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Retirement Wishes - Funny

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Inside Text: Old habits never die! Congratulations on your Retirement!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 155174
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Old habits never die! Congratulations on your Retirement!!

Retirement Wishes

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Inside Text: Enjoy your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 157279
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Enjoy your Retirement!

He's Retiring, a woman?

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Inside Text: Who are we to judge?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 163053
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Who are we to judge?

Retire, yes you.

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Inside Text: Yes, you. You've caused enough damage.
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Product Id: 204742
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Yes, you. You've caused enough damage.

Retire Lazy

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Inside Text: So you may be over qualified!Enjoy!
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Product Id: 204744
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So you may be over qualified!Enjoy!

Retirement Joy

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Inside Text: God knows you complained aboutwork a lot.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 204746
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God knows you complained aboutwork a lot.

Retirement Plans retirement wishes

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Inside Text: Best wishes in your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 207473
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Best wishes in your Retirement!

Retirement - Coworker

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Inside Text: No, we're not going to guess what hand you are scratching your butt with this time. Nice try.Happy Retirement though.
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Product Id: 210969
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No, we're not going to guess what hand you are scratching your butt with this time. Nice try.Happy Retirement though.

Retirement - Friend

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Inside Text: No, we're not going to guess what hand you are scratching your butt with this time. Nice try.Happy Retirement though.
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Product Id: 210973
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No, we're not going to guess what hand you are scratching your butt with this time. Nice try.Happy Retirement though.

Retirement - Dad or Father

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Inside Text: No, we're not going to guess what hand you are scratching your butt with this time. Nice try.Happy Retirement though.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 211013
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No, we're not going to guess what hand you are scratching your butt with this time. Nice try.Happy Retirement though.

Happy Retirement Wishes- Funny

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Inside Text: With some effort, you might even enjoy it! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 224403
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With some effort, you might even enjoy it! Congratulations!

Retirement Wishes Congratulations

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Inside Text: Now you can Drink all day, instead of just at work ! Congratulations !
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Product Id: 238116
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Now you can Drink all day, instead of just at work ! Congratulations !

Ah, Retirement Finally

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Inside Text: I don't mean to burst your bubble, but Government statistics indicate most men your age die within 10 years of retiring, and this assumes good health going in. I hear Home Depot is hiring.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 251740
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I don't mean to burst your bubble, but Government statistics indicate most men your age die within 10 years of retiring, and this assumes good health going in. I hear Home Depot is hiring.

Enjoy Retirement - FUNNY

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Inside Text: But do something useful would ya. Congrats.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362476
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But do something useful would ya. Congrats.

Retirement Means - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Glad you didn't put this off any longer or else, well, ... you know. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 364652
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Glad you didn't put this off any longer or else, well, ... you know. Congratulations!

Retirement Wishes Congratulations

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Inside Text: Enjoy your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 389570
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Enjoy your Retirement!

Retirement Wishes Congratulations

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Inside Text: There is always hope ! Congratulations on your retirement.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 390544
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There is always hope ! Congratulations on your retirement.

Retirement Wishes Congratulations

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Inside Text: You are obviously too value, in between naps that is. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 393364
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You are obviously too value, in between naps that is. Congratulations!

Senior Living Retirement Wishes

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Inside Text: Ruth didn't know how to play checkers ... ... and she refused to learn. Congratulations and Enjoy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396573
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Ruth didn't know how to play checkers ... ... and she refused to learn. Congratulations and Enjoy Retirement!

Dad Retirement Wishes

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Inside Text: Mom can pick out her own plot! Enjoy your retirement, ... TOGETHER! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 402834
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Mom can pick out her own plot! Enjoy your retirement, ... TOGETHER! Congratulations!

Retirement isn't Sexy

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Inside Text: So in your case, it fits! Just kidding! Congratulations on your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 402841
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So in your case, it fits! Just kidding! Congratulations on your Retirement!

Retired - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: Fantastic! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 406973
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Fantastic! Congratulations!

Retirement Wishes Congratulation - Retired

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Inside Text: Keep breathing. It's OK! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 431061
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Keep breathing. It's OK! Congratulations!

Retirement Wishes Congratulations - Retro

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Inside Text: Long enough! Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 432575
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Long enough! Congratulations on your retirement!

Funny Retirement Wishes- Retro

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Inside Text: Let's hope the organization can survive without you! Enjoy your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 436330
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Let's hope the organization can survive without you! Enjoy your Retirement!

Congratulations Retirement Wishes - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: You will never be so busy. Congratulations and ENJOY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438474
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You will never be so busy. Congratulations and ENJOY!

Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: What do you mean "After your nap?" Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489831
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What do you mean "After your nap?" Congratulations!

Aunt Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489848
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Brother Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489849
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Coworker Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489850
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Father Dad Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489851
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Daughter Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489852
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Friend Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489853
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Grandma Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489854
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Mom Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489855
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Sister Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489856
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Son Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489859
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Uncle Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489861
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Doctor Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489863
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

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Nurse Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489865
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Husband Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489868
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Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Retirement Wishes Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Big day! Congratulations on your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491933
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Big day! Congratulations on your Retirement!

Retirement for Priest

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Inside Text: I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 505410
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I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!

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Retirement for Pastor

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Inside Text: I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire, Pastor! Will we? Happy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 505411
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I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire, Pastor! Will we? Happy Retirement!

Retirement for Minister

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Inside Text: I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 505412
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I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!

Retirement for Deacon

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Inside Text: I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 505413
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I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? Happy Retirement!

Retirement for Sister or Nun

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Inside Text: I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? You work too hard! Happy Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 505415
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I confess that we won't notice any difference once you retire! Will we? You work too hard! Happy Retirement!

Retirement

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Inside Text: Wishing you the very best in Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 562721
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Wishing you the very best in Retirement!

Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565059
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Retirement - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Enjoy!
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Product Id: 565070
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Enjoy!

Aunt Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565072
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Brother Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565074
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Brother in Law Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565077
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Daughter in Law Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565079
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Father in Law Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565083
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Coworker Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565084
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Boss Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565086
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Dad Father Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565088
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Sister in Law Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565091
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Mother in Law Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565092
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Daughter Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Friend Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Goddaughter Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Godfather Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Godson Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Mom Mother Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Mom! Congratulations!
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Mom! Congratulations!

Husband Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Dear! Congratulations!
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Dear! Congratulations!

Grandfather Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Grandmother Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565252
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Sister Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Sis! Congratulations!
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Sis! Congratulations!

Son Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Son! Congratulations!
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Son! Congratulations!

Step Brother Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Step Father Dad Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Step Daughter Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Step Mom Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Step Sister Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Step Son Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Product Id: 565265
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Uncle Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Wife Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding dear! Congratulations!
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Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding dear! Congratulations!

Military Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Can we now tell people you're "Out of service?" Congratulations!
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Product Id: 565270
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Can we now tell people you're "Out of service?" Congratulations!

Coach Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Isn't there supposed to be some kind of coaching scandal involved first? No fun! Congratulations, and good luck!!
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Isn't there supposed to be some kind of coaching scandal involved first? No fun! Congratulations, and good luck!!

Prison Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I'm not sure if this will cause a riot in favor of it or against it! We'll see! Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565955
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I'm not sure if this will cause a riot in favor of it or against it! We'll see! Congratulations, and good luck!!

Dentist Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I'd give you a big smile but I'm not exactly thrilled with this!! Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565958
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I'd give you a big smile but I'm not exactly thrilled with this!! Congratulations, and good luck!!

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Doctor Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I feel sick all of a sudden!! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck Doc!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565961
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I feel sick all of a sudden!! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck Doc!!

Medical Field Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I feel sick all of a sudden!! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565966
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I feel sick all of a sudden!! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!

Police Law Enforcement Retirement Congratulations …

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Inside Text: THAT'S JUST CRIMINAL! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565971
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THAT'S JUST CRIMINAL! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!

Attorney Lawyer Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: THAT'S JUST CRIMINAL! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565972
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THAT'S JUST CRIMINAL! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!

Minister Ministry Retirement Congratulations -…

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Inside Text: DID THE MAN UPSTAIRS GIVE THE OK ON THIS? Oh, well. You've worked enough miracles I guess. Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565974
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DID THE MAN UPSTAIRS GIVE THE OK ON THIS? Oh, well. You've worked enough miracles I guess. Congratulations, and good luck!!

Nurse Nursing Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: So what are you going to miss the most? The smells? The politics? The fabulous hours? or all the free medical supplies you've taken home? (kidding) Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565977
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So what are you going to miss the most? The smells? The politics? The fabulous hours? or all the free medical supplies you've taken home? (kidding) Congratulations, and good luck!!

Pastor Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Did the big man upstairs OK this request? Perhaps he has a new plan for you! Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565978
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Did the big man upstairs OK this request? Perhaps he has a new plan for you! Congratulations, and good luck!!

Priest Retirement Congratulations- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Has the big guy upstairs approved this? (and I'm not referring to the Pope) He must have other plans for you then! Congratulations, and good luck!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566032
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Has the big guy upstairs approved this? (and I'm not referring to the Pope) He must have other plans for you then! Congratulations, and good luck!

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Teacher Retirement Congratulations- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Did you run out of brainwash or something? (kidding!) Congratulations, and good luck!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566055
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Did you run out of brainwash or something? (kidding!) Congratulations, and good luck!

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Principal Retirement Congratulations- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Isn't there supposed to be a major scandal of some sort before this happens? (kidding!) Congratulations, and good luck!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566057
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Isn't there supposed to be a major scandal of some sort before this happens? (kidding!) Congratulations, and good luck!

Rabbi Retirement Congratulations- FUNNY

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Inside Text: This isn't some kind of Jewish joke is it? I hope so! Well, you deserve it I guess! Congratulations, and good luck!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566058
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This isn't some kind of Jewish joke is it? I hope so! Well, you deserve it I guess! Congratulations, and good luck!

Custom Congratulations Law Enforcement Police…

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Inside Text: The powdered sugar on the tip of your patrol stick proves you perfected the art. Congratulations on retiring from Law Enforcement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 1020669
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The powdered sugar on the tip of your patrol stick proves you perfected the art. Congratulations on retiring from Law Enforcement!