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You're The Shit, Humorous Appreciation for Special…

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Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1384492

Sorry, so sorry!

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Inside Text: And I COMPLETELY understand if you have to spank me!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 871441

And I COMPLETELY understand if you have to spank me!

Annoying people can bite me! Green Mosquito Humor

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Inside Text: bite me ...
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872215

bite me ...

Hot Chick, humor, cute yellow chick

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Inside Text: That's You!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872222

That's You!

You Bug Me! Ladybug

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Inside Text: you bug me
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872239

you bug me

Break up, leave, go away, note on door!

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Inside Text: Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872240

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!

LoSt MaRbLeS tOo!!

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Inside Text: ...heard you lost yours some time ago.
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872268

...heard you lost yours some time ago.

Bang!

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Inside Text: I'D SHOOT MYSELF
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872271

I'D SHOOT MYSELF

Now beat it and go away!

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Inside Text: NOW BEAT IT!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872383

NOW BEAT IT!

Piss off & go away, chef, pitchfork!

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Inside Text: ... PISS OFF!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872391

... PISS OFF!

I Am Greater Than You!

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Inside Text: period
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872395

period

Stop trying to feed me the same old crap!

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Inside Text: Stop trying to feed me the same old crap!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872419

Stop trying to feed me the same old crap!

Screw you!

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Inside Text: YOU
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872448

YOU

You're a pain in my ass!

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Inside Text: END OF STORY
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872450

END OF STORY

BLAH, Blah, shut your pie hole!

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Inside Text: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ALREADY!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 873354

SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE ALREADY!

Let me sum it up, die, go to hell!

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Inside Text: 1st step: DROP DEAD 2nd step: GO TO HELL
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 876130

1st step: DROP DEAD 2nd step: GO TO HELL

You fill my heart with hate!

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Inside Text: You Fill My Heart with Hate!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 876991

You Fill My Heart with Hate!

Your nuts as in crazy!

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Inside Text: YOU'RE NUTS!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 882828

YOU'RE NUTS!

Here's a GIANT straw! Suck the life out of someone…

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Inside Text: WILL YOU SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE?
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 944402

WILL YOU SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE?

Blunt Adult Humor! 'It's Official Original…

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Inside Text: "You're an Asshole!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1011813

"You're an Asshole!"

BLUNT HUMOR FOR THE GIRL YOU LOVE TO HATE!!

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Inside Text: JK! You know I <3 U!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1087564

JK! You know I <3 U!

BLUNT HUMOR FOR THE Guy YOU LOVE TO HATE!!

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Inside Text: JK! You know I <3 U!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1087568

JK! You know I <3 U!

Any Day 'Three special words!' Collection for your…

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Inside Text: "Let's Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1230596

"Let's Get Naked!"

Right Now 'Three special words!' Collection for…

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Inside Text: "Let's Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1230600

"Let's Get Naked!"

Sunday 'Three special words!' Collection for your…

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Inside Text: "Let's Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1233228

"Let's Get Naked!"

Saturday 'Three special words!' Collection for…

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Inside Text: "Let's Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1233234

"Let's Get Naked!"

Friday 'Three special words!' Collection for your…

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Inside Text: "Let's Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1233238

"Let's Get Naked!"

Thursday 'Three special words!' Collection for…

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Inside Text: "Let's Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1233244

"Let's Get Naked!"

Wednesday 'Three special words!' Collection for…

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Inside Text: "Let's Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1233250

"Let's Get Naked!"

Tuesday 'Three special words!' Collection for your…

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Inside Text: "Let's Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 1233254

"Let's Get Naked!"