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Goth Humor-alternative, gothic,

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Inside Text: "I may live for eternity, but I'm not getting any younger! Besides I have a brood to answer to just like any other family!"
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Product Id: 484872
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"I may live for eternity, but I'm not getting any younger! Besides I have a brood to answer to just like any other family!"