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Funny Office Door Sign for Administrative…

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Inside Text: We couldn't do it without you! Happy Administrative Professionals Day!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 603989
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We couldn't do it without you! Happy Administrative Professionals Day!

50th Birthday Funny with Empty Gas Gauge and Old…

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Inside Text: Don't worry about running out of gas. When you hit fifty you will have plenty of gas to keep you moving forward. Happy 50th birthday, you old fart!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 672891
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Don't worry about running out of gas. When you hit fifty you will have plenty of gas to keep you moving forward. Happy 50th birthday, you old fart!

Funny Mother's Day, For Mom from the Baby

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Inside Text: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! From the Baby of the Family I love you and thank you for all of your hard work.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 831131
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom! From the Baby of the Family I love you and thank you for all of your hard work.

Thank You for Visiting Me in the Hospital, Gown…

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Inside Text: It was so nice of you to visit me in the hospital. I hope it wasn't too traumatic.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 930534
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It was so nice of you to visit me in the hospital. I hope it wasn't too traumatic.

Funny Get Well with Hospital Gown From the Back…

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Inside Text: Try to keep your backside covered and get well soon!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1194662
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Try to keep your backside covered and get well soon!

Funny Little Puke Birthday with Monster Balloons…

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Inside Text: I hope your birthdayis so exciting you puke.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1251728
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I hope your birthdayis so exciting you puke.

Cousin Don't Lose Your Head Funny Halloween…

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Inside Text: Have a happy Halloween instead!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1291134
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Have a happy Halloween instead!

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Bro Don't Lose Your Head Funny Halloween Headless…

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Inside Text: Have a happy Halloween instead!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1291136
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Have a happy Halloween instead!

Girlfriend Don't Lose Your Head Funny Halloween…

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Inside Text: Have a happy Halloween instead! XOXO
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1291156
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Have a happy Halloween instead! XOXO

Funny Oops I'm Sorry with Poodle Animal Balloon in…

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Inside Text: Sorry I blew it and MESSED things up. Please forgive me.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1335066
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Sorry I blew it and MESSED things up. Please forgive me.

Funny Happy Birthday Old Friend, Old Man in Green…

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Inside Text: Hooray! You're another year older and you're not dead yet.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1413940
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Hooray! You're another year older and you're not dead yet.

Funny Belated Christmas with Deer Pooping Because…

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Inside Text: Sorry I'm late with my holiday wishes. "Nature called" at the last minute.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1415012
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Sorry I'm late with my holiday wishes. "Nature called" at the last minute.

Rooster Birthday for Grandma with Funny Cock-a…

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Inside Text: Dear Grandma, There are so many candles I don't know what to do. My comb's turning red and my wattle is, too. Cock-a-doodle-PHEW. Happy Birthday to you!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1428708
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Dear Grandma, There are so many candles I don't know what to do. My comb's turning red and my wattle is, too. Cock-a-doodle-PHEW. Happy Birthday to you!

Rooster Birthday for Mom from Son with Cock-a…

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Inside Text: Dear Mom, There are so many candles I don't know what to do. My comb's turning red and my wattle is, too. Cock-a-doodle-PHEW. Happy Birthday to you! With love, from your son.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1428840
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Dear Mom, There are so many candles I don't know what to do. My comb's turning red and my wattle is, too. Cock-a-doodle-PHEW. Happy Birthday to you! With love, from your son.

Rooster Birthday for Aunt-in-Law with Cock-a…

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Inside Text: My Dear Aunt, There are so many candles I don't know what to do. My comb's turning red and my wattle is, too. Cock-a-doodle-PHEW. Happy Birthday to you!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1428890
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My Dear Aunt, There are so many candles I don't know what to do. My comb's turning red and my wattle is, too. Cock-a-doodle-PHEW. Happy Birthday to you!

Custom Funny Teacher Retirement with Every Child…

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Inside Text: Wishing you the very best on your retirement from teaching. May you have many fun and exciting adventures without the children.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1431928
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Wishing you the very best on your retirement from teaching. May you have many fun and exciting adventures without the children.

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Funny Birthday Party Invitation, Grab yer Load,…

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Inside Text: Grab yer Load, Toad, and hit the road. It's a birthday party for _______________________________________ Date/Time:_______________________________ Location:________________________________ Hosted by:________________________________ R.S.V.P.:_________________________________
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1465038
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Grab yer Load, Toad, and hit the road. It's a birthday party for _______________________________________ Date/Time:_______________________________ Location:________________________________ Hosted by:________________________________ R.S.V.P.:_________________________________

Funny Congratulations on Your CPAP, Moustache Man

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Inside Text: Don't forget, you can wear your CPAP during the day so when you're bored they won't hear you snore.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1553536
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Don't forget, you can wear your CPAP during the day so when you're bored they won't hear you snore.

Funny Congratulations on Your CPAP, Retro Woman

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Inside Text: Don't forget, you can wear your CPAP during the day so when you're bored they won't hear you snore.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1553624
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Don't forget, you can wear your CPAP during the day so when you're bored they won't hear you snore.

CPAP Announcement, Fighter Pilot Look, Retro Woman

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Inside Text: Karen was only fighting sheep and sleep. Like Karen, I'm now using a CPAP machine. Sweet dreams to me.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1553716
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Karen was only fighting sheep and sleep. Like Karen, I'm now using a CPAP machine. Sweet dreams to me.

Valentine's Day Skeleton Male Bone-afide Secret…

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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day from your secret admirer.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1555264
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Happy Valentine's Day from your secret admirer.

Valentine's Day Female Skeleton Bone-afide Secret…

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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day from your secret admirer.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1555380
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Happy Valentine's Day from your secret admirer.

Funny Birthday Getting Older Little Gray Hares

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Inside Text: It's the big, thick, wild one growing out of your chin. Hoppy Birthday!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1631204
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It's the big, thick, wild one growing out of your chin. Hoppy Birthday!

Funny Birthday from the Cat with Gift in Litter…

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Inside Text: You'll find a little gift in the litter box.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1638656
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You'll find a little gift in the litter box.

Funny Chinese New Year of the Ox Grab It By the…

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Inside Text: It's the Chinese New Year of the Ox! Grab it by the horns, hoof it up, and celebrate with good luck, good health, and less BS.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1663402
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It's the Chinese New Year of the Ox! Grab it by the horns, hoof it up, and celebrate with good luck, good health, and less BS.

Funny Congratulations on New Hair Style with…

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Inside Text: I know I always PEEL better after a nice trim. Congratulations on your new a-PEEL-ing hair style. ZEST it up, get JUICED to it, and enjoy!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1685600
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I know I always PEEL better after a nice trim. Congratulations on your new a-PEEL-ing hair style. ZEST it up, get JUICED to it, and enjoy!

Boyfriend Funny Thank You for Christmas Gift with…

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Inside Text: Way to go, boyfriend! Thank you for your awesome gift giving this Christmas. You wrapped it all up so fine.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1705086
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Way to go, boyfriend! Thank you for your awesome gift giving this Christmas. You wrapped it all up so fine.

Sarcastic Birthday for Friend I'm Blown Away with…

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Inside Text: ... by how old you really are! Happy Blowday old friend.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1723720
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... by how old you really are! Happy Blowday old friend.

Funny Congratulations for New Dad with Goat and…

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Inside Text: I herd you had a new kid. Congrats on becoming a dad. You've goat this!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1736132
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I herd you had a new kid. Congrats on becoming a dad. You've goat this!