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Here's a GIANT straw! Suck the life out of someone…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | WILL YOU SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE? |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 944402 |
WILL YOU SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE?
Blunt Adult Humor! 'It's Official Original…
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| Inside Text: | "You're an Asshole!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1011813 |
"You're an Asshole!"
BLUNT HUMOR FOR THE GIRL YOU LOVE TO HATE!!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | JK! You know I <3 U! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1087564 |
JK! You know I <3 U!
BLUNT HUMOR FOR THE Guy YOU LOVE TO HATE!!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | JK! You know I <3 U! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1087568 |
JK! You know I <3 U!
Any Day 'Three special words!' Collection for your…
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| Inside Text: | "Let's Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1230596 |
"Let's Get Naked!"
Right Now 'Three special words!' Collection for…
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| Inside Text: | "Let's Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1230600 |
"Let's Get Naked!"
Sunday 'Three special words!' Collection for your…
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| Inside Text: | "Let's Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1233228 |
"Let's Get Naked!"
Saturday 'Three special words!' Collection for…
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| Inside Text: | "Let's Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1233234 |
"Let's Get Naked!"
Friday 'Three special words!' Collection for your…
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| Inside Text: | "Let's Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1233238 |
"Let's Get Naked!"
Thursday 'Three special words!' Collection for…
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| Inside Text: | "Let's Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1233244 |
"Let's Get Naked!"
Wednesday 'Three special words!' Collection for…
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| Inside Text: | "Let's Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1233250 |
"Let's Get Naked!"
Tuesday 'Three special words!' Collection for your…
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| Inside Text: | "Let's Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1233254 |
"Let's Get Naked!"
Monday 'Three special words!' Collection for your…
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| Inside Text: | "Let's Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1233262 |
"Let's Get Naked!"
Tell that special person how full of it they are…
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| Inside Text: | ... YOU'RE FULL OF IT! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 1377810 |
... YOU'RE FULL OF IT!
Sorry, so sorry!
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| Inside Text: | And I COMPLETELY understand if you have to spank me! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 871441 |
And I COMPLETELY understand if you have to spank me!
Annoying people can bite me! Green Mosquito Humor
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| Inside Text: | bite me ... |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872215 |
bite me ...
Hot Chick, humor, cute yellow chick
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| Inside Text: | That's You! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872222 |
That's You!
You Bug Me! Ladybug
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| Inside Text: | you bug me |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872239 |
you bug me
Break up, leave, go away, note on door!
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| Inside Text: | Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872240 |
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!
LoSt MaRbLeS tOo!!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...heard you lost yours some time ago. |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872268 |
...heard you lost yours some time ago.
Bang!
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| Inside Text: | I'D SHOOT MYSELF |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872271 |
I'D SHOOT MYSELF
Now beat it and go away!
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| Inside Text: | NOW BEAT IT! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872383 |
NOW BEAT IT!
Piss off & go away, chef, pitchfork!
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| Inside Text: | ... PISS OFF! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872391 |
... PISS OFF!
I Am Greater Than You!
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| Inside Text: | period |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872395 |
period
Stop trying to feed me the same old crap!
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| Inside Text: | Stop trying to feed me the same old crap! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872419 |
Stop trying to feed me the same old crap!
Screw you!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | YOU |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872448 |
YOU
You're a pain in my ass!
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| Inside Text: | END OF STORY |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 872450 |
END OF STORY
BLAH, Blah, shut your pie hole!
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| Inside Text: | SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ALREADY! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 873354 |
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ALREADY!
Let me sum it up, die, go to hell!
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| Inside Text: | 1st step: DROP DEAD 2nd step: GO TO HELL |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 876130 |
1st step: DROP DEAD 2nd step: GO TO HELL
You fill my heart with hate!
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| Inside Text: | You Fill My Heart with Hate! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 876991 |
You Fill My Heart with Hate!
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