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> Bruce Bolinger > Congratulations > Retirement
Humorous lawyer retirement congratulations
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | CONGRATULATIONS on hanging up your briefs! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1189326 |
CONGRATULATIONS on hanging up your briefs!
Cartoon Congratulations to a Retiring Lawyer -…
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| Inside Text: | You've been crankin' at it very hard for a long, long time as a lawyer. You've seen it all and done it all.CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1192236 |
You've been crankin' at it very hard for a long, long time as a lawyer. You've seen it all and done it all.CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Fun BOOYAH On your Career Coach Retirement…
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| Inside Text: | As a Career Coach you advised others to retire when:#1 - they forget names.#2 - they forget faces.#3 - they forget to zip up their fly.#4 - they forget to unzip their fly. Coach RickeyNow you're THERE!Congrats on your decisionto retire! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1195658 |
As a Career Coach you advised others to retire when:#1 - they forget names.#2 - they forget faces.#3 - they forget to zip up their fly.#4 - they forget to unzip their fly. Coach RickeyNow you're THERE!Congrats on your decisionto retire!
Funny Devilishly Warm Retirement Congratulations
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| Inside Text: | CONGRATULATIONS! Retirement means never having to worry about what to wear any more. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1196508 |
CONGRATULATIONS! Retirement means never having to worry about what to wear any more.
Fun retirement congrats to seasoned lawyer
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| Inside Text: | Your time for swimming with the sharks is over ... CONGRATULATIONS on your well-earned retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1198324 |
Your time for swimming with the sharks is over ... CONGRATULATIONS on your well-earned retirement!
Fun retirement congrats with sandman, cats &…
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| Inside Text: | Here's hoping RETIREMENT is everything you've dreamed of. Enjoy it and the extra sleep! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1204204 |
Here's hoping RETIREMENT is everything you've dreamed of. Enjoy it and the extra sleep!
Fun dog-oriented retirement congrats - glad you're…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your RETIREMENT! We're glad you're out! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1212058 |
Congratulations on your RETIREMENT! We're glad you're out!
Funny congrats - lawyer retirement & survival
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| Inside Text: | CONGRATULATIONS on surviving and retiring from your working life as a great lawyer! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1212718 |
CONGRATULATIONS on surviving and retiring from your working life as a great lawyer!
Amusing retirement congrats for dad
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| Inside Text: | Dad, I'm so glad you retired before the job got to you ... CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1214570 |
Dad, I'm so glad you retired before the job got to you ... CONGRATULATIONS!
Amusing Correctional Officer Retirement Cartoon
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| Inside Text: | As a Correctional Officer you've seen it all and have earned your release ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1219576 |
As a Correctional Officer you've seen it all and have earned your release ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Funny lawyer retirement congrats - decree from…
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| Inside Text: | You've been loosed upon the landscape and it shall be called retirement ... CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1221854 |
You've been loosed upon the landscape and it shall be called retirement ... CONGRATULATIONS!
Amusing lawyer retirement congrats - dungeon humor
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| Inside Text: | As a lawyer you've witnessed it all ... you've hung on through thick and thin. CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1223904 |
As a lawyer you've witnessed it all ... you've hung on through thick and thin. CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire!
Humorous retirement congrats with bag of cash…
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| Inside Text: | "The reward of a thing well done is to have done it." Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm sure money would have been better, but whatever ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1228968 |
"The reward of a thing well done is to have done it." Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm sure money would have been better, but whatever ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Amusing congratulations on lawyer's retirement
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| Inside Text: | You're definitely not washed-up. You simply walked ashore in a rising tide, scouting the bright shore ahead, unafraid, leaving your wet briefs behind on the breakers. Congratulations on your retirement from lawyering'!! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1243594 |
You're definitely not washed-up. You simply walked ashore in a rising tide, scouting the bright shore ahead, unafraid, leaving your wet briefs behind on the breakers. Congratulations on your retirement from lawyering'!!
Humorous retirement congrats to legal community…
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| Inside Text: | Now that you've confronted, understood and answered all the fundamental questions in our legal landscape you've earned retirement ... CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1252912 |
Now that you've confronted, understood and answered all the fundamental questions in our legal landscape you've earned retirement ... CONGRATULATIONS!
Amusing Law Enforcement Related Retirement Cartoon
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| Inside Text: | Nothing will ever be safe again now that you've retired from law enforcement! CONGRATULATIONS on pulling the trigger! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1262676 |
Nothing will ever be safe again now that you've retired from law enforcement! CONGRATULATIONS on pulling the trigger!
Amusing officer of the law retirement congrats…
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| Inside Text: | Even though you've retired as a police officer, I know you'll be forever "on the job". CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1267834 |
Even though you've retired as a police officer, I know you'll be forever "on the job". CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Amusing Congrats On Your Retirement from Sales
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| Inside Text: | Tackle retirementas you have tackledyour sales career.Jump in there and kick some butt ...CONGRATULATIONSon your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1272524 |
Tackle retirementas you have tackledyour sales career.Jump in there and kick some butt ...CONGRATULATIONSon your retirement!
Amusing congrats on your retirement cartoon
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| Inside Text: | It's your time in life to do all the things you dreamed of ... Congratulations on your RETIREMENT! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1280906 |
It's your time in life to do all the things you dreamed of ... Congratulations on your RETIREMENT!
Amusing congrats on father's retirement cartoon
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| Inside Text: | Dad, you've slipped the surly bonds of the working world and can change the cadence to suit your new life. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1286944 |
Dad, you've slipped the surly bonds of the working world and can change the cadence to suit your new life. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Funny congratulations to coworker upon retirement…
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| Inside Text: | Dear coworker, you've changed your seat from an office chair to an easy chair. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1286952 |
Dear coworker, you've changed your seat from an office chair to an easy chair. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Funny congratulations to card recipient upon…
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| Inside Text: | The working world stress just went away for you. From here on out your only stress will be remembering to change your underwear daily. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1286956 |
The working world stress just went away for you. From here on out your only stress will be remembering to change your underwear daily. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Funny congrats to a retiring mail carrier / postal…
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| Inside Text: | My gift to you is an endless supply of stamps you can only use on your emails ... CONGRATULATIONS on your well-deserved retirement from the postal service! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1312276 |
My gift to you is an endless supply of stamps you can only use on your emails ... CONGRATULATIONS on your well-deserved retirement from the postal service!
Humorous Old Dogs at Bar - Toast Your Retirement…
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| Inside Text: | Tonight, old dog, I'm raising my glass to you and toasting your well-won retirement. HIP, HIP, HOORAH! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1334914 |
Tonight, old dog, I'm raising my glass to you and toasting your well-won retirement. HIP, HIP, HOORAH!
Humorous retirement congrats from group cartoon
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| Inside Text: | CONGRATULATIONS from your co-workers on your upcoming retirement! Just think of it as a forever coffee break, much like you took while you were here with us. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1335982 |
CONGRATULATIONS from your co-workers on your upcoming retirement! Just think of it as a forever coffee break, much like you took while you were here with us.
Humorous Mail Carrier retirement recognition…
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| Inside Text: | The Post Office department is designing a series of Famous Retired Postal Workers stamps and one of the designs is you. Yours would be spit-proof. You have earned a sincere and special thank-you for the work and dedication you put into your job as my Mail Carrier. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1348310 |
The Post Office department is designing a series of Famous Retired Postal Workers stamps and one of the designs is you. Yours would be spit-proof. You have earned a sincere and special thank-you for the work and dedication you put into your job as my Mail Carrier. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Amusing retirement and clock cartoon
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| Inside Text: | You've been at it a long time. Now you can set your clock however you want. CONGRATULATIONS on your well-earned retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1367500 |
You've been at it a long time. Now you can set your clock however you want. CONGRATULATIONS on your well-earned retirement!
Amusing retired lawyer best wishes and congrats…
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| Inside Text: | You've rubbed that work Genie so long and so often that you've been granted retirement! Congrats on your retirement from the legal system! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1371014 |
You've rubbed that work Genie so long and so often that you've been granted retirement! Congrats on your retirement from the legal system!
Amusing retirement at a good moment…
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| Inside Text: | CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! I think you picked the perfect time to jump ship. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1371428 |
CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! I think you picked the perfect time to jump ship.
Amusing dental/dentistry retirement congrats…
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| Inside Text: | I'm happy to hear you've talked yourself into retirement. You deserve it! CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1375356 |
I'm happy to hear you've talked yourself into retirement. You deserve it! CONGRATULATIONS!
Amusing retirement congratulations cartoon
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| Inside Text: | It looks like you've figured it all out and have retired. CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1375762 |
It looks like you've figured it all out and have retired. CONGRATULATIONS!
Amusing Modern Cave Man Retirement Congratulations…
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| Inside Text: | It's been quite a ride! CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement from the daily grind! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1376480 |
It's been quite a ride! CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement from the daily grind!
Amusing cave man retirement congratulations for co…
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| Inside Text: | It's been quite a ride! CONGRATULATIONS, dear co-worker, on your retirement from the daily grind! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1376482 |
It's been quite a ride! CONGRATULATIONS, dear co-worker, on your retirement from the daily grind!
Amusing pilot's retirement congrats cartoon
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| Inside Text: | You'll miss all the excitement and entertainment as you retire from piloting, but there comes a time when the body searches just aren't fun anymore. CONGRATULATIONS on retiring to an earthly lifestyle. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1382462 |
You'll miss all the excitement and entertainment as you retire from piloting, but there comes a time when the body searches just aren't fun anymore. CONGRATULATIONS on retiring to an earthly lifestyle.
Amusing bathroom humor retirement congrats for a…
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| Inside Text: | Your end is at hand. Your reward for working all those years is more time in your favorite place. Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1385762 |
Your end is at hand. Your reward for working all those years is more time in your favorite place. Congratulations on your retirement!
Funny off-color congrats to retiring lawyer…
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| Inside Text: | You've reached the end of a long and brilliant career! Congratulations on the news of your retirement. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1386750 |
You've reached the end of a long and brilliant career! Congratulations on the news of your retirement.
Amusing congrats to a retiring plumber
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| Inside Text: | I hope your retirement is a long and happy one before you're called to work again. Congratulations on your retirement from the plumber's trade! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1391202 |
I hope your retirement is a long and happy one before you're called to work again. Congratulations on your retirement from the plumber's trade!
Amusing well-earned boss's retirement congrats…
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| Inside Text: | You did a great job over the years! You know things will really go to hell after your retirement! Congratulations and a giant thank you from us all! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1392482 |
You did a great job over the years! You know things will really go to hell after your retirement! Congratulations and a giant thank you from us all!
Funny group congrats to retiring dental…
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| Inside Text: | CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire! We know you won't be at all bored in this new stage of your life! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1395250 |
CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire! We know you won't be at all bored in this new stage of your life!
Funny doctor's retirement - dedication to the end…
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| Inside Text: | I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, knowing it will continue far beyond the time you retire from practice. Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1399458 |
I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, knowing it will continue far beyond the time you retire from practice. Congratulations on your retirement!
Funny congrats on lawyer's accident free…
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| Inside Text: | Celebrate living long enough to retire from the law profession! Congratulations on your well-earned retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1407608 |
Celebrate living long enough to retire from the law profession! Congratulations on your well-earned retirement!
Funny congratulations to a retired and uncaged…
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| Inside Text: | You're free! You now have the keys to a wide-open future. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1407748 |
You're free! You now have the keys to a wide-open future. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Funny lawyer's retirement from dog-eat-dog world…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement from the lawyer's world of dog-eat-dog. Consider changing your entire diet to mai-tais and caviar on the beach! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1408074 |
Congratulations on your retirement from the lawyer's world of dog-eat-dog. Consider changing your entire diet to mai-tais and caviar on the beach!
Funny lawyer retirement congrats - no disclaimers…
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| Inside Text: | You've led an extraordinary career as a lawyer and at the finish of your professional life you need absolutely no disclaimers. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1410090 |
You've led an extraordinary career as a lawyer and at the finish of your professional life you need absolutely no disclaimers. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Funny lawyer - prosecutor retirement congrats…
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| Inside Text: | CONGRATULATIONS on your decision as a prosecutor to retire and step away from your trap line. You spent all your days on the hunt and you've caught far more than your limit. Happy RETIREMENT! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1410798 |
CONGRATULATIONS on your decision as a prosecutor to retire and step away from your trap line. You spent all your days on the hunt and you've caught far more than your limit. Happy RETIREMENT!
Amusing Retirement Congrats to a Nerdish Coworker…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! You have to know that it's only temporary and you'll still be working on the other side of the veil. Enjoy it while it lasts! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1419312 |
Congratulations on your retirement! You have to know that it's only temporary and you'll still be working on the other side of the veil. Enjoy it while it lasts!
Funny Happy Retirement hobby and collecting…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1419638 |
Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!
Funny Happy Retirement hobby and collecting…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1419664 |
Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!
Lawyer Retirement Neighborly Slightly Off-color…
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| Inside Text: | The four seasons of your legal career have brought you to the last, winter, and to the necessity of storing the nuts of your labor in thermal briefs in preparation for whatever comes. Congratulations on your retirement from the legal system! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1421688 |
The four seasons of your legal career have brought you to the last, winter, and to the necessity of storing the nuts of your labor in thermal briefs in preparation for whatever comes. Congratulations on your retirement from the legal system!
Funny Lawyer Retirement and Unchained at Last
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| Inside Text: | You've broken the chain and have chosen to retire from a well-lived career of jurisprudence. CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1433552 |
You've broken the chain and have chosen to retire from a well-lived career of jurisprudence. CONGRATULATIONS!
Amusing congrats to a retiring successful lawyer…
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| Inside Text: | You've had a long and successful law career of doing it your way. CONGRATULATIONS on doing retirement your way! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1434800 |
You've had a long and successful law career of doing it your way. CONGRATULATIONS on doing retirement your way!
Amusing retirement congrats to corrections officer…
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| Inside Text: | I'm so happy you finally pulled the switch on your distinguished career as a corrections officer. Congratulations, your future is bright! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1456896 |
I'm so happy you finally pulled the switch on your distinguished career as a corrections officer. Congratulations, your future is bright!
Amusing dentist's retirement cartoon and tooth…
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| Inside Text: | You've had a long and successful career in dentistry and you've decided to pull the plug and retire. You can frame that plug and hang it on the wall with your first pulled tooth. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RETIREMENT! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1457844 |
You've had a long and successful career in dentistry and you've decided to pull the plug and retire. You can frame that plug and hang it on the wall with your first pulled tooth. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RETIREMENT!
Retirement Congrats to Postal Worker and Thanks…
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| Inside Text: | You've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs you've lived through as a postal worker supreme. Congratulations to the best! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1507160 |
You've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs you've lived through as a postal worker supreme. Congratulations to the best!
Grim Reaper photobomb on Father-in-Law's…
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| Inside Text: | Dear Father-in-Law, I'm very happy you've earned retirement. Please don't send pictures of your new life! CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1523668 |
Dear Father-in-Law, I'm very happy you've earned retirement. Please don't send pictures of your new life! CONGRATULATIONS!
Amusing Dad's Retirement and the Eskimo Sendoff…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations, dad, on your launch into the great unknown world of retirement! You'll love it! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1558554 |
Congratulations, dad, on your launch into the great unknown world of retirement! You'll love it!
Amusing Retirement and Bucket List Suggestion
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1562112 |
Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it.
Amusing Retirement Congrats and a Bucket for Your…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things from your list before you kick it. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1562376 |
Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things from your list before you kick it.
Amusing Retirement Congrats and Time for a New…
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| Inside Text: | You've been farting into that cushion for far too many years. Time to give it a rest! Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement from the rat-race. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1567306 |
You've been farting into that cushion for far too many years. Time to give it a rest! Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement from the rat-race.
Amusing General Retirement Congrats and Porch…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement. Now you can sit back and people-watch without the police being involved. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1605942 |
Congratulations on your retirement. Now you can sit back and people-watch without the police being involved.
Cartoon Congrats on Earning Your Retirement Star
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| Inside Text: | You rightfully earned your star on the company Walk of Fame! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1620820 |
You rightfully earned your star on the company Walk of Fame!
Amusing Congratulations to Retiring Vet Dog in…
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| Inside Text: | As a veterinarian, watching out for the feathered, furred and scaled has earned you all the time you need to care for yourself. Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1711190 |
As a veterinarian, watching out for the feathered, furred and scaled has earned you all the time you need to care for yourself. Congratulations on your retirement!
Retirement Congrats on a Monumental Career
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| Inside Text: | You are monumental. You were on the job a long, long, long time. You left your mark. Tales will be told of your reign. Children will hear of your greatest adventures. Enjoy the fruits of your long labors. Congratulations on your retirement. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1731564 |
You are monumental. You were on the job a long, long, long time. You left your mark. Tales will be told of your reign. Children will hear of your greatest adventures. Enjoy the fruits of your long labors. Congratulations on your retirement.
Fun Retirement Congrats and Trade a Sundial for…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. You can trade your watch for a sundial and enjoy that change of pace in the next phase of your life! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1810972 |
Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. You can trade your watch for a sundial and enjoy that change of pace in the next phase of your life!
Retirement Congrats for Boss Who Chose Wisely
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| Inside Text: | Boss, I think you wisely chose the correct path. Congratulations on your retirement. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1811178 |
Boss, I think you wisely chose the correct path. Congratulations on your retirement.
Retirement Congratulations for a Retiring Mechanic
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on retiring and putting down all the wrenches, screwdrivers and the air hose early enough to maybe not need spare parts.May the warranty be with you! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1877724 |
Congratulations on retiring and putting down all the wrenches, screwdrivers and the air hose early enough to maybe not need spare parts.May the warranty be with you!
Final Secret Pal Congrats on Leaving the rat Race
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| Inside Text: | Secret Pal, congrats on retiring and getting out of the rat race. You're a shorts timer now. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1881552 |
Secret Pal, congrats on retiring and getting out of the rat race. You're a shorts timer now.
An Ice Flow and a Rude Retirement Congratulations
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| Inside Text: | You're afuckingquitter.But whatever. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1883034 |
You're afuckingquitter.But whatever.
A Much Needed 911 Dispatcher Retirement
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| Inside Text: | May your days be filled with peace, quiet, and absolutely no need to ask your checklist question: "Do you have clean underwear?"Congratulations on your well-earned retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1899146 |
May your days be filled with peace, quiet, and absolutely no need to ask your checklist question: "Do you have clean underwear?"Congratulations on your well-earned retirement!
Humorous Congrats on Trump Retirement Plan
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on retiring in these times. Make retirement great again . . .one barrel fire at a time! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1907056 |
Congratulations on retiring in these times. Make retirement great again . . .one barrel fire at a time!
Congratulate a Dear Friend on their Retirement
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| Inside Text: | Dear friend, retirement has its own grand rewards. You worked hard, saved wisely, and now . . .well, at least you don't have to sit in traffic anymore! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1907078 |
Dear friend, retirement has its own grand rewards. You worked hard, saved wisely, and now . . .well, at least you don't have to sit in traffic anymore!
Retirement Congratulations for a Barkeep
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| Inside Text: | No more last calls, no more bar tabs, and no more listening to the same old stories . . . unless you're the one telling them!Congrats to my favorite mixologistand your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1911844 |
No more last calls, no more bar tabs, and no more listening to the same old stories . . . unless you're the one telling them!Congrats to my favorite mixologistand your retirement!
Congrats on a Lawyer's Retirement
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| Inside Text: | You picked the right time to retire, before a new hunting season opens.Congratulations on your well-earned retirement and your long successful career! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1916226 |
You picked the right time to retire, before a new hunting season opens.Congratulations on your well-earned retirement and your long successful career!
Out of the World Congrats on Retiring
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| Inside Text: | You've officially retired from unlocking things for everyone else. Now it's time to unlock your own fridge, recliner, and the door of imagination that leads away from alarm clocks, meetings, and pants.Congratulations! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1929522 |
You've officially retired from unlocking things for everyone else. Now it's time to unlock your own fridge, recliner, and the door of imagination that leads away from alarm clocks, meetings, and pants.Congratulations!
Retirement from the Car Industry
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| Inside Text: | You outlasted the commission chaos, end-of-month quotas, and Willie's Weekend Mega SalesThe flailing ends here.Enjoy a retirement with fewer hand waves and finger gestures.Congratulations! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1932462 |
You outlasted the commission chaos, end-of-month quotas, and Willie's Weekend Mega SalesThe flailing ends here.Enjoy a retirement with fewer hand waves and finger gestures.Congratulations!
Funny Retirement Cartoon for a Friend or Coworker
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| Inside Text: | After all those years polishing the boss's image, it's your turn to shine.I raise a well-polished glass to your well-earned retirement.Congratulations! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1949736 |
After all those years polishing the boss's image, it's your turn to shine.I raise a well-polished glass to your well-earned retirement.Congratulations!
Retired Congrats Abducted and Still Explaining…
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| Inside Text: | Retirement: the magical time when you stop working and start explaining your benefits to anyone who'll listen.CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1984132 |
Retirement: the magical time when you stop working and start explaining your benefits to anyone who'll listen.CONGRATULATIONS!
Funny Colleague Retirement Robot Dog Technology…
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| Inside Text: | Dear colleague, you've officially retiredbefore the robot dog could take your job.That's what we call excellent timing.Congratulations! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1989972 |
Dear colleague, you've officially retiredbefore the robot dog could take your job.That's what we call excellent timing.Congratulations!
Funny Lawyer Retirement Dog Cartoon
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| Inside Text: | From now on,the only briefsyou'll needare comfortable ones.Happy Retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1993594 |
From now on,the only briefsyou'll needare comfortable ones.Happy Retirement!
Funny Retirement Position
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on retiring!Now you can devote yourself to your favorite full-time position. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1993948 |
Congratulations on retiring!Now you can devote yourself to your favorite full-time position.
Funny Retirement Card and Stop the Wheel
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| Inside Text: | You've spent years keeping the wheels turning. Now it's someone else's turn. Wishing you a long, happy, and well-earned retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1995096 |
You've spent years keeping the wheels turning. Now it's someone else's turn. Wishing you a long, happy, and well-earned retirement!
Funny Retirement and Your Body Retired First
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| Inside Text: | Boss, congratulations on making it to retirement. Now your body and your calendar can finally agree! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1995578 |
Boss, congratulations on making it to retirement. Now your body and your calendar can finally agree!
Fun Retirement Congrats and I Napped Like I Was a…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! Pace yourself. You've got a lifetime of naps ahead. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1995822 |
Congratulations on your retirement! Pace yourself. You've got a lifetime of naps ahead.
Funny Retirement and Retirement Smells Better Than…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations! May retirement smell like freedom, laughter, and fresh possibilities. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1996106 |
Congratulations! May retirement smell like freedom, laughter, and fresh possibilities.
Funny Retirement Congratulations and Changes Since…
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| Inside Text: | The brochure may have exaggerated a few things.Fortunately, it was completely accurateabout not going to work.Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1997314 |
The brochure may have exaggerated a few things.Fortunately, it was completely accurateabout not going to work.Congratulations on your retirement!
Funny Cheers to New Beginnings
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| Inside Text: | Doctor, now you can analyze clouds instead of your patients!Congrats on yourwell-deserved retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1999310 |
Doctor, now you can analyze clouds instead of your patients!Congrats on yourwell-deserved retirement!
Funny Retirement and a Dream on a Stick
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| Inside Text: | Retirement means no more putting your dreams on hold. Go pick a good one. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 2000528 |
Retirement means no more putting your dreams on hold. Go pick a good one.
Funny Retirement Golf and Grim Reaper on the Green
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| Inside Text: | Boss, here's to retirement, plenty of golf, and many more rounds before the Grim Reaper gets a turn. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 2000788 |
Boss, here's to retirement, plenty of golf, and many more rounds before the Grim Reaper gets a turn.
Funny Retirement and Technically in Compliance
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| Inside Text: | Dear colleague, you kept life interesting, the rules flexible, and me laughing. Have a fantastic retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 2000838 |
Dear colleague, you kept life interesting, the rules flexible, and me laughing. Have a fantastic retirement!
Funny Retirement Card and So Much for Heavenly…
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| Inside Text: | At least now you can complain about the furniture full-time. Happy Retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 2002702 |
At least now you can complain about the furniture full-time. Happy Retirement!






