiful.

Boo Bees (Boobies) Get Well from Breast Reduction…

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Inside Text: Boo bees! Wishing you a speedy recovery from your breast reduction surgery. You look bee-utiful.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1620942
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Boo bees! Wishing you a speedy recovery from your breast reduction surgery. You look bee-utiful.

Adult humor, Nice nose job

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Inside Text: Makes me wanna do ya
Artist: Off the Leash
Product Id: 1033383
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Makes me wanna do ya

Amusing get well after plastic surgery greeting…

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Inside Text: You were beautiful then. You're beautiful now. Feel better and get well quickly from your adventure into Plasticsurgeryland.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1377454
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You were beautiful then. You're beautiful now. Feel better and get well quickly from your adventure into Plasticsurgeryland.

Amusing face lift get well & feel better cartoon

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Inside Text: The test of a good outcome is your ability to STOP smiling after the surgery. Stop smiling soon and feel better after your face lift!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1377752
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The test of a good outcome is your ability to STOP smiling after the surgery. Stop smiling soon and feel better after your face lift!

Speedy Recovery from Breast Explant Surgery…

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Inside Text: From explant surgery.
Artist: Kate Taylor
Product Id: 1761368
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From explant surgery.

Cartoon Woman Muffin Top Tight Jeans Tummy Tuck…

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Inside Text: I heard you're not fooling aroundand got that tummy tuck.Good for you!Hope your recovery is going well.You'll be back inthose skinny jeans in no time.
Artist: M.S. Rosso
Product Id: 1765518
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I heard you're not fooling aroundand got that tummy tuck.Good for you!Hope your recovery is going well.You'll be back inthose skinny jeans in no time.

Funny Baby Tummy Roll Humor Get Well Tummy Tuck

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Inside Text: And THOSE people are still in diapers!Please let me know if I can helpin any way as you recoverfrom your tummy tuck surgery.
Artist: M.S. Rosso
Product Id: 1765520
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And THOSE people are still in diapers!Please let me know if I can helpin any way as you recoverfrom your tummy tuck surgery.

Get Well After Eyelid Surgery Pretty Garden…

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Inside Text: Wishing you a quick recoveryafter your eyelid surgeryYou'll be seeing clear as youlook and feel your best!
Artist: Sandra Rose Designs
Product Id: 1765784
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Wishing you a quick recoveryafter your eyelid surgeryYou'll be seeing clear as youlook and feel your best!

Amusing Get Well from a Trip to the Plastic…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your successful plastic surgery. Uglytown is off limits now!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1824510
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Congratulations on your successful plastic surgery. Uglytown is off limits now!

A Rhinoplasty Get Well Soon Note of Cheer

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your successful rhinoplasty.Hope you're back to smelling the roses soon.Get well quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1915848
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Congratulations on your successful rhinoplasty.Hope you're back to smelling the roses soon.Get well quickly!