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Bust a Nut Vasectomy Get Well Humor

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Inside Text: I just bust a nut! Here's to a speedy recovery after your vasectomy.
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 916393
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I just bust a nut! Here's to a speedy recovery after your vasectomy.

Father's Day to Dad Humor ~ Swift Kick in the Butt

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Inside Text: Thanks, Dad ... for all your gentle nudgings! You're the Best! Happy Father's Day
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 927278
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Thanks, Dad ... for all your gentle nudgings! You're the Best! Happy Father's Day

Get Well Cute Little Big Eyed Guy

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Inside Text: Hope you're feeling PEPPY again soon!
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 1294378
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Hope you're feeling PEPPY again soon!

Awesome Birthday for Son

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Inside Text: Well, we do too! Happy Birthday
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 1300654
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Well, we do too! Happy Birthday

Happy Cinco de Mayo From Across the Miles Humor…

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Inside Text: ... and you might be the first to get REALLY, REALLY sick! Have a good one!
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 1467884
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... and you might be the first to get REALLY, REALLY sick! Have a good one!

Happy Cinco de Mayo From All of Us Humor Mezcal…

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Inside Text: ... and you might be the first to get REALLY, REALLY sick! Have a good one!
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 1467888
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... and you might be the first to get REALLY, REALLY sick! Have a good one!

Happy Cinco de Mayo From Both of Us Humor Mezcal…

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Inside Text: ... and you might be the first to get REALLY, REALLY sick! Have a good one!
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 1467890
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... and you might be the first to get REALLY, REALLY sick! Have a good one!

Happy Cinco de Mayo To Both of You Humor Mezcal…

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Inside Text: ... and you might be the first to get REALLY, REALLY sick! Have a good one!
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 1467892
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... and you might be the first to get REALLY, REALLY sick! Have a good one!

Happy Friendship Day Humor Everyone Has That ONE…

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Inside Text: ... and you know it's all over then! I'm so glad you're THAT friend. Happy Friendship Day!
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 1468686
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... and you know it's all over then! I'm so glad you're THAT friend. Happy Friendship Day!

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