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Retirement Humor Happy Retirement Hope You Stay…

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Inside Text: Happy retirement! Hope you manage to stay out of trouble
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 357070
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Happy retirement! Hope you manage to stay out of trouble

Happy Retirement You Did Whatever It Took We're…

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Inside Text: You always did whatever it took We're sure going to miss you Happy retirement!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 441178
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You always did whatever it took We're sure going to miss you Happy retirement!

Retirement Humor You Made It Out Alive Happy…

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Inside Text: You made it out alive! Happy retirement!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 450165
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You made it out alive! Happy retirement!

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Congratulations On Your Retirement You Lucky…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement, you lucky bastard!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 649924
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Congratulations on your retirement, you lucky bastard!

No more $#@! surprises! Happy Retirement!

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Inside Text: No more $#@! surprises Happy Retirement!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 919998
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No more $#@! surprises Happy Retirement!

Happy Retirement It'll Be Pretty Dead Around Here…

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Inside Text: Happy retirement! It'll be pretty dead around here without you
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 920036
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Happy retirement! It'll be pretty dead around here without you

Happy Retirement Sorry I Couldn't Be There I Had a…

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Inside Text: Happy Retirement! Sorry I couldn't be there, I had a little car trouble
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 923191
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Happy Retirement! Sorry I couldn't be there, I had a little car trouble

Retirement Humor Hope Your Retirement Rocks

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Inside Text: Hope your retirement rocks!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 1733760
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Hope your retirement rocks!