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Amusing feel better after colonoscopy thought

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Inside Text: Everything will go smoothly with your colonoscopy as long as you don't get the scope with the "WaaWaa" horn. STAY WELL!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1224512

Everything will go smoothly with your colonoscopy as long as you don't get the scope with the "WaaWaa" horn. STAY WELL!

Funny off-color feel better after a colonoscopy

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Inside Text: Your procedure is now behind you, so to speak. Rest, relax, and recover from your Colonoscopy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394090

Your procedure is now behind you, so to speak. Rest, relax, and recover from your Colonoscopy!

Funny colonoscopy feel better, get well and odd…

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Inside Text: I'm happy your colonoscopy went well and your rabbit's foot lucky charm was working. Feel better quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1458792

I'm happy your colonoscopy went well and your rabbit's foot lucky charm was working. Feel better quickly!

Amusing colonoscopy get well and the small-handed…

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Inside Text: Your colonoscopy is over and done. It helps to have the doctor with the small hands. Get well and feel better!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510882

Your colonoscopy is over and done. It helps to have the doctor with the small hands. Get well and feel better!

Amusing colonoscopy feel better and alien doctor…

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Inside Text: Feel better following your colonoscopy! Take it from me, it's no different than being abducted by aliens for testing or spending a weekend with your in-laws.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1531034

Feel better following your colonoscopy! Take it from me, it's no different than being abducted by aliens for testing or spending a weekend with your in-laws.

Amusing You Have a New Season Ahead Get Well

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Inside Text: It looks like you've been "cleared" for another year! Feel better after your colonoscopy! I do!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1560056

It looks like you've been "cleared" for another year! Feel better after your colonoscopy! I do!

Funny Colonoscopy Get Well Soon Cartoon

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Inside Text: The prep is the worst. That's why they have seat belts on toilets. A day or two and you'll be back in the driver's seat instead. Feel better after that colonoscopy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1680190

The prep is the worst. That's why they have seat belts on toilets. A day or two and you'll be back in the driver's seat instead. Feel better after that colonoscopy!

Cartoon Get Well After Colonoscopy Results from…

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Inside Text: Feel better and get well, from both of us, now that the colostomy showed nothing of significance. No fingernail clippings, no fur ball, no old sox, and those car keys are still missing. Be well!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1715824

Feel better and get well, from both of us, now that the colostomy showed nothing of significance. No fingernail clippings, no fur ball, no old sox, and those car keys are still missing. Be well!

Wishing a Swift Recovery from a Colonoscopy

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Inside Text: You were abducted for an unwanted probing and you experienced a "time loss episode" but here's to being backfrom your unearthly adventures in no time!Wishing you a swift recovery post-colonoscopy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1846024

You were abducted for an unwanted probing and you experienced a "time loss episode" but here's to being backfrom your unearthly adventures in no time!Wishing you a swift recovery post-colonoscopy!

Feel Better after the Colonoscopy

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Inside Text: Congratulations! You survived your close encounter of the turd kind.Feel better soon after your arduous colonoscopy.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1909522

Congratulations! You survived your close encounter of the turd kind.Feel better soon after your arduous colonoscopy.

Alien Colonoscopy Follow-Up Feel Better

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Inside Text: Here's to a quick colonoscopy recovery and no more exploring strange new worlds for a while.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1984168

Here's to a quick colonoscopy recovery and no more exploring strange new worlds for a while.

Funny Colonoscopy Cheeky Get Well

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Inside Text: You've officially survived the prep. Everything else flows downhill from here. Hope you're feeling better and enjoying your first real meal!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1995282

You've officially survived the prep. Everything else flows downhill from here. Hope you're feeling better and enjoying your first real meal!

Funny Colonoscopy Get Well and the Ascent of Man

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Inside Text: At least mankind had the good senseto invent the toilet seatbefore inventing colonoscopy prep.Hope you're feeling better!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1997636

At least mankind had the good senseto invent the toilet seatbefore inventing colonoscopy prep.Hope you're feeling better!

Funny Get Well From a Probing and Colonoscopy

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Inside Text: Here's hoping they found nothing worth writing home about. Feel better soon from your colonoscopy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 2002688

Here's hoping they found nothing worth writing home about. Feel better soon from your colonoscopy!