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Thank You Very Little Card, blank
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Artist: | Random World Order |
| Product Id: | 43807 |
Anti Thank You Card
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| Inside Text: | Your inconsiderateness is appalling. |
| Artist: | Random World Order |
| Product Id: | 44010 |
Your inconsiderateness is appalling.
Friendship - Fat Burning Workout
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| Inside Text: | How's it going with you? |
| Artist: | Jen Cosgrove |
| Product Id: | 53386 |
How's it going with you?
Funny Spayed or Neutered Pets
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| Inside Text: | ... and your weird friends and relatives, too! |
| Artist: | UncleFrog |
| Product Id: | 55230 |
... and your weird friends and relatives, too!
Happy Birthday!
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| Inside Text: | HAPPY BIRTHDAY! To someone who makes me laugh! |
| Artist: | graphicdoodles |
| Product Id: | 66951 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! To someone who makes me laugh!
Angels Jumping on the Bed
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| Inside Text: | The angels are jumping on the bed! |
| Artist: | jms |
| Product Id: | 71502 |
The angels are jumping on the bed!
Shoot the Bull
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| Inside Text: | Time for us to shoot the "bull" |
| Artist: | Great Scott Designs© |
| Product Id: | 71851 |
Time for us to shoot the "bull"
Happy Birthday!
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| Inside Text: | Hope you have lots of fun on your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
| Artist: | graphicdoodles |
| Product Id: | 75895 |
Hope you have lots of fun on your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Out to Lunch!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Out to Lunch! |
| Artist: | Mariana Musa |
| Product Id: | 90611 |
Out to Lunch!
Friendship - Lucky Day
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | May every day be your lucky day! |
| Artist: | Jen Cosgrove |
| Product Id: | 91123 |
May every day be your lucky day!
You're Playing With Fire.
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Don't get burned. |
| Artist: | Audrey Roy |
| Product Id: | 94230 |
Don't get burned.
Oh, I Say! Funny and Sarcastic Greeting Card
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| Artist: | KippyGo |
| Product Id: | 95777 |
I Want You
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I want you! |
| Artist: | Missy Sue Hanson |
| Product Id: | 107559 |
I want you!
Some theme parks are people traps operated by a…
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| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118273 |
Not all parachutes are perfect. It's just that no…
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| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118275 |
If Olive Oil comes from Olives, then Baby Oil must…
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| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118279 |
It takes a lot of muscles to frown, but only 4 for…
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| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118281 |
Ummm...why is the baby in the tree top?
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| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118285 |
Karate is a form of martial arts where using only…
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| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118287 |
My new bumper sticker reads...HONK! If you want…
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| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118295 |
If it wasn't for bad luck, there wouldn't be any…
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| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118305 |
What kind of ties can't you wear?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Railroad ties! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118407 |
Railroad ties!
What shoes should you wear when your basement is…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Pumps! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118409 |
Pumps!
What clothing does a house wear?
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| Inside Text: | Address! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118411 |
Address!
How do rabbits travel?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | By hareplane! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118413 |
By hareplane!
Can giraffes have babies?
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| Inside Text: | No, they only have giraffes! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118415 |
No, they only have giraffes!
What do you call a funny book about eggs?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | A yolk book! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118417 |
A yolk book!
What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?
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| Inside Text: | Spy-focals! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118419 |
Spy-focals!
Why was the belt arrested?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | For holding up the pants! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118421 |
For holding up the pants!
Why are potatoes good detectives?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Because they keep their eyes peeled! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118423 |
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What did the sock say to the foot?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You're putting me on! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118425 |
You're putting me on!
What part of your body has the most rhythm?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Your eardrums! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118429 |
Your eardrums!
What kind of soda must you not drink?
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| Inside Text: | Baking soda! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118431 |
Baking soda!
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Evaporated milk! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118433 |
Evaporated milk!
When is it dangerous to play cards?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | When the joker is wild! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118435 |
When the joker is wild!
What do you get when you saw a comedian in two?
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| Inside Text: | A half wit! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118437 |
A half wit!
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Long time no sea! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118439 |
Long time no sea!
Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
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| Inside Text: | In a seafood restaurant! |
| Artist: | Rose DiBiasi |
| Product Id: | 118443 |
In a seafood restaurant!
A Bit Rusty
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | play dumb! |
| Artist: | Olivia A. Kneibler |
| Product Id: | 119397 |
play dumb!
Who Needs Therapy? I Have My Sister
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Thanks for being the best therapist I could ever wish for. |
| Artist: | Great Scott Designs© |
| Product Id: | 124904 |
Thanks for being the best therapist I could ever wish for.
I'm On Island Time
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Care to join me? |
| Artist: | Great Scott Designs© |
| Product Id: | 125238 |
Care to join me?
just a little goth
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Yes, I'm quite aware Halloween is over... but thanks for pointing it out anyway. Yeah. !@# $% hilarious. |
| Artist: | Dementians |
| Product Id: | 127859 |
Yes, I'm quite aware Halloween is over... but thanks for pointing it out anyway. Yeah. !@# $% hilarious.
Sunday Brunch
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Let's dine out soon...shall we? |
| Artist: | Sara Field |
| Product Id: | 128313 |
Let's dine out soon...shall we?
Her Knight in Shining Armor
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| Inside Text: | Just as Gragna had given up hope her knight in shining armor arrived. |
| Artist: | Matthew Brackney |
| Product Id: | 128748 |
Just as Gragna had given up hope her knight in shining armor arrived.
You turned my world upside down
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | UPSIDE-DOWN! |
| Artist: | Lisa Matthews |
| Product Id: | 132304 |
UPSIDE-DOWN!
Defy Your Age!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have an amazing birthday! |
| Artist: | Great Scott Designs© |
| Product Id: | 132532 |
Have an amazing birthday!
off my mind
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Kinda like the rash on my butt! I LOVE YOU! |
| Artist: | Lisa Matthews |
| Product Id: | 133002 |
Kinda like the rash on my butt! I LOVE YOU!
Wife has the Power
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... it's great having such power at one's fingertips. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 152485 |
... it's great having such power at one's fingertips.
Wife at Home
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Enjoy your time together as best you can. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 152507 |
Enjoy your time together as best you can.
Wife needs affection
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Once a year - is that asking too much? |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 152519 |
Once a year - is that asking too much?
Leaving home, finally
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Let him go Mother, for God's sake. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 152533 |
Let him go Mother, for God's sake.
Smelly Grandpa
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Yet another way men attempt to regain control over the household. Futile. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 152535 |
Yet another way men attempt to regain control over the household. Futile.
Health Class
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| Inside Text: | Now that you know dear, Mother can teach you how to turn this into a very significant advantage. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 152541 |
Now that you know dear, Mother can teach you how to turn this into a very significant advantage.
Evil Clarisse
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| Inside Text: | Party Time! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 152563 |
Party Time!
Not like the other Boys
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | He was just Jack. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 152573 |
He was just Jack.
The Writing Mom: Finding Time To Write
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| Artist: | Debbie Ridpath Ohi |
| Product Id: | 154814 |
Young Father
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Let's ignore the facts and celebrate anyway. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 154816 |
Let's ignore the facts and celebrate anyway.
1/2 Birthday Porch Baby
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Just because you were raised this way doesn't mean it's right. Happy Birthday to Junior. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 154952 |
Just because you were raised this way doesn't mean it's right. Happy Birthday to Junior.
Mr. Big Nose
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Grandpa enjoyed both. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 155598 |
Grandpa enjoyed both.
Young Clinton
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Well, as luck would have it, he was on the wrong track. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 155702 |
Well, as luck would have it, he was on the wrong track.
Welcome Home - Red Carpet
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Been looking forward to this for seemingly forever. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 155772 |
Been looking forward to this for seemingly forever.
Instant Messaging Moms
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | And this Network never went down,according to our Fathers. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 157277 |
And this Network never went down,according to our Fathers.
Humor In Dating
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | They say that you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince.My lips are numb |
| Artist: | Catherine Silver |
| Product Id: | 157685 |
They say that you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince.My lips are numb
What's The Buzz Bug Box Watercolor Illustration…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I guess you can be happy they're not in your bed! |
| Artist: | Cathie Richardson |
| Product Id: | 159371 |
I guess you can be happy they're not in your bed!
Happy Spring!
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| Inside Text: | Spring, Spring, Happy, Happy, Spring, Spring! HAPPY EASTER, too! |
| Artist: | graphicdoodles |
| Product Id: | 163936 |
Spring, Spring, Happy, Happy, Spring, Spring! HAPPY EASTER, too!
Big Buck in Cabin Window Man's Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy birthday, big guy! |
| Artist: | maria |
| Product Id: | 167993 |
Happy birthday, big guy!
Jane Austen
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...is the Actual Shape of My Head. |
| Artist: | Lauren Reeser |
| Product Id: | 168702 |
...is the Actual Shape of My Head.
MEMORIES, alone
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Gotta look on the bright side of things too! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 169738 |
Gotta look on the bright side of things too!
Midweek Confessions
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | And we all thought you guys were off to the movies on Saturdays. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 170594 |
And we all thought you guys were off to the movies on Saturdays.
Pregnant Sister
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | No wonder there's a water shortage in some areas. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 170600 |
No wonder there's a water shortage in some areas.
Rich Pastor
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | So now we know the true purpose behind those Special Collections. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 170608 |
So now we know the true purpose behind those Special Collections.
Church Sex
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| Inside Text: | For some reason, I thought of you when I saw this card! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 170640 |
For some reason, I thought of you when I saw this card!
Cat got your tongue?
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Cat got your tongue?Why aren't you speaking to me? |
| Artist: | FreeESpirits.com |
| Product Id: | 170741 |
Cat got your tongue?Why aren't you speaking to me?
Tax Taxes Funny Humor IRS Paper Greeting Note Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Did you ever notice:When you put the 2 words 'The' and IRS' togetherit spells 'Theirs'? |
| Artist: | Kerra Icansketchu |
| Product Id: | 175388 |
Did you ever notice:When you put the 2 words 'The' and IRS' togetherit spells 'Theirs'?
Rhino hRino!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I heard he met his new girlfriendat the local watering hole! |
| Artist: | Claire & Barbara |
| Product Id: | 179023 |
I heard he met his new girlfriendat the local watering hole!
Too much exercise might kill you
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Artist: | Annika Strömgren |
| Product Id: | 182269 |
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