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New Boobies

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Inside Text: Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382214
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Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!

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BOOB Job Congratulations

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Inside Text: Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 395013
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Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!

Plastic Surgery - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: Not sure how to cheer you up other than to say Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 406991
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Not sure how to cheer you up other than to say Get Well Soon!

Nice Fresh Peaches - Get Well - Boob Job

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Inside Text: I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 416239
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I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Get Well Soon!

Get Well Breast Reduction - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Although men worldwide are saddened by this event, as long as you feel better, that is all that matters. Everyone hopes you Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438530
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Although men worldwide are saddened by this event, as long as you feel better, that is all that matters. Everyone hopes you Get Well Soon!

Get Well Boob Job - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438536
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Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Get Well Soon!

Get Well Boob Job - Funny

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Inside Text: When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! Hope you feel better soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489793
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When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! Hope you feel better soon!

Get Well Breast Reduction - Funny

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Inside Text: Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489816
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Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Get well soon!

Get Well Breast Reduction II - Funny

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Inside Text: I hope you get well soon from your breast reduction surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489817
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I hope you get well soon from your breast reduction surgery!

Breast Reduction Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Hope you feel better after your Surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 499293
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Hope you feel better after your Surgery!

Boob Job Get Well

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Inside Text: ... yes, I know what you call them, but I'll refer to them simply as breasts. Get Well Soon, dear.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 562726
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... yes, I know what you call them, but I'll refer to them simply as breasts. Get Well Soon, dear.

Boob Job Surgery Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: But do they have to jump around so much! Congratulations on a successful surgery! Get Well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566028
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But do they have to jump around so much! Congratulations on a successful surgery! Get Well soon!

Breast Reduction Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: And not knocking yourself out like before! Get Well Soon from your breast reduction surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566230
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And not knocking yourself out like before! Get Well Soon from your breast reduction surgery!