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Funny off-color congrats to retiring lawyer…

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Inside Text: You've reached the end of a long and brilliant career! Congratulations on the news of your retirement.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1386750
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You've reached the end of a long and brilliant career! Congratulations on the news of your retirement.

Amusing congrats to a retiring plumber

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Inside Text: I hope your retirement is a long and happy one before you're called to work again. Congratulations on your retirement from the plumber's trade!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1391202
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I hope your retirement is a long and happy one before you're called to work again. Congratulations on your retirement from the plumber's trade!

Amusing well-earned boss's retirement congrats…

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Inside Text: You did a great job over the years! You know things will really go to hell after your retirement! Congratulations and a giant thank you from us all!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1392482
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You did a great job over the years! You know things will really go to hell after your retirement! Congratulations and a giant thank you from us all!

Funny group congrats to retiring dental…

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire! We know you won't be at all bored in this new stage of your life!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395250
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CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire! We know you won't be at all bored in this new stage of your life!

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Funny doctor's retirement - dedication to the end…

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Inside Text: I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, knowing it will continue far beyond the time you retire from practice. Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399458
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I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, knowing it will continue far beyond the time you retire from practice. Congratulations on your retirement!

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Funny congrats on lawyer's accident free…

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Inside Text: Celebrate living long enough to retire from the law profession! Congratulations on your well-earned retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1407608
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Celebrate living long enough to retire from the law profession! Congratulations on your well-earned retirement!

Funny congratulations to a retired and uncaged…

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Inside Text: You're free! You now have the keys to a wide-open future. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1407748
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You're free! You now have the keys to a wide-open future. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!

Funny lawyer's retirement from dog-eat-dog world…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement from the lawyer's world of dog-eat-dog. Consider changing your entire diet to mai-tais and caviar on the beach!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1408074
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Congratulations on your retirement from the lawyer's world of dog-eat-dog. Consider changing your entire diet to mai-tais and caviar on the beach!

Funny lawyer retirement congrats - no disclaimers…

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Inside Text: You've led an extraordinary career as a lawyer and at the finish of your professional life you need absolutely no disclaimers. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410090
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You've led an extraordinary career as a lawyer and at the finish of your professional life you need absolutely no disclaimers. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!

Funny lawyer - prosecutor retirement congrats…

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on your decision as a prosecutor to retire and step away from your trap line. You spent all your days on the hunt and you've caught far more than your limit. Happy RETIREMENT!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410798
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CONGRATULATIONS on your decision as a prosecutor to retire and step away from your trap line. You spent all your days on the hunt and you've caught far more than your limit. Happy RETIREMENT!

Amusing Retirement Congrats to a Nerdish Coworker…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement! You have to know that it's only temporary and you'll still be working on the other side of the veil. Enjoy it while it lasts!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1419312
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Congratulations on your retirement! You have to know that it's only temporary and you'll still be working on the other side of the veil. Enjoy it while it lasts!

Funny Happy Retirement hobby and collecting…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1419638
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Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!

Funny Happy Retirement hobby and collecting…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1419664
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Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!

Lawyer Retirement Neighborly Slightly Off-color…

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Inside Text: The four seasons of your legal career have brought you to the last, winter, and to the necessity of storing the nuts of your labor in thermal briefs in preparation for whatever comes. Congratulations on your retirement from the legal system!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1421688
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The four seasons of your legal career have brought you to the last, winter, and to the necessity of storing the nuts of your labor in thermal briefs in preparation for whatever comes. Congratulations on your retirement from the legal system!

Funny Lawyer Retirement and Unchained at Last

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Inside Text: You've broken the chain and have chosen to retire from a well-lived career of jurisprudence. CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1433552
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You've broken the chain and have chosen to retire from a well-lived career of jurisprudence. CONGRATULATIONS!

Amusing congrats to a retiring successful lawyer…

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Inside Text: You've had a long and successful law career of doing it your way. CONGRATULATIONS on doing retirement your way!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1434800
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You've had a long and successful law career of doing it your way. CONGRATULATIONS on doing retirement your way!

Amusing retirement congrats to corrections officer…

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Inside Text: I'm so happy you finally pulled the switch on your distinguished career as a corrections officer. Congratulations, your future is bright!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1456896
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I'm so happy you finally pulled the switch on your distinguished career as a corrections officer. Congratulations, your future is bright!

Amusing dentist's retirement cartoon and tooth…

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Inside Text: You've had a long and successful career in dentistry and you've decided to pull the plug and retire. You can frame that plug and hang it on the wall with your first pulled tooth. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RETIREMENT!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1457844
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You've had a long and successful career in dentistry and you've decided to pull the plug and retire. You can frame that plug and hang it on the wall with your first pulled tooth. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RETIREMENT!

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Retirement Congrats to Postal Worker and Thanks…

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Inside Text: You've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs you've lived through as a postal worker supreme. Congratulations to the best!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1507160
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You've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs you've lived through as a postal worker supreme. Congratulations to the best!

Grim Reaper photobomb on Father-in-Law's…

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Inside Text: Dear Father-in-Law, I'm very happy you've earned retirement. Please don't send pictures of your new life! CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1523668
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Dear Father-in-Law, I'm very happy you've earned retirement. Please don't send pictures of your new life! CONGRATULATIONS!

Amusing Dad's Retirement and the Eskimo Sendoff…

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Inside Text: Congratulations, dad, on your launch into the great unknown world of retirement! You'll love it!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1558554
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Congratulations, dad, on your launch into the great unknown world of retirement! You'll love it!

Amusing Retirement and Bucket List Suggestion

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1562112
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Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it.

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Amusing Retirement Congrats and a Bucket for Your…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things from your list before you kick it.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1562376
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Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things from your list before you kick it.

Amusing Retirement Congrats and Time for a New…

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Inside Text: You've been farting into that cushion for far too many years. Time to give it a rest! Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement from the rat-race.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1567306
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You've been farting into that cushion for far too many years. Time to give it a rest! Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement from the rat-race.

Amusing General Retirement Congrats and Porch…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement. Now you can sit back and people-watch without the police being involved.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1605942
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Congratulations on your retirement. Now you can sit back and people-watch without the police being involved.

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Cartoon Congrats on Earning Your Retirement Star

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Inside Text: You rightfully earned your star on the company Walk of Fame!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1620820
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You rightfully earned your star on the company Walk of Fame!

Amusing Congratulations to Retiring Vet Dog in…

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Inside Text: As a veterinarian, watching out for the feathered, furred and scaled has earned you all the time you need to care for yourself. Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1711190
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As a veterinarian, watching out for the feathered, furred and scaled has earned you all the time you need to care for yourself. Congratulations on your retirement!

Humorous lawyer retirement congratulations

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on hanging up your briefs!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1189326
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CONGRATULATIONS on hanging up your briefs!

Cartoon Congratulations to a Retiring Lawyer -…

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Inside Text: You've been crankin' at it very hard for a long, long time as a lawyer. You've seen it all and done it all.CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1192236
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You've been crankin' at it very hard for a long, long time as a lawyer. You've seen it all and done it all.CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!

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Fun BOOYAH On your Career Coach Retirement…

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Inside Text: As a Career Coach you advised others to retire when:#1 - they forget names.#2 - they forget faces.#3 - they forget to zip up their fly.#4 - they forget to unzip their fly. Coach RickeyNow you're THERE!Congrats on your decisionto retire!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1195658
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As a Career Coach you advised others to retire when:#1 - they forget names.#2 - they forget faces.#3 - they forget to zip up their fly.#4 - they forget to unzip their fly. Coach RickeyNow you're THERE!Congrats on your decisionto retire!