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Hemorrhoid Surgery Poem

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Inside Text: Even though it may take weeks To heal the wound between your cheeks, I provide this rule of thumb To nurse your recuperating bum: Though it's been said, it bears repeating, Nothing but canned soup for eating. Vegetable & chicken noodle To soother your battered, aching poodle. Exercise is out of the question! Beware of any such suggestion. No unicycles, horseback riding, Leapfrog, bowling, or ninja fighting. Heed my advice and don't be foolish. The results may be so very ghoulish. Another hemorrhoid may astonish And your doctor shall admonish. To avoid a thrombose so abrupt, Keep your cool and Bottoms Up! Wishing You Comfort And A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 508460
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Even though it may take weeks To heal the wound between your cheeks, I provide this rule of thumb To nurse your recuperating bum: Though it's been said, it bears repeating, Nothing but canned soup for eating. Vegetable & chicken noodle To soother your battered, aching poodle. Exercise is out of the question! Beware of any such suggestion. No unicycles, horseback riding, Leapfrog, bowling, or ninja fighting. Heed my advice and don't be foolish. The results may be so very ghoulish. Another hemorrhoid may astonish And your doctor shall admonish. To avoid a thrombose so abrupt, Keep your cool and Bottoms Up! Wishing You Comfort And A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.

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Get Well For Hemorrhoid Surgery Brown Bear

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Inside Text: . . . you just need a good soak! Hope you recover from your hemorrhoid surgery quickly. Get well soon!
Artist: Gail Pepin
Product Id: 557021
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. . . you just need a good soak! Hope you recover from your hemorrhoid surgery quickly. Get well soon!

Humorous Hemorrhoid Surgery Get Well Card With…

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Inside Text: ... the tail-feathers!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1550386
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... the tail-feathers!

Amusing Get Well from a Hemorrhoidectomy

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Inside Text: Just had an itch to wish you a hearty get well from your Hemorrhoidectomy.Get right quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1814856
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Just had an itch to wish you a hearty get well from your Hemorrhoidectomy.Get right quickly!

Hemorrhoid Surgery with Scarlet Macaws and…

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Inside Text: Warm wishes are coming your way,with hopes that each new day bringsrenewed strength, gentle comfort,and plenty of small moments to smile.Wishing you a smooth recovery.
Artist: Daphne Sampson
Product Id: 1963906
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Warm wishes are coming your way,with hopes that each new day bringsrenewed strength, gentle comfort,and plenty of small moments to smile.Wishing you a smooth recovery.