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Cartoon Woman Choosing an Expensive Get Well…

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Inside Text: I have a fortune invested in seeing you well and feeling better soon. Thinking of you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1455800
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I have a fortune invested in seeing you well and feeling better soon. Thinking of you!

Amusing get well soon and a hospital food…

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Inside Text: Get well and feel better soon. I know you'd be getting better faster if they just stopped feeding you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1459038
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Get well and feel better soon. I know you'd be getting better faster if they just stopped feeding you!

Heavenly get well cartoon wish for a close call…

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Inside Text: You almost met the Maker. It's your time to take it easy, relax and give it a rest. Get better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1511980
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You almost met the Maker. It's your time to take it easy, relax and give it a rest. Get better soon!

Get well and don't let the bug get you down feel…

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Inside Text: You know you can beat this thing! Get well and feel better quickly.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1519414
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You know you can beat this thing! Get well and feel better quickly.

Amusing get well and feel better no matter the…

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Inside Text: Get well, feel better but do it on your own schedule. Time is on your side and so am I.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1519494
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Get well, feel better but do it on your own schedule. Time is on your side and so am I.

Amusing rest easy advice and get well soon cartoon

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Inside Text: Rest easy. The only thing on your mind should be getting well and feeling better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1519660
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Rest easy. The only thing on your mind should be getting well and feeling better soon.

Amusing no big thing and feel better, stay well…

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Inside Text: I'm so glad that the medical issue you worried about turned out to be nothing serious. Stay well!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1524624
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I'm so glad that the medical issue you worried about turned out to be nothing serious. Stay well!

Amusing get well from check list of bizarre…

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Inside Text: Please feel better and get right from that unmentionable thing you have!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1526920
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Please feel better and get right from that unmentionable thing you have!

A Humorous Get Well Quick or They'll Keep You In…

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Inside Text: Hurry up and get well! You know they're reloading as we speak.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1565026
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Hurry up and get well! You know they're reloading as we speak.

Amusing Get Well and St. Peter's Golden Gate…

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Inside Text: It's just like you to travel without your money! I'm happy you're on the mend and will be sticking around for countless years ahead. Get well and feel better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1570382
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It's just like you to travel without your money! I'm happy you're on the mend and will be sticking around for countless years ahead. Get well and feel better soon.

Picture Yourself Well and With Us Get Well Cartoon…

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Inside Text: Picture yourself well and safe here on this side with us. It's what I imagine. Feel better very soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1671048
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Picture yourself well and safe here on this side with us. It's what I imagine. Feel better very soon!

Get Well Encouragement and Old Tricks Cartoon

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Inside Text: Hang in there and get well quickly. We need you back to your old tricks ASAP!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1671892
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Hang in there and get well quickly. We need you back to your old tricks ASAP!

Amusing Feel Better Soon and a Superhero Called…

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Inside Text: Look up into the sky. I'm America's newest superhero. TICKLEMAN! I can lighten any load you have in an instant with a chicken feather bouquet, a couple of nimble dance steps and a hearty YARHAR. Get well and feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1708016
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Look up into the sky. I'm America's newest superhero. TICKLEMAN! I can lighten any load you have in an instant with a chicken feather bouquet, a couple of nimble dance steps and a hearty YARHAR. Get well and feel better soon!

Amusing Get Well Soon And Organ Donor Joke

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Inside Text: Get well and feel better soon. No one really needs your old used parts!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1708554
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Get well and feel better soon. No one really needs your old used parts!

Amusing Get Well Soon and Share the Load

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Inside Text: As you heal, let someone else help carry the load. Put your feet up and enjoy the ride. Get well and feel better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1726628
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As you heal, let someone else help carry the load. Put your feet up and enjoy the ride. Get well and feel better soon.

Funny Get Well Cartoon About Continuing Payments…

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Inside Text: I'm very glad you're feeling better!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1176916
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I'm very glad you're feeling better!

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8 Lives Left and Insurance Cartoon Get Well wish

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Inside Text: You have 8 lives left. Live those in good health!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1181072
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You have 8 lives left. Live those in good health!

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Funny Get Well Enema Treatment

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Inside Text: Maybe this card will help. Get well quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1186644
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Maybe this card will help. Get well quickly!

Funny get well, feel better after health scare

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Inside Text: It could have been a lot worse. I'm glad you're recovering!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1188492
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It could have been a lot worse. I'm glad you're recovering!

Funny get well wish and panhandler with an idea

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Inside Text: Sorry you're so down. Feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1190178
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Sorry you're so down. Feel better soon!

Fun get well wish

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Inside Text: Hear the rumble? They're coming for you! GET WELL and get out of there as soon as you can!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1215864
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Hear the rumble? They're coming for you! GET WELL and get out of there as soon as you can!

Funny Chicken Soup Get Well Cartoon

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Inside Text: FEEL BETTER SOON and save a chicken!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1223824
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FEEL BETTER SOON and save a chicken!

Humorous get well / feel better cartoon

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Inside Text: I hope the application of a smile or two will help you feel better! Get well soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1337732
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I hope the application of a smile or two will help you feel better! Get well soon!

An amusing medically-oriented get well cartoon

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Inside Text: I've been all over the internet reading of your condition. Generally they tell you to: (1) Do nothing. (2) Rub bacon on it twice a week. (3) Buy a jar of leaches and apply them. (4) Don't wear such tight underwear. Try them all! I hope I've helped and you feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1354042
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I've been all over the internet reading of your condition. Generally they tell you to: (1) Do nothing. (2) Rub bacon on it twice a week. (3) Buy a jar of leaches and apply them. (4) Don't wear such tight underwear. Try them all! I hope I've helped and you feel better soon!

Amusing general feel better card from office group…

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Inside Text: CHIR-RUPP! CHIR-RUPP! Feel better from The office flock!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1361148
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CHIR-RUPP! CHIR-RUPP! Feel better from The office flock!

Amusing Get Well Despite Your Lousy Taste in…

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Inside Text: I'm counting on you to get well and feel better soon despite your awful taste in clothing!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1766506
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I'm counting on you to get well and feel better soon despite your awful taste in clothing!

Mariachi Band Music and a Get Well Quickly Wish

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Inside Text: If the sound of the Mariachi band that I hired doesn't move you out you are sicker than I thought.Get well and get home SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1787144
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If the sound of the Mariachi band that I hired doesn't move you out you are sicker than I thought.Get well and get home SOON!

An Amusing Glad It Wasn't Mange Get well

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Inside Text: Thank the gods it wasn't mange!I've been itching to tell you to get well soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1821654
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Thank the gods it wasn't mange!I've been itching to tell you to get well soon!

Get Well Soon and Count Your Blessings

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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon! And remember, count your blessings . . .not just sheep!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1909674
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Hope you feel better soon! And remember, count your blessings . . .not just sheep!

Get Well and Feel Like Yourself Again Soon

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Inside Text: Get well soon!You are my Stan and I hope each daybrings you closerto feeling like yourself again.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1922106
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Get well soon!You are my Stan and I hope each daybrings you closerto feeling like yourself again.