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Congratulations on Cosmetic Surgery, Butt Lift

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Inside Text: Your butt lift was very successful! It looks great!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 930270

Your butt lift was very successful! It looks great!

First Post-Op Poop is Something to Toot Your Horn…

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Inside Text: That's certainly something to toot your horn about! Congratulations and best wishes for many more moving moments on your road to recovery!
Artist: Cindy Johns
Product Id: 949271

That's certainly something to toot your horn about! Congratulations and best wishes for many more moving moments on your road to recovery!

Not Beethoven's 5th but post-op bowel movement…

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Inside Text: Similar to Beethoven's 5th movement you've had your 1st after surgery. I'm glad things worked out for you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1192950

Similar to Beethoven's 5th movement you've had your 1st after surgery. I'm glad things worked out for you!

Fun congrats on your royal first movement post…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your first post-op Royal Flush. It's a winning hand!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1194618

Congratulations on your first post-op Royal Flush. It's a winning hand!

Post Op Bowel Movement Congratulations with…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your POO! (Post Operative Output)
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1195028

Congratulations on your POO! (Post Operative Output)

Post Op Bowel Movement Congratulations with…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your POO! (Post Operative Output)
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1195032

Congratulations on your POO! (Post Operative Output)

Funny Medical Bill Joke Get Well Soon Bolinger…

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on surviving the surgery! Now let's see if you survive the attack of the invoices.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1252898

CONGRATULATIONS on surviving the surgery! Now let's see if you survive the attack of the invoices.

Humorous gender reassignment recognition cartoon

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Inside Text: With your gender reassignment you're now a new person ... And you get a new warranty! CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1253598

With your gender reassignment you're now a new person ... And you get a new warranty! CONGRATULATIONS!

Recover quickly from Your Cosmetic Surgery, Roses

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Inside Text: . . . take all the time you need to rest, relax and recover. Sending warm thoughts and wishes for a speedy recovery your way. Feel Better Soon.
Artist: Michael Peychich
Product Id: 1263904

. . . take all the time you need to rest, relax and recover. Sending warm thoughts and wishes for a speedy recovery your way. Feel Better Soon.

Congratulations on Pacemaker Surgery, Heart &…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your successful pacemaker surgery. Hope you're up and well soon!
Artist: Teri Nelson Kuster
Product Id: 1361746

Congratulations on your successful pacemaker surgery. Hope you're up and well soon!

Congratulations on Surviving Your Root Canal

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Inside Text: Did it hurt less than flossing?
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 56079

Did it hurt less than flossing?

Congratulations on Your Liposuction

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Inside Text: Now you're so much thinner, I'll bet you're glad of that. I hope you stay a winner, and not regain this once lost fat.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 81834

Now you're so much thinner, I'll bet you're glad of that. I hope you stay a winner, and not regain this once lost fat.

Congratulations on Your Face Lift

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Inside Text: Where did all your wrinkles go? The crow's feet, too, aren't there. Your new young face is quite the show, catching young men as they stare.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 81842

Where did all your wrinkles go? The crow's feet, too, aren't there. Your new young face is quite the show, catching young men as they stare.

Congratulations On Getting A CPAP For Your Sleep…

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Inside Text: It's like hooking up a flight mask. It makes you look less boring. And now your family won't have to ask for you to stop your snoring.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 100133

It's like hooking up a flight mask. It makes you look less boring. And now your family won't have to ask for you to stop your snoring.

Congratulations On Getting Your Gallbladder…

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Inside Text: That seering pain inside your gut Was just a bad gallbladder. The surgery was a pain in the butt, But now you feel less badder.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 322015

That seering pain inside your gut Was just a bad gallbladder. The surgery was a pain in the butt, But now you feel less badder.

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Better late than never! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 424041

Better late than never! Congratulations!

congratulations on your hysterectomy

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Artist: eugenia bacon
Product Id: 538244

Boob Job Congratulations

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Inside Text: ... yes, I know what you call them, but I'll refer to them simply as breasts. Congratulations, dear, ... I think.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 562724

... yes, I know what you call them, but I'll refer to them simply as breasts. Congratulations, dear, ... I think.

Gender Reassignment Sex Change - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Sex parts? Let me just say that if the parts fit the engine, then simply enjoy the new road ahead. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 562728

Sex parts? Let me just say that if the parts fit the engine, then simply enjoy the new road ahead. Congratulations!

Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: From this I gather your surgery went well. I'm clearly thrilled! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565980

From this I gather your surgery went well. I'm clearly thrilled! Congratulations!!

Gall Bladder Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Maybe you should get other things removed! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565989

Maybe you should get other things removed! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!

Hysterectomy Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Almost like a new person! Glad the Hysterectomy went well! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565992

Almost like a new person! Glad the Hysterectomy went well! Congratulations!!

Kidney Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Almost like a new person! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565996

Almost like a new person! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!

Pancreas Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Almost like a new person! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566000

Almost like a new person! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!

Liver Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Almost like a new person! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566002

Almost like a new person! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!

Lung Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Almost like a new person! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566004

Almost like a new person! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!

Boob Job Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: But do they have to jump around so much too? Mercy! Congratulations on the new breasts!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566010

But do they have to jump around so much too? Mercy! Congratulations on the new breasts!!

Appendix Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Maybe you should get other things removed! Congratulations on a successful surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566013

Maybe you should get other things removed! Congratulations on a successful surgery!

Tonsil Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Maybe you should get other things removed! Congratulations on a successful surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566014

Maybe you should get other things removed! Congratulations on a successful surgery!

Hip Replacement Congratulations- FUNNY

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Inside Text: I never thought I'd see that again! I'm so glad the hip surgery went well! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566067

I never thought I'd see that again! I'm so glad the hip surgery went well! Congratulations!