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Angry Wife to Retired Man Making Paper Airplanes.

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1473116
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Congratulations on your retirement!

Humorous Retirement Card With A Cartoon Of A Bear…

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Inside Text: Time to let the younger bears have a chance! Happy Retirement
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1505112
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Time to let the younger bears have a chance! Happy Retirement

Retirement Card With a Colorful Hawaiian Shirt

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Inside Text: Relax, take it easy now, you deserve it!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1525122
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Relax, take it easy now, you deserve it!

Retirement Card with a Cute Cartoon Bear Holding A…

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Inside Text: Now is the time to relax and enjoy the simple things in life. Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1527180
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Now is the time to relax and enjoy the simple things in life. Congratulations on your retirement!

Congratulations Card On Retirement Let's Celebrate

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1536330
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Congratulations on your retirement!

Let's Celebrate Your Retirement Card With Excited…

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Inside Text: Congratulations! Now it's time to relax and do all those things you've been wanting to do!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1541326
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Congratulations! Now it's time to relax and do all those things you've been wanting to do!

Congratulations On Your Retirement With Napping…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1542800
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Congratulations on your retirement!

Humorous Retirement Card Goodbye Tension Hello…

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Inside Text: So it's goodbye tension, hello pension! Congratulations on your retirement
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1545206
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So it's goodbye tension, hello pension! Congratulations on your retirement

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Retirement Congratulations What Do You Call One…

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Inside Text: Retired! Congratulations
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1545882
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Retired! Congratulations

Cute Congratulations On Retirement Card With Long…

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Inside Text: To make a LONG story short: congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1548296
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To make a LONG story short: congratulations on your retirement!

Congratulations On Your Retirement With Cartoon…

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Inside Text: Now that's a really big dill!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1548910
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Now that's a really big dill!

Humorous Retirement Card With Warning Sign

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Inside Text: Best Wishes on your retirement
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1552532
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Best Wishes on your retirement

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Congratulations On Retiring Card You Know The Best…

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Inside Text: When you learn they had to hire three people to do your job! Congratulations on your retirement
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1553186
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When you learn they had to hire three people to do your job! Congratulations on your retirement

Congratulations On Your Retirement Card With Sad…

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Inside Text: What a GRIZZLY thought! In fact it's unBEARable! Happy Retirement
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1571368
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What a GRIZZLY thought! In fact it's unBEARable! Happy Retirement

Funny Congratulations On Retirement Card With Man…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement. Maybe now you can take it easy!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1572066
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Congratulations on your retirement. Maybe now you can take it easy!

Humorous Retirement Card With Cows We Herd You…

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Inside Text: That's UDDERLY awesome! Congratulations
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1580404
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That's UDDERLY awesome! Congratulations

Retirement Card From All Of Us With Cartoon…

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Inside Text: We were too damn cheap to buy individual cards! Wishing you a wonderful retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1581844
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We were too damn cheap to buy individual cards! Wishing you a wonderful retirement!

Congratulations On Retirement Card Tear Up…

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Inside Text: Now's the time to relax and take it easy! Happy Retirement
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1583076
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Now's the time to relax and take it easy! Happy Retirement

Retirement Card With Cartoon Bear Worked Whole…

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Inside Text: You've worked your whole life for this card! Congratulations
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1587276
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You've worked your whole life for this card! Congratulations

Humorous Retirement Card With Cartoon Behind Every…

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Inside Text: ... wishing he'd go back to work! Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1587278
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... wishing he'd go back to work! Congratulations on your retirement!

Humorous Retirement Card Now You're Free To Do…

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Inside Text: ... your wife tells you to do! Congratulations
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1587280
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... your wife tells you to do! Congratulations

Congratulations On Retirement Card With To-Do List…

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Inside Text: Mission accomplished! Congratulations on your retirement
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1588952
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Mission accomplished! Congratulations on your retirement

Humorous Congratulations On Your Retirement Get Up…

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Inside Text: ... and drive around really slow and make everyone late for work! Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1616980
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... and drive around really slow and make everyone late for work! Congratulations on your retirement!

Humorous Retirement This Place Is Really Going To…

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Inside Text: . . . even more than it usually does! Happy Retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1667520
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. . . even more than it usually does! Happy Retirement!

Humorous Retirement Card Best Part Is Not Having…

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Inside Text: Not having to set the alarm for the next day! Congratulations
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1683858
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Not having to set the alarm for the next day! Congratulations

Retirement For Father Dad You Always Told Us To…

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Inside Text: Now you have a chance to follow some of your own! Happy Retirement
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1693280
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Now you have a chance to follow some of your own! Happy Retirement

Humorous Retirement I Have A Great Retirement Plan…

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Inside Text: . . . I plan to fish! What's your plan? Happy Retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1693610
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. . . I plan to fish! What's your plan? Happy Retirement!

Humorous Retirement Only Trouble Is You Never Get…

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Inside Text: . . . you never get a day off! Happy Retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1693684
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. . . you never get a day off! Happy Retirement!

Humorous Retirement Mantra Don't Want To Don't…

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Inside Text: Don't want to. Don't need to. Can't make me. Congratulations On Your Retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1693686
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Don't want to. Don't need to. Can't make me. Congratulations On Your Retirement!

Humorous Retirement You Can Do Nothing Without…

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Inside Text: . . . worrying about getting caught at it! Congratulations On Your Retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1693688
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. . . worrying about getting caught at it! Congratulations On Your Retirement!