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Festivus Greeting Card

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Inside Text: 1. Airing of Grievances 2. Performing Feats of Strength 3. Pinning Head of Household to the Floor May a Festivus Miracle be Yours
Artist: Kimberly Holt
Product Id: 44226
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1. Airing of Grievances 2. Performing Feats of Strength 3. Pinning Head of Household to the Floor May a Festivus Miracle be Yours

Festivus Celebration - Retro

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Inside Text: Sit on each other's laps. It's part of the "Feats of Strength"
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 496904
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Sit on each other's laps. It's part of the "Feats of Strength"

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How To Celebrate Festivus

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Inside Text: All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: HipsterDoofus
Product Id: 499202
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All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!

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Have A Revolutionary Festivus

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Inside Text: All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 503152
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All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!

Festivus Peace Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 514768
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Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!

Last Festivus Supper Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 516257
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Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!

Ten Festivus Commandments Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 517933
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Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!

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Happy Festivus From President Obama

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Inside Text: We officially declare this to be the best Festivus ever!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 525465
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We officially declare this to be the best Festivus ever!

Festivus Feats of Strength - Funny

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Inside Text: OK, maybe just without the needles and sap then. HAPPY FESTIVUS! (if that's possible)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 537606
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OK, maybe just without the needles and sap then. HAPPY FESTIVUS! (if that's possible)

It's Time for Festivus Grievances!

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Inside Text: Hope you have a grievance-free Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 596080
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Hope you have a grievance-free Festivus!

Festivus Wishes From Across the Cosmos!

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Inside Text: All the best this Festivus, no matter how near or far!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 687314
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All the best this Festivus, no matter how near or far!

St. Festivus Holiday Card

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Inside Text: May all the blessings of Festivus be upon you this season!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 697728
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May all the blessings of Festivus be upon you this season!

House of Lords Festivus Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 700575
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Wishing you all the best at Festivus!

Happy Festivus, pole, dancers

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Inside Text: DO thumb wrestle for beer and air your grievances over bundt cake!
Artist: Evelyn Mancino
Product Id: 716041
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DO thumb wrestle for beer and air your grievances over bundt cake!

Teach the Children of Festivus Card

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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus! All the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 722629
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May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus! All the best during the holidays and in the new year!

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Festivus with a Raccoon Doing Feats of Strenght…

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Inside Text: May all your feats ofstrength be met and all yourgrievances aired!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 742624
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May all your feats ofstrength be met and all yourgrievances aired!

Humorous Festivus Pole Shopping

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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Product Id: 946557
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The holiday for the rest of us!

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Snowy New York City Bagel Store Humorous Festivus

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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Product Id: 946563
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Happy Festivus!

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Feats of Strength, Airing of Grievances Humorous…

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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Product Id: 946565
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The holiday for the rest of us.

Chocolate Candy Decorated Festivus Cake

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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Product Id: 946568
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The holiday for the rest of us.

Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the Rest of Us,…

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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 948489
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Happy Festivus!

Fly Airing Grievances About a Frog Festivus card

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Inside Text: Festivus for the rest of us. Have a fun holiday season.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1119744
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Festivus for the rest of us. Have a fun holiday season.

Humorous Festivus Pole Dancing Cartoon

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Inside Text: HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Product Id: 1124472
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HAPPY FESTIVUS!

Festivus, general, a decorated mug of beer with a…

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Inside Text: Need I say more?
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1453456
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Need I say more?

Cat Humor Happy Festivus

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Inside Text: Wishing you a joyous Festivus season!
Artist: Tammy Moody
Product Id: 1505806
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Wishing you a joyous Festivus season!